AAAAArrrrgghh stupid song!!!!

28 Jul 2004

I've got that stupid Morcombe & Wise song "Happiness" stuck in my head for no particular reason. (Except perhaps I am happy, but thats no excuse!!)

Happiness, happiness,
The greatest gift, that I possess,
Happiness Happiness

Come along now, all together!!
AAAAaaaaarrrrrgghhh!!! :doh:
Stupid song...

28 Jul 2004

Yeah,
But did you know that Happiness is a warm gun, bang bang, shoot, shoot

28 Jul 2004

Sorry to be so sad, but this is a Ken Dodd song, I believe.
When we get bad songs, we find there's nothing better than Village People to take them away...
Young man....

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Ginsters
Yeah,
But did you know that Happiness is a warm gun, bang bang, shoot, shoot

LOLOL
I've had Morrissey's First of the gang to die playing in my mind all week ... never really like him much but that song is excellent ...

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Vix
Sorry to be so sad, but this is a Ken Dodd song, I believe.
When we get bad songs, we find there's nothing better than Village People to take them away...
Young man....

Vix you're right, it is!
Thats even worse!! :eeek:
Now I can see him as well as hear the stupid song. :fuckinghell:

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Bari
I've got that stupid Morcombe & Wise song "Happiness" stuck in my head for no particular reason. (Except perhaps I am happy, but thats no excuse!!)
Happiness, happiness,
The greatest gift, that I possess,
Happiness Happiness

Come along now, all together!!
AAAAaaaaarrrrrgghhh!!! :doh:
Stupid song...
This is a classic example of misheard lyrics.
The song is actually called " A Penis".

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
I've got that stupid Morcombe & Wise song "Happiness" stuck in my head for no particular reason. (Except perhaps I am happy, but thats no excuse!!)
Happiness, happiness,
The greatest gift, that I possess,
Happiness Happiness

Come along now, all together!!
AAAAaaaaarrrrrgghhh!!! :doh:
Stupid song...
This is a classic example of misheard lyrics.
The song is actually called " A Penis".
Aaaahhh now that makes more sense. lol

A penis, A penis,
The greatest gift, that I possess,
A penis, a penis
biggrin

:D :D :D :D

28 Jul 2004

Calista just gets better by the second doesn't she?
New Avatar, new web page and a converted Mozza fan?
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die - oh my
Aw, poor Hector....Good name though

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Ginsters
Calista just gets better by the second doesn't she?
New Avatar, new web page and a converted Mozza fan?
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die - oh my
Aw, poor Hector....Good name though

ROFLMAO ... would I put you off if I said I really like Heavy Rock normally .... stuff from Prog Rock to Metallica, Guns n Roses, Helloween, to Gamma Ray and Rammstein ..
I can see you running away already LOLOLOLOL
Morrissey's new one is really catchy ... but I can't get that image out of my head of him on TOTP .... he looked like Freddie Starr!!!!!!!

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Bari
[Aaaahhh now that makes more sense.
A penis, A penis,
The greatest gift, that I possess,
A penis, a penis
:D :D :D :D

It's the next line that really gives it away though...
"I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of a penis."
Looks like Kenn Dodd had more undeclared endowments than even the taxman knew about. rotflmao

28 Jul 2004

Er would I run at the thought of Gamma Ray?
Does a hooby horse have a wooden dick? bolt

Freddie Starr????
Haha, poor old Mozza, I make him quite a handsome swine myself. Good cheekbones worship

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Ginsters
Does a hooby horse have a wooden dick?

Hooby horse?

28 Jul 2004

Ooooooooooops,
Hobby horse.
Slightly buggered the pun methinx

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Ginsters
Er would I run at the thought of Gamma Ray?
Does a hooby horse have a wooden dick?
Freddie Starr????
Haha, poor old Mozza, I make him quite a handsome swine myself. Good cheekbones

He has certainly improved with age smile

It was the suit with the high collar .... remember when Freddie sang "Vincent" ?? I was expecting Mozza (you make him sound like an irritating bug) to walk funny across the stage.
I've been playing his video all day ....

28 Jul 2004

I do remember Freddie's wonderful rendition. Highly amusing.
I'm glad you approve, I think the album is your next target followed by a steady stream of his back catalogue.
I'll have you crooning mournfully and swishing gladioli in no time :rose:

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Vix
Sorry to be so sad, but this is a Ken Dodd song, I believe.
When we get bad songs, we find there's nothing better than Village People to take them away...
Young man....

Yep. Ken Dodd indeed.
Morcambe & Wise was "Bring me sunshine"
*goes off singing while doing the M & W dance and wearing a brown mac and a flat cap*

28 Jul 2004

Quote by easy
*goes off singing while doing the M & W dance and wearing a brown mac and a flat cap*

you mean don't already .... but thtis is already how I'd pictured you easy!
:giggle:

28 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista

*goes off singing while doing the M & W dance and wearing a brown mac and a flat cap*

you mean don't already .... but thtis is already how I'd pictured you easy!
:giggle:
*gets coat and flat cap and heads off* :cry: :cry: :cry:

28 Jul 2004

Quote by easy

*goes off singing while doing the M & W dance and wearing a brown mac and a flat cap*

you mean don't already .... but thtis is already how I'd pictured you easy!
:giggle:
*gets coat and flat cap and heads off* :cry: :cry: :cry:
lololol .... it's just that superb disguise that Mr Bond has when he gets the girls isn't it???

28 Jul 2004

Ice Pie wrote:

Looks like Kenn Dodd had more undeclared endowments than even the taxman knew about.

..... and that's without the tickling stick.....tattifalarious! :lol:
Mike.