As I mentioned before I would love a dildo shaped computer which would also function as both a dildo and a computer and also a capuchinno maker and joint roller!!!
That would just be fantastic!!
What would you have??
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If you could invent something what would it do!!
As I mentioned before I would love a dildo shaped computer which would also function as both a dildo and a computer and also a capuchinno maker and joint roller!!!
That would just be fantastic!!
What would you have??
I'd want one of them.
Nooooooooooooooo
cause Im too greedy and would make one for myself and keep it all for me so I have the best orgasms on the planet a capuchinno and joint for after and then be able to come on SH and brag about my fantastic invention which is hidden away! :P
Mwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahahaha :twisted:
cause Im too greedy and would make one for myself and keep it all for me so I have the best orgasms on the planet a capuchinno and joint for after and then be able to come on SH and brag about my fantastic invention which is hidden away! :P
Mwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhahahahaha :twisted:
:cry:
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An invisible barrier that I could switch on around my bike when it's parked outside my house, so if anyone else knocks it over and leaves it, they are attacked by a special beam that makes their nuts go rusty and fall off.
I think Satin would have been the first to buy your invention Vix, that way the little bastards that stole his bike would be in deep shit by now!
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horny swingers that turned into pizzas when the sex is over 
Now there'll be someone on here who knows more about it than me - from my hazy memory - Reich was a German Scientist based in the US - He built the O - Orgone box - you got in it and it absorbed your orgasmic energy or something.
The US authorities ended up putting him in a mental hospital where he died a broken really believed in his sexual energy theories but was regarded as a danger to American morals in the prudish 1950's.
The US authorities ended up putting him in a mental hospital where he died a broken really believed in his sexual energy theories but was regarded as a danger to American morals in the prudish 1950's.
Very very interesting, something I think Ill be having a wee search for later 
Aint it shit how people who are really intelligent or/and with great imaginations always seem to end up having mental health problems!! Maybe the americans have got something right with this not thinking too much lark! Except the few intelligent ones?
Aint it shit how people who are really intelligent or/and with great imaginations always seem to end up having mental health problems!! Maybe the americans have got something right with this not thinking too much lark! Except the few intelligent ones?
Wilhelm Reich claimed he had discovered a universal cosmic and biological energy present everywhere and detectable through specified experiments. He called this energy orgone. He built a box with organic material on the outside and metal on the inside that he called an orgone accumulator, which he believed collected and accumulated orgone in the atmosphere. He claimed that exposure to orgone, particularly through sitting in the accumulator, promoted health and vitality, and was an effective treatment for cancer. He also claimed to detect another energy, oranur or deadly orgone radiation (DOR), which produced negative health effects and reacted to orgone. He also built a device he called a cloud buster, with which he claimed he could manipulate the weather by manipulating the orgone in the atmosphere. Reich's claims aroused much controversy, and he was taken to court for fraud by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). The court ordered his books and research burned and his equipment destroyed. Reich was given a prison sentence, and he died in prison in 1957.
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Wilhelm Reich claimed he had discovered a universal cosmic and biological energy present everywhere and detectable through specified experiments. He called this energy orgone. He built a box with organic material on the outside and metal on the inside that he called an orgone accumulator, which he believed collected and accumulated orgone in the atmosphere. He claimed that exposure to orgone, particularly through sitting in the accumulator, promoted health and vitality, and was an effective treatment for cancer. He also claimed to detect another energy, oranur or deadly orgone radiation (DOR), which produced negative health effects and reacted to orgone. He also built a device he called a cloud buster, with which he claimed he could manipulate the weather by manipulating the orgone in the atmosphere. Reich's claims aroused much controversy, and he was taken to court for fraud by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). The court ordered his books and research burned and his equipment destroyed. Reich was given a prison sentence, and he died in prison in 1957.
Hey cheers for that Vix
Actually now reading it I remember hearing something about it years ago!! Such a shame the way his life ended though and all his lifes work destroyed
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Quote by Vix
Wilhelm Reich claimed he had discovered a universal cosmic and biological energy present everywhere and detectable through specified experiments. He called this energy orgone. He built a box with organic material on the outside and metal on the inside that he called an orgone accumulator, which he believed collected and accumulated orgone in the atmosphere.
Hey! I've actually got one of those sitting in storage in Florida! It's in an old wooden box and produces a high-pitched whine when you switch it on, and the HF arc that it produces actually generates ozone gas. While Reich's original invention never made it anywhere, an adaptation of this technology was later patented and is currently used in hospitals and scientific laboratories for water purification.
~Reese!
P.S. Hmm. Wonder, if we got enough of these running at once, if we could help replenish the ozone layer?!
My head is full of half assed memories and concepts Fruity!
Anyway - yes - useless inventions - on another thread I mentioned a mobile phone that had an electric toothbrush attachment - I'm sure I saw an actual prototype of that on TV,done as an example of a perfectly possible but utterly pointless anyone else see that?
Anyway - yes - useless inventions - on another thread I mentioned a mobile phone that had an electric toothbrush attachment - I'm sure I saw an actual prototype of that on TV,done as an example of a perfectly possible but utterly pointless anyone else see that?
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My head is full of half assed memories and concepts Fruity!
Anyway - yes - useless inventions - on another thread I mentioned a mobile phone that had an electric toothbrush attachment - I'm sure I saw an actual prototype of that on TV,done as an example of a perfectly possible but utterly pointless anyone else see that?
hehe just imagine trying to brush your teeth and answer a call at the same time!
OK then - to save the valuable resource that is tiolet paper from being over used... how about an invention of something to stop your poo making a ploppy splash noise when it falls into the water, in a public loo (like at work, say) ? Or, to use at home when you've just gotta go but are on the phone?
Oh, come on... I bet all the girls, at least, have stuffed 10 ton of bog roll in the loo to stop this happening at some point. No? Just me then? That'd be right.
Oh, come on... I bet all the girls, at least, have stuffed 10 ton of bog roll in the loo to stop this happening at some point. No? Just me then? That'd be right.
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OK then - to save the valuable resource that is tiolet paper from being over used... how about an invention of something to stop your poo making a ploppy splash noise when it falls into the water, in a public loo (like at work, say) ? Or, to use at home when you've just gotta go but are on the phone?
Oh, come on... I bet all the girls, at least, have stuffed 10 ton of bog roll in the loo to stop this happening at some point. No? Just me then? That'd be right.
or a fart bag for us ladies who fart a lot!
Vix,Fruity - you are not alone in this,oh no - there comes a time in courtship -consummation - closeness when - you have to go for a poo! 
I utterly deny thats what I'm leaving the king sized vibrating pink satin sheeted bed :shock: to do though - of course!
One goes to the bathroom,flushes BEFORE doing it,runs taps etc to cover up the sordid fact that one has to go for a..ops: 
And yes Vix - the paper trick too!
I utterly deny thats what I'm leaving the king sized vibrating pink satin sheeted bed :shock: to do though - of course!
One goes to the bathroom,flushes BEFORE doing it,runs taps etc to cover up the sordid fact that one has to go for a..
ops: And yes Vix - the paper trick too!
Quote by Vix
An invisible barrier that I could switch on around my bike when it's parked outside my house, so if anyone else knocks it over and leaves it, they are attacked by a special beam that makes their nuts go rusty and fall off.
Why do you assume that it is only men who drive carlessly?( rusty nuts, ow)
A bleedin woman knocked over my blade whilst she was reversing.
She fucked off quick time.
:x 
