Quote by Jags
Well it's zapping time again
You're gonna leave us
I see that far away look in your eyes
I can tell by the way you email me baby
That it won't be long before it's zapping time!
:P
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Quote by sexkittenhfx
Tell him this...
I may be fat as you claim(which in itself is a subjective term but....)
I can lose weight........What you gonna do about being ugly ?:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
or....
"and I suppose 'stupid' is attractive?"
or
"I would rather be fat and fucked, that be skinny and as desperate as you seem to be"
or
"yeah, and who can't even get a shag from the fat bird then!"
or
" I am ty-ping slow-ly so you will be able to un-der-stand when I tell you I don't fuck mor-ons!"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
im keeping all of them!
or....
I have noticed something interesting about you. I see you are into safe sex in a big way - well there is no safer sex than getting NONE at all is there!
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm sorry but have you actually read my profile or do you suffer from the usual single male illitracy that plaues the blokes on this site?:
Ahem :shock: i've checked my spelling and it all seems in order, can i interest you in a
ya cheeky gobshite Quote by Dawn_Mids
"I would rather be fat and fucked, that be skinny and as desperate as you seem to be"
I'll pinch that one, thanks PL :thumbup:
you could try...
I may be fat but it is not me getting the 'knock-back' now is it?
or
I have to be the size of two people - I fuck at least twice as many as you!
or
Did you manage to type all of that with just the one hand?
(usually goes over their heads though)
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
I prefer the subtle ones (which do tend to whoooosh over the top of them)...
Yes I am a larger woman - so I buy large clothes. Do you buy wank mags?
now THAT is the one i have been searching for!
sorry polo but i am having it!
:lol: :lol: 
Sex God
u go get them sheddy........... 
Can't remember if it was last night or the night before on the chatroom, some twat whispered me .. now I'm crap at the whispers alwasy type the wring thing to the wrong person.
I put my standard response in the main room of "xxxxx I prefer to chat in the main room thanks"
Morbius stood up to fetch a drink.
Twat who obviously thinks it's funny types ... ."oh yeah I remember you said not to whisper when hubby was around!"
I was flucking furious so posted it in main and his swift whisper was "only joking".
Thankfully chesty-bird
kicked him but could you imagine if Morb had taken offence? How much trouble could that "joke" response caused?
....shakes head at the the complete stupidity of "some" males!
Cx
I put my standard response in the main room of "xxxxx I prefer to chat in the main room thanks"
Morbius stood up to fetch a drink.
Twat who obviously thinks it's funny types ... ."oh yeah I remember you said not to whisper when hubby was around!"
I was flucking furious so posted it in main and his swift whisper was "only joking".
Thankfully chesty-bird
kicked him but could you imagine if Morb had taken offence? How much trouble could that "joke" response caused? ....shakes head at the the complete stupidity of "some" males!
Cx
Quote by Calista
Can't remember if it was last night or the night before on the chatroom, some twat whispered me .. now I'm crap at the whispers alwasy type the wring thing to the wrong person.
I put my standard response in the main room of "xxxxx I prefer to chat in the main room thanks"
Morbius stood up to fetch a drink.
Twat who obviously thinks it's funny types ... ."oh yeah I remember you said not to whisper when hubby was around!"
I was flucking furious so posted it in main and his swift whisper was "only joking".
Thankfully chesty-bird
....shakes head at the the complete stupidity of "some" males!
Cx
I would suspect that morb has more about him than to take much notice of that hun ....
Quote by Steve_Mids
Can't remember if it was last night or the night before on the chatroom, some twat whispered me .. now I'm crap at the whispers alwasy type the wring thing to the wrong person.
I put my standard response in the main room of "xxxxx I prefer to chat in the main room thanks"
Morbius stood up to fetch a drink.
Twat who obviously thinks it's funny types ... ."oh yeah I remember you said not to whisper when hubby was around!"
I was flucking furious so posted it in main and his swift whisper was "only joking".
Thankfully chesty-bird
....shakes head at the the complete stupidity of "some" males!
Cx
I would suspect that morb has more about him than to take much notice of that hun ....
He does .... thankfully
but what the twat thought was funny about it I'll never know .. and lets face it trying to cause an argument between a couple is hardly likely to ever get you a show on cam or a shag!Cx
I've seen your pics kitten, and im sorry but you have been lied to.I dont think you are any of the fat/unattractive/fussy things you reckon you are and you have a lot more self confidence than other girls/boys who may be more socialably attractive
so bollicks to them just carry on enjoying yourself
Sex God
omg :shock: I've only just seen this,
Some Fecking People.
Kitten, give him as good as youv'e got.
if you ever meet him grab his bits n pieces & twist them, then say 'soz don't see twisted knob-heads"
stay as you are kitten, your lovely as you are
Some Fecking People.
Kitten, give him as good as youv'e got.
if you ever meet him grab his bits n pieces & twist them, then say 'soz don't see twisted knob-heads"
stay as you are kitten, your lovely as you are
Forum Virgin
guess some people are not very nice just ignore them it's there loss they won't make many friends with a bad attitude
So.......is it just me that gets these replies to my ad then?
:banghead: :banghead:
I'm getting a complex here!
Quote by i wont name and shame but i really really want to
Message from: *ignorant west yorkshire couple who really should know better*
message sent: 22/05/2006 08:36:12
subject: fat bitch
you seem to want a rather lot for a ordinary fat looking bitch go out to pubs and see if you get anyone like you are asking for? i think you will struggle saddo ps get down to the akka thats looks like your place
:banghead: :banghead: I'm getting a complex here!
Master of Sex
Quote by sexkittenhfx
So.......is it just me that gets these repliesrot my ad then?
Message from: *ignorant west yorkshire couple who really should know better*
message sent: 22/05/2006 08:36:12
subject: fat bitch
you seem to want a rather lot for a ordinary fat looking bitch go out to pubs and see if you get anyone like you are asking for? i think you will struggle saddo ps get down to the akka thats looks like your place
:banghead: :banghead: :dunno;:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by sexkittenhfx
So.......is it just me that gets these replies to my ad then?
Message from: *ignorant west yorkshire couple who really should know better*
message sent: 22/05/2006 08:36:12
subject: fat bitch
you seem to want a rather lot for a ordinary fat looking bitch go out to pubs and see if you get anyone like you are asking for? i think you will struggle saddo ps get down to the akka thats looks like your place
:banghead: :banghead: I'm getting a complex here!
eeeuuggghhh that's just nasty and offensive.
:evil: I really think if people write shite like that then they have serious problems. What's the point of it all??!!
If it's any consolation, I've had some nasty ones in my time, also being a fellow 'not slim' woman aka 'fat bitch', 'fat whale', 'heffer', 'blobby' etc...etc...
But there really is no point taking any of that to heart. You know the truth, you're gorgeous and not slim. So what. Plenty of guys and gals on here prefer/don't mind bigger women. No-one likes a tosser, which is what the people who send you replies like that are.
:therethere:
Sex God
Quote by sexyjo
No-one likes a tosser, which is what the people who send you replies like that are.
:therethere:
:thumbup: Well said!
Sex God
maybe all the "ordinary fat looking bitches" should get back to them! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
