A whole days perving ruined :(

28 Nov 2006

I have no work to do so what better way to spend me time than profile pervin biggrin

Except someone won't let me perv profiles sad

when I try to all i get is this error code..........
Table ' ' doesn't exist
could someoen PM me some pics to perv over lol

Edit my clock shows 12:25 this post shows 6 30 ish :shock: i'm in the twilight zone lol

Another edit.......FFS I wasted my 5000th post on a light hearted moan :cry:

28 Nov 2006

Quote by sheddy
I have no work to do so what better way to spend me time than profile pervin
Except someone won't let me perv profiles when I try to all i get is this error code..........
Table ' ' doesn't exist
could someoen PM me some pics to perv over
Edit my clock shows 12:25 this post shows 6 39 ish :shock: i'm in the twilight zone

They can't PM you either, here's the error I get from mail:

Mailbox Offline!
The Mailbox is currently unavailable due to maintenance. In the meanwhile, here are some suggestions of alternative means of contact; Pen and Paper, Mobile Phone, Smoke Signals, Morse Code, Shouting, Carrier Pigeon, Cup and String.
The Mailbox will return by 1:00PM Please do not raise a support ticket regarding the mailbox because of this issue.
Our Apologies,
The SH Team.

28 Nov 2006

You're not alone in the zone - I'm getting the same problme. Think I'll give up and go up to the London porn cinema for some pervin.
Steve.

28 Nov 2006

I'd just found a vision of sheer beauty in the gallery aswell I think she was around page 300 or so (told ya I had time on my hands lol

) it'll take me ages to find her again :cry:

28 Nov 2006

Well done on your 5000th post sheddy!
:cheers:

28 Nov 2006

Ok whos broke SH i keep get strange errorr messages
:thumbup: congrats sheddy on reaching 5000 posts

28 Nov 2006

don't jump the gun there may be more data loss I could be back down to 4999 anytime soon, but thanks all the same biggrin

28 Nov 2006

Am i glad i persevered this morning and read this post - ffs i was thinking VIRUS with all the error messages i was getting :giggle:
<<<<< Goes to do some work till after 1pm rolleyes

28 Nov 2006

cant evern get into the chat rooms mad

say no user id

28 Nov 2006

Pervin update it seems I can perv my own proflie pics biggrin

however some concelation that is as I can go in the next room and perv PK anyhow lol

28 Nov 2006

I must be special, I keep getting....

Quote by Annoying Message
You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'AND _id = 1 AND _allow_viewonline = 1 AND > 11647146' at line 3

28 Nov 2006

Quote by Kiss
I must be special, I keep getting....
You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'AND _id = 1 AND _allow_viewonline = 1 AND > 11647146' at line 3

Sounds painfull lol

28 Nov 2006

:shock: have you had it checked could be contagous lol

28 Nov 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
Its not broken as such, just needs a little maintenance, trouble is they cant find the tools since PK put them in the shed....

I think the problem is what sheddy did with his tool actually........ wink

28 Nov 2006

Quote by sheddy
I have no work to do so what better way to spend me time than profile pervin
Except someone won't let me perv profiles when I try to all i get is this error code..........
Table ' ' doesn't exist
could someoen PM me some pics to perv over
Edit my clock shows 12:25 this post shows 6 30 ish :shock: i'm in the twilight zone
Another edit.......FFS I wasted my 5000th post on a light hearted moan :cry:

Sheddy have you got anything in there that does exactly what it says on the tin????
You know where I'm going with this don't you :twisted:
No....step away from the tin marked 'satisfactory wank'
Look for one that says 'successful perv of profiles'
:giggle:

28 Nov 2006

A perfectly good days perving ruined.....every man's greatest nightmare.
I feel for you, i really do.

28 Nov 2006

Quote by sheddy
I have no work to do so what better way to spend me time than profile pervin
Except someone won't let me perv profiles when I try to all i get is this error code..........
Table ' ' doesn't exist
could someoen PM me some pics to perv over
Edit my clock shows 12:25 this post shows 6 30 ish :shock: i'm in the twilight zone
Another edit.......FFS I wasted my 5000th post on a light hearted moan :cry:

There's your answer Shedster, it's a new sort of gremlin virus from ireland
the little sod sits in the middle of the special code gibberish that tells your computerboxthingy how to make pictures and when he gets to the bit for naked lady pics he says
'aww jesus, will you lookedat laydee wit her boobies out for all to see, she'll catch her death so she will. Oid betta make sure she doesn't go on dat intermenet thingy showing herself up and everyting. Will you be stopping for a cup of tea dear? I'll put me Daniel O'Donnel records on so i will............'

29 Nov 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I have no work to do so what better way to spend me time than profile pervin
Except someone won't let me perv profiles when I try to all i get is this error code..........
Table ' ' doesn't exist
could someoen PM me some pics to perv over
Edit my clock shows 12:25 this post shows 6 30 ish :shock: i'm in the twilight zone
Another edit.......FFS I wasted my 5000th post on a light hearted moan :cry:

There's your answer Shedster, it's a new sort of gremlin virus from ireland
the little sod sits in the middle of the special code gibberish that tells your computerboxthingy how to make pictures and when he gets to the bit for naked lady pics he says
'aww jesus, will you lookedat laydee wit her boobies out for all to see, she'll catch her death so she will. Oid betta make sure she doesn't go on dat intermenet thingy showing herself up and everyting. Will you be stopping for a cup of tea dear? I'll put me Daniel O'Donnel records on so i will............'
rotflmao

I read that in the voice of the maid in Father Ted
(sorry cant remember her name though!)

29 Nov 2006

Quote by lilacgem
I have no work to do so what better way to spend me time than profile pervin
Except someone won't let me perv profiles when I try to all i get is this error code..........
Table ' ' doesn't exist
could someoen PM me some pics to perv over
Edit my clock shows 12:25 this post shows 6 30 ish :shock: i'm in the twilight zone
Another edit.......FFS I wasted my 5000th post on a light hearted moan :cry:

There's your answer Shedster, it's a new sort of gremlin virus from ireland
the little sod sits in the middle of the special code gibberish that tells your computerboxthingy how to make pictures and when he gets to the bit for naked lady pics he says
'aww jesus, will you lookedat laydee wit her boobies out for all to see, she'll catch her death so she will. Oid betta make sure she doesn't go on dat intermenet thingy showing herself up and everyting. Will you be stopping for a cup of tea dear? I'll put me Daniel O'Donnel records on so i will............'
rotflmao

I read that in the voice of the maid in Father Ted
(sorry cant remember her name though!)
"Oh Gowan....you'll remember it. You will, you will, you will, you will, you will......"
rotflmao

(It's Mrs Doyle... lol

)

29 Nov 2006

would diss be de lady in questian now?

29 Nov 2006

I remember now :bounce:
Well with a little help from Dlep & sercher01 biggrin

Thanks boys :high-smile:

30 Nov 2006

Quote by sheddy
I'd just found a vision of sheer beauty in the gallery aswell I think she was around page 300 or so (told ya I had time on my hands ) it'll take me ages to find her again :cry:

you will share page no. when you find won't you sheddy ?or send link wink

30 Nov 2006

Quote by Luv2joinu
I'd just found a vision of sheer beauty in the gallery aswell I think she was around page 300 or so (told ya I had time on my hands ) it'll take me ages to find her again :cry:

you will share page no. when you find won't you sheddy ?or send link wink

I found her and just as I thought it was too good to be true.......she is banned sad

30 Nov 2006

Quote by lilacgem
I remember now :bounce:
Well with a little help from Dlep & sercher01 Thanks boys :high-smile:

Seeing the animated gif in your sig and that avatar is thanks enough.... innocent

30 Nov 2006

I notice that the "Who been viewing me" thingy is back, but it's not working.
The list hasn't changed since yesterday... maybe people just haven't been perving my profile? confused

:lol2:

30 Nov 2006

Quote by Kiss
I notice that the "Who been viewing me" thingy is back, but it's not working.
The list hasn't changed since yesterday... maybe people just haven't been perving my profile?
:lol2:

I've just perved your profile Kiss, Nice smile

so you can see if it's working biggrin

30 Nov 2006

Quote by Luv2joinu
I notice that the "Who been viewing me" thingy is back, but it's not working.
The list hasn't changed since yesterday... maybe people just haven't been perving my profile?
:lol2:

I've just perved your profile Kiss, Nice smile

so you can see if it's working biggrin

Thanks Luv2joinu :giggle:
You're not on the list.... so it's still broken.

30 Nov 2006

Quote by Kiss
I notice that the "Who been viewing me" thingy is back, but it's not working.
The list hasn't changed since yesterday... maybe people just haven't been perving my profile?
:lol2:

I've just perved your profile Kiss, Nice smile

so you can see if it's working biggrin

Thanks Luv2joinu :giggle:
You're not on the list.... so it's still broken.
No problem Kiss:idea: I shall perve it daily until you inform me its fixed smile

30 Nov 2006

Quote by sheddy
I'd just found a vision of sheer beauty in the gallery aswell I think she was around page 300 or so (told ya I had time on my hands ) it'll take me ages to find her again :cry:

you will share page no. when you find won't you sheddy ?or send link wink

I found her and just as I thought it was too good to be true.......she is banned sad

No loss, was obviously a male putting up faulse photos to gain maximum attention, so maybe you had a lucky escape lol