Accomodation

18 Jun 2004

Okay, back when I was trying to meet couples for hanky-panky, I realised most of them had kids so I was planning to take them back to my home. I was always a little bit wary of making a bad impression, so I thought I'd ask those couples who have done this... what did you look for in a single guy's abode? Where there any that impressed you - and were there any that caused you to run screaming into the night? smile

18 Jun 2004

dirty undies left on the floor!!!!!!
or the smell of animals

18 Jun 2004

As a single who was occasionally tempted into the 1-night-stand thing after a night out I have seen some dreadful 'bachelor pads'. Last time - 2 years ago now - I swear he had been frying cat food in the was a great ad on tele a while back where the girl goes back to 2 places and backs off. The third is all IKEA and absolutely beautiful. She backs off again. Next thing is she's telling her friend 'He was lovely but he was gay!'.
Go for the IKEA look. Clean. Un-clutterd. Clean I say again. Clean sheets. Change them even if you don't think anything is going to happen. Clean loo PLEASE.

18 Jun 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
dirty undies left on the floor!!!!!!
or the smell of animals

Were they the things that impressed you ??? confused

18 Jun 2004

Quote by jezzay
Clean loo PLEASE.

Well I flush it every time... does that count? :lickface: Seriously... yes, I use Toilet Duck every few days and give it a brush-down every couple of weeks.
In seriousness, the animal smell thing does worry me. Before he died last year my dog spent a week depositing various waste-products on my carpet; although I scrubbed and cleaned it all up as best I could, I could still smell it sometimes for months afterwards. Now I don't smell it anymore, but I'm not sure if that means it really has gone or I've just gotten used to it. confused

19 Jun 2004

:shock:
Bloody hell, you are are all so CLEAN! :shock:
When I live don my own my house was so messy that it even got on my nerves sometimes. OK, it was a tad unhygenic but I never caught anything bad from it, so I was happy. I used to invite guys round there regularly and not one complained, even after they'd see the state of the loo confused

Only one guy asked me to wash a cup so that he didn't have to swig coke out of the bottle (weirdo! :shock: ). I used to go round to guy's houses sometimes and I've seen all sorts, from down right dirty slum to houses that looked like they were all for show. I'd rather shag in a slum than a show house cos in the latter I'm scared of breathing out of place and ruining the cushions wink

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My house is tidier now, but I would rather be swinging than cleaning, so other people's tidiness doesn't worry me in the slightest.
Roger, a bit of mess and a few doggy wiffs never hurt anyone..... having said that, you'd better clean up seeing as everyone else on this site would get Kim and Aggy round to your place if they even thought your standards had slipped lol

19 Jun 2004

I don't think my house is too bad, once I've picked up all the stray bits of paper. It's "minimalist" but that's only because I'm too tight to buy enough furniture! lol

Some of the rooms need redecorating but I'll get around to that just as soon as I pick a good colour.
See... now I've gone and gotten all defensive. :cry: Quick, someone hug me better...