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I think people just troll about forums with nothing else to do 
Thread I have a for a swingers club meet has 319 views and only 4 people have put names down
So 315 were interested enough to look but didn't sign up. Dont think I'll ever start a career in advertising :shock: Seriously though thats not even bad. Do views from non signed in people get counted? Maybe the swinginging world is just interesting to non signed up Jo public.
Accidents during sex? Nothing interesting to report thankfully
Thread I have a for a swingers club meet has 319 views and only 4 people have put names down
So 315 were interested enough to look but didn't sign up. Dont think I'll ever start a career in advertising :shock: Seriously though thats not even bad. Do views from non signed in people get counted? Maybe the swinginging world is just interesting to non signed up Jo public. Accidents during sex? Nothing interesting to report thankfully
Quote by skinny
over 20 years ago, during my heavy drinking period, I asked a regular(ish) ladyfriend if she fancied having me shag her bum...she said "you've already done that" .... well I didn't know! does that count as an accident? :sad:
She must have had a right baggy and well used arsehole if you didn't know!! :eeek:
About 18 months ago, I felt like I'd been hit over the back of the head with a baseball bat while having an orgasm. Turned out to be a small brain hemorrhage!! Apparently it's quite common. I'm fine now. I've had all the tests and apparently my brain is structurally sound (which is nice to know) and I'm at no more risk of it happening again than anyone else is.
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is that what they call sex headaches? i went through period of having a few. first time i thought i was havinga stroke. scary. and very painful. havent had one for a couple of yers thankfully.
Nooooooo sex headaches are really common and most people get them from time to time, lots of people also get migraine headaches following an orgasm. My brain actually went pop and bled!! It hurt like fuck!!
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over 20 years ago, during my heavy drinking period, I asked a regular(ish) ladyfriend if she fancied having me shag her bum...she said "you've already done that" .... well I didn't know! does that count as an accident? :sad:
She must have had a right baggy and well used arsehole if you didn't know!! :eeek:
About 18 months ago, I felt like I'd been hit over the back of the head with a baseball bat while having an orgasm. Turned out to be a small brain hemorrhage!! Apparently it's quite common. I'm fine now. I've had all the tests and apparently my brain is structurally sound (which is nice to know) and I'm at no more risk of it happening again than anyone else is.
but when statistically corrected, given the number of times you come as against the rest of society, it's quite high
I saw Kiki today. She had a fierce scowl on, as I hadn't seen her in a fortnight.
But I overdid it with the cock rings and didn't see what was developing whilst all the passion was underway.
the net result was a burst vein on my cock, causing a now colourful bruise about the size of a 20p coin.
But I overdid it with the cock rings and didn't see what was developing whilst all the passion was underway.
the net result was a burst vein on my cock, causing a now colourful bruise about the size of a 20p coin.
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hmmmm 118 views and not one reply... *suspicious smiley*
Last post wins 3376 posts and 30167 views *scary smiley* Not only do people post in that crap but people come to read it :shock:
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Had a few ppl over at my shed last night for a wee party and one of the couples told me about something that they did,so I thot I would share 
I won't mention what their name is, but anyone who was here last night will know.
Ok
The make half of the cpl was reading FHM and there was an article in it about Robbie Williams and the things he got up to during sex.
One of his "games" was using two alka seltzers in his GF's lady garden.
So male half of the couple thot mmm that will do for me I wil try it wie the wife tonight and he hid 2 alka seltzers under the pillow in the bed.
Sure enough, there he was going down on his mrs and as she was getting wet he reached under the pillow,grabbed the 2 tablets and plink plink fizz in they went.
Within minutes his Mrs lady garden had erupted in a mass of froth and foam and she screamed and rushed to the toilet ,where he found her with the shower nozzle stuck up her self trying to flush the foam out.
It gets better
The next day the female had a smear test and nurses face was a picture when she she looked up "there" and saw her "garden" all burnt to fuck :lol:
The nurse being a professional never said a word but her face said it all.
And still it gets better.
The next edition of FHM was full of guys who had tried the plink plink fizz trick and got the same result, because they hadn't read all the article that said "make sure you dissolve the alka seltzer in water first and then pour a little bit in at a time :giggle:
I won't mention what their name is, but anyone who was here last night will know.
Ok
The make half of the cpl was reading FHM and there was an article in it about Robbie Williams and the things he got up to during sex.
One of his "games" was using two alka seltzers in his GF's lady garden.
So male half of the couple thot mmm that will do for me I wil try it wie the wife tonight and he hid 2 alka seltzers under the pillow in the bed.
Sure enough, there he was going down on his mrs and as she was getting wet he reached under the pillow,grabbed the 2 tablets and plink plink fizz in they went.
Within minutes his Mrs lady garden had erupted in a mass of froth and foam and she screamed and rushed to the toilet ,where he found her with the shower nozzle stuck up her self trying to flush the foam out.
It gets better
The next day the female had a smear test and nurses face was a picture when she she looked up "there" and saw her "garden" all burnt to fuck :lol:
The nurse being a professional never said a word but her face said it all.
And still it gets better.
The next edition of FHM was full of guys who had tried the plink plink fizz trick and got the same result, because they hadn't read all the article that said "make sure you dissolve the alka seltzer in water first and then pour a little bit in at a time :giggle:
Sex God
A tiny bit of Alka-seltzer on the tip of your tongue is I have been assured a splendid thing.....two full ones, would however seem to be taking things a little too far
