Adult Adventures

1 Jun 2007

I'm with Kiss on this one, been working today! lol

Please wait for this sort of thread till I am at least here.............
Removing Darkfire's feathers :P

1 Jun 2007

For £200 you can tickle me with them rotflmao

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Darkfire
For £200 you can tickle me with them

Ok please transfer the money to my bank account:-
Sort code xx xx xx
Account number :- xxxxxxxxx
Please let me know where you require me to be, and I can 'service' you!
lol

:lol: :lol:
I don't pay!

1 Jun 2007

Does anyone know where to get one of those manual credit card slider things dunno

Always best to be prepared wink

1 Jun 2007

I wonder if adult adventrues take Goldfish as payments dunno

1 Jun 2007

Quote by PoloLady
Does anyone know where to get one of those manual credit card slider things
Always best to be prepared

Oh no PL,
They are all hand held and mobile with no cables this day and age!

1 Jun 2007

I have decided to set up my own SEXUAL ADVENTURES business. :shock:
An average looking middle-aged man is prepared to satisfy any ladies sexual needs. The fee is £25. confused

Sorry its not much but that is all I can afford biggrin

1 Jun 2007

Quote by PoloLady
Does anyone know where to get one of those manual credit card slider things

Do you mean a clitoris? dunno

1 Jun 2007

I am very interested in the body casting £225
Is that the same as cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians??????
lol

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Sarah
I am very interested in the body casting £225
Is that the same as cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians??????

Damn, I'm still straight

:rotflmao:

1 Jun 2007

I'm off for a lie down this is all far to much for me on a Friday lol

1 Jun 2007

Quote by PoloLady
What's more.....
Is THAT site getting a link to here? (I am guessing so)... so anyone googling to look for a site to pay for sexual fantasies will get a link to here :shock:
Won't they think they've struck it lucky when there are no hourly rates on the profiles

as it happens....

If you are looking for new swinging partners - check out our new adultadventures swinging contact site...

it's not linked though...yet...but I hope to God that's not 'us'.
and if it isnt, why are we affiliated with a site that has its own swingers contact site? :crazy: (is it free? :idea: lol

)

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Sarah
I am very interested in the body casting £225

I've got some sand and cement left over from some rendering if you find adultadventures are fully booked for this one.

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Darkfire
What's more.....
Is THAT site getting a link to here? (I am guessing so)... so anyone googling to look for a site to pay for sexual fantasies will get a link to here :shock:
Won't they think they've struck it lucky when there are no hourly rates on the profiles

as it happens....

If you are looking for new swinging partners - check out our new adultadventures swinging contact site...

it's not linked though...yet...but I hope to God that's not 'us'.
No, no, no....
try this link... we are already on there!

At least SH slightly above the Escort Section :roll:

1 Jun 2007

Saw that in the links section Polo...and isnt that our old banner?

1 Jun 2007

Quote by northwest-cpl
I am very interested in the body casting £225

I've got some sand and cement left over from some rendering if you find adultadventures are fully booked for this one.
:laughabove: :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
1. Do you charge??
state will my skin be in when you have finished?
3. Do I get a refund if you fail to deliver??
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I much prefer the chocolate option, and the lesbians..

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Sarah
I am very interested in the body casting £225

I've got some sand and cement left over from some rendering if you find adultadventures are fully booked for this one.
:laughabove: :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
1. Do you charge??
state will my skin be in when you have finished?
3. Do I get a refund if you fail to deliver??
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I much prefer the chocolate option, and the lesbians..
1. £20 per hundredweight ... how much do you need?
2. The Super Delux Body Moisturising System is an optional eXtras at a mere £250 ... or a quick rub down with a towel is gratis.
3. I feel affronted that you could imply that I wouldn't deliver.
PS. Lady bricklayers are available to provide the service at an additional eXtras charge and I'll throw in a bar of Cadburys for goodwill.

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Missy
Does anyone know where to get one of those manual credit card slider things

Do you mean a clitoris? dunno

Oh no - I am not swiping credit cards along my clit :shock:
But... everytime I wipe my arse I hear a beeping noise and "sorry, this service is not available" confused

1 Jun 2007

The kidnap fantasy - taken from the website
Your Kidnap Fantasy Adventure can be as romantic or as thrilling as you desire, and can be for you or your partner, or both. Your fantasy can last from a couple of hours to all night or even a several days, and we can create scenarios as simple or as complex as you wish - it's entirely up to you, your imagination and budget!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shall we club together and pay for someone lol

who should we choose :giggle:
Louise xx

1 Jun 2007

all offers for no-fees fantasy fulfillment to the new thread please :twisted:
diary and pm box ready and waiting biggrin

1 Jun 2007

10.2

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I wonder if adult adventrues take Goldfish as payments

That’s just fecking stupid, how many bloody Goldfish will we need to have to pay for anything? blink

Still, we could keep them in Mals pond :bounce:
they may help with the pond weed problem, I have a feeling it’s just about to get a whole lot worse.
rolleyes

1 Jun 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
The kidnap fantasy - taken from the website
Your Kidnap Fantasy Adventure can be as romantic or as thrilling as you desire, and can be for you or your partner, or both. Your fantasy can last from a couple of hours to all night or even a several days, and we can create scenarios as simple or as complex as you wish - it's entirely up to you, your imagination and budget!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Louise xx

Louise
The most worrying thing IMO is that they state they inform the police.
Dear Mr Police man,
I know you are very busy with genuine muggers, , thieves and such like, but this is to let to know that if your CCTV scanners pick up on / or the public phone in, please let them know we are genuine people who have kidnapped Mrs xxx, and will keep her for several days, this is all being paid for by her husband / b/f, .................
FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Martin,
I have always as a genuine swinger fought the corner for this site................But now sadly, :cry:

1 Jun 2007

I hope to god they dont link it with site and I hope to god that admin are watching this thread and hope even more that they take notice.

1 Jun 2007

10.2

1 Jun 2007

Quote by tina1
I hope to god they dont link it with site and I hope to god that admin are watching this thread and hope even more that they take notice.

Too late in the hoping - please see post somewhere above rolleyes

1 Jun 2007

I still have not been kidnapped the price must be to high lol

Should also have a day in SH towers for those who want to be verbally abused, or who are into BDSM wink

1 Jun 2007

Quote by Martin_M
I still have not been kidnapped the price must be to high
Should also have a day in SH towers for those who want to be verbally abused, or who are into BDSM

Glad you think it so funny rolleyes

1 Jun 2007

Quote by PoloLady
I still have not been kidnapped the price must be to high
Should also have a day in SH towers for those who want to be verbally abused, or who are into BDSM

Glad you think it so funny rolleyes

No no it's not humour!
It's just a little fuel to the "I hope the hens give up and go away!" fire.
:lol2:
In Edit: I personally think my hair looks better since I've decided to grow it.