Ads that make me puke

16 Oct 2004

I don't know about anybody else, but do ads like "Young virgin needs help by experienced sexy woman" or " New to this, looking for teacher" or "14 inch monster waiting to be unleashed for the first time" make you puke?
I think I'm going to go for a new tact, how about this:
Fat, old, bald guy in need of restoration, looking for beautiful sexy vixen to ride for 30 seconds. Can't accommodate due to rising damp but have own caravan in local field.
Must have good eyesight and own a pair of teeth.
If anyone would like to comment on this ad or improve it in any way I would love to hear from you. confused

:doh:

16 Oct 2004

must bring own pension book and zimmer frame lol

16 Oct 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You forgot to include BO :twisted: :twisted:

16 Oct 2004

well thanks a lot mongo, thats me knackered for my add. i'll have to use some imagination now. redface

16 Oct 2004

ADS THAT MAKE ME PUKE

All the coffe ads. Argh yuk

16 Oct 2004

How about "more hair in ears and nose than on head".
Sounds like me actually. Damn!

16 Oct 2004

"must be into feet and willing to put my socks on for me, as i can't reach anymore..." sounds like a natural progression ! wink

16 Oct 2004

"but to think..I used to look like Johnny Depp!"

17 Oct 2004

ADS THAT MAKE ME PUKE

That Dude in the launderette with the Jeans that aren't supposed to fit. WTF ? ? ?

17 Oct 2004

Quote by mellow
"must be into feet and willing to put my socks on for me, as i can't reach anymore..." sounds like a natural progression !

Gimme a break - I've got a bad back

17 Oct 2004

shake n vac to put the freshness back,do the shake n vac bla bla scuse me while i go n puke,,,uuughh

17 Oct 2004

it's not just some of the ads that make me puke it's some of the replies to my ad too
If u lot could only see my e-mail inbox!!!!
and they wonder why they don't get a reply too :shock:

17 Oct 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Judy..... see classified section in the Bi Times Monthly

Is that a suppliement of the Sunday Times.......... I'm just off to the newsagents :shock:

2 Apr 2005

Cillit bang ! :shock: , what the fucks all that about eh dunno

who came up with a name like that for kitchen cleaner. Some tosser`s been paid good money to think up that name confused

2 Apr 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
Cillit bang ! :shock: , what the fucks all that about eh who came up with a name like that for kitchen cleaner. Some tosser`s been paid good money to think up that name

When we first moved here and saw that in our local ironmongers we pissed ourselves laughing

:rotflmao: couldn't belive you guys would actually call a CLEANING product a name like that.
anyone up for a cillit bang?

2 Apr 2005

:x :x
Untill you win Millionaire, there's always N****** *
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
banghead

:dry: :censored: duel

2 Apr 2005

if a girl put that add up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what would u say then lol

2 Apr 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
Cillit bang !

No doubt something that means a lot more in a foreign language. rolleyes

2 Apr 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
Cillit bang ! :shock: , what the fucks all that about eh who came up with a name like that for kitchen cleaner. Some tosser`s been paid good money to think up that name

Crap ad.... but a great remix:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/39831.html
lol

10 Apr 2005

Quote by twos_company
if a girl put that add up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what would u say then lol

Ok we hear a lot about single youngâ€¦ yadda yadda yadda â€¦ but I would love to take the opportunity to prove its not justus, and response to some of the emails I have receivedâ€¦
From : @ >
Sent : 2005 17:36:45
To : @
Subject : Re:
hiya how big is ya penis
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You are receiving this email anonymously via the Swinging Heaven blah blah blah
Literally thatâ€™s it! :shock:
I am sure there are plenty of you out there that have received similar â€“ and I would love to hear some of them

11 Apr 2005

Quote by kazswallows
must bring own pension book and zimmer frame

You looking for an unfair advantage or something? :lol2:
I know, I know.... coat... bolt

11 Apr 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
:x :x
Untill you win Millionaire, there's always N****** *
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
:dry: :censored:

NETWORK Q !!!!
I watch the TV too..................................(When not on SH)