A world without....You..!!

22 Nov 2005

I have a guardian angel, who is in this little Heaven - she makes it the Heaven that it is. There are times when she thinks 'I wish you'd never been born' wink

only kidding! I have been to the other place - Swinging Pottersville, where I don't exist, and I can tell you it is pretty horrible.
So what would it be like without me? Well, this seat'd be a bit colder, I guess, - Oh and I guess some poor soul would have to take over all my paranoia - poor sod!

22 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Excellent post chimpolata !
Erm.... totally stuck for anything to say though ...
not married, no kids, erm....
my cat would be homeless.
buggery, I am depressed now.... can't think of any difference i have made .
will come back when i have thought of something positive.... :cry: ( i may be gone some time)

Cheers Postie.
I'm sure you have more but...what about all the Birthday Cards / Christmas Cards you deliver that make people Happy..... wink

....and divorce papers..... :cry: ...lol
CheekyChimp..... cool

22 Nov 2005

Quote by westerross
I have a guardian angel, who is in this little Heaven - she makes it the Heaven that it is. There are times when she thinks 'I wish you'd never been born' only kidding! I have been to the other place - Swinging Pottersville, where I don't exist, and I can tell you it is pretty horrible.

That's so nice te.........she's a lucky lady... :wink:
CheekyChimp...... cool

22 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Excellent post chimpolata !
Erm.... totally stuck for anything to say though ...
not married, no kids, erm....
my cat would be homeless.
buggery, I am depressed now.... can't think of any difference i have made .
will come back when i have thought of something positive.... :cry: ( i may be gone some time)

Have you bought a new mobile phone yet Postie ... at least you keep the moby phone industry happy :giggle: bolt

DD

22 Nov 2005

the impression we leave on this earth can be easily measured.....take a bowl of water and put your fist in it now withdraw it ...... the hole that is left is the impression we all will have on this earth
so relax have fun help others when you can and remember its only a game .........oh and you cant win lol

22 Nov 2005

Quote by devondelight
I think a lot of people would have had a lot less to laugh about if I weren't here.
A lot of fellas wouldn't have got laid and sprayed.
My parents would have grown old and died alone and without any grandchildren or care.
My husband wouldn't have become a man of property.
My ex lover would still have been up to his neck in debt and not in the lovely home he has now.
My current lover would not be half as corrupted as he is now .. nor had such a big grin on his face
One lady may have still been an alcoholic
Another may have never learnt to drive a car
Oh and one man would not be alive today if I hadn't sat with him all night persuading him not to kill himself.
DD

Jeez DD can I book an appointment!! :twisted:

22 Nov 2005

Quote by westerross
I think a lot of people would have had a lot less to laugh about if I weren't here.
A lot of fellas wouldn't have got laid and sprayed.
My parents would have grown old and died alone and without any grandchildren or care.
My husband wouldn't have become a man of property.
My ex lover would still have been up to his neck in debt and not in the lovely home he has now.
My current lover would not be half as corrupted as he is now .. nor had such a big grin on his face
One lady may have still been an alcoholic
Another may have never learnt to drive a car
Oh and one man would not be alive today if I hadn't sat with him all night persuading him not to kill himself.
DD

Jeez DD can I book an appointment!! :twisted:
No not till you beg for more of my sexy story smackbottom

DD

22 Nov 2005

I've been thinking up a suitable 'next chapter'!! wink

22 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Excellent post chimpolata !
Erm.... totally stuck for anything to say though ...
not married, no kids, erm....
my cat would be homeless.
buggery, I am depressed now.... can't think of any difference i have made .
will come back when i have thought of something positive.... :cry: ( i may be gone some time)

I think that indirectly that has made lots of people happy! wink

22 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Excellent post chimpolata !
Erm.... totally stuck for anything to say though ...
not married, no kids, erm....
my cat would be homeless.
buggery, I am depressed now.... can't think of any difference i have made .
will come back when i have thought of something positive.... :cry: ( i may be gone some time)

I think that indirectly that has made lots of people happy! wink

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

23 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
Excellent post chimpolata !
Erm.... totally stuck for anything to say though ...
not married, no kids, erm....
y
my cat would be homeless.
buggery, I am depressed now.... can't think of any difference i have made .
will come back when i have thought of something positive.... :cry: ( i may be gone some time)

I think that indirectly that has made lots of people happy! wink

:shock: .......

:rotflmao:
What are you like Happy Cats...!!

28 Nov 2005

I wouldn't have been here to clear me Mums garden path of snow & ice..... wink

CheekyChimp.... cool

28 Nov 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
I wouldn't have been here to clear me Mums garden path of snow & ice.....
CheekyChimp....

And I wouldnt have been able to phone my Mum to remind her to do hers!

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I wouldn't have been here to clear me Mums garden path of snow & ice.....
CheekyChimp....

And I wouldnt have been able to phone my Mum to remind her to do hers!
rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

28 Nov 2005

Quote by Happy Cats
I wouldn't have been here to clear me Mums garden path of snow & ice.....
CheekyChimp....

And I wouldnt have been able to phone my Mum to remind her to do hers!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

16 Mar 2006

I wouldn't have been able to help me mate through a recent difficult divorce (instigated by his other half).......he's doing fine........ wink

CC......

16 Mar 2006

Me Mam would'nt have had to go thru a long painful labour
My 2 Sons and Daughter would not be here
My Husband would probably be in Japan having the time of his life!
A boy I saved in a river might not be here
A friend would not have had a son together had I not introduced them
and there's a few work related things that I've probably made a difference to
BUT!!!!
If Mr Lizard was'nt here who would I have found to fall in love with at the age of 5 and who would be my rock now :shock: It just does not bear thinking about :!:
Love
Mrs L xx

16 Mar 2006

i wouldnt have suffered humiliation on the squash court at the hands of my daughter!

16 Mar 2006

A boy I saved in a river might not be here
Mrs L xx
an extremely fantastic kind lady like yourself saved my nephew from a river and i will always be glad she had been born!!
sue68

16 Mar 2006

Quote by Sexysue68
A boy I saved in a river might not be here
Mrs L xx

an extremely fantastic kind lady like yourself saved my nephew from a river and i will always be glad she had been born!!
sue68
kiss

CC........ cool

16 Mar 2006

right back at ya
sue68

17 Mar 2006

If I wasn't here, the taxman ( boo hiss ) would have to pick on someone else ! flipa

17 Mar 2006

If i had not gone out for a pint with a mate i would not have met babe and then where would i have been,
Single,
lonely.
living in a place i did not like.
just a few reasons,
So glad i went out that night and met my soul mate. Love you babe. :inlove: :inlove:
kiss

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
H for B

17 Mar 2006

Quote by Happy Cats
Excellent post chimpolata !
Erm.... totally stuck for anything to say though ...
not married, no kids, erm....
my cat would be homeless.
buggery, I am depressed now.... can't think of any difference i have made .
will come back when i have thought of something positive.... :cry: ( i may be gone some time)

I think that indirectly that has made lots of people happy! wink

Bad Bad Cat smackbottom

17 Mar 2006

Two kids
The best grandson in the world
I would not have been there for a young relative to approach me and say "im in a bit of a mess" that was the understatement of the year
i wouldn't have been around to help a failed suicide victim where apparently i did all the correct things but that was pure instinct and a lot of luck
not least saveing what appears to be numerous emoloyees at the inland revenue
from being made redundant

17 Mar 2006

def not a highjack
but special thanks to a special lady on here who helped by letting me "talk about it" in respect of one part of my post kiss

:kiss:

17 Mar 2006

Quote by farmersboy
Two kids
The best grandson in the world
I would not have been there for a young relative to approach me and say "im in a bit of a mess" that was the understatement of the year
i wouldn't have been around to help a failed suicide victim where apparently i did all the correct things but that was pure instinct and a lot of luck
not least saveing what appears to be numerous emoloyees at the inland revenue
from being made redundant

It's amazing what one can do in certain situations...... rolleyes

And......peeps on here are the 'Best' when help/advice is required...... worship

Marcus.