Apologies if this has been on before, but I thought it was funny:
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Mr Writer wrote:-
Not as lucky as me Mr W. In the mid 70's I had a genuine Mrs. Robinson (That was her real married name). We had an affair which lasted for several years. Although she was some ten years older than me, the age gap made no difference to either of us. She had a figure that most women would kill for. With no disrespect to Ann Bancroft (the screen Mrs Robinson) My Mrs Robinson left her standing in the sexyness and good looking stakes. Very sadly she died four years ago, but I will remember her with great fondness and affection for the rest of my life.
Harry0
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Just occasionally real life and be far
more enjoyable than a screen play.
Wasn't Dustin Hoffman a lucky bugger?
Not as lucky as me Mr W. In the mid 70's I had a genuine Mrs. Robinson (That was her real married name). We had an affair which lasted for several years. Although she was some ten years older than me, the age gap made no difference to either of us. She had a figure that most women would kill for. With no disrespect to Ann Bancroft (the screen Mrs Robinson) My Mrs Robinson left her standing in the sexyness and good looking stakes. Very sadly she died four years ago, but I will remember her with great fondness and affection for the rest of my life.
Harry0
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Just occasionally real life and be far
more enjoyable than a screen play.
Orgasminator
Fred Flintstone wrote:-
That may well be so Fred, but as we have met you know very well that I am somewhat older than you, and thus had a good head start (no pun intended). The older you are the more experienced you get. A point that some ladies should note when advertising for a Toy Boy. Those that are young and dumb and full of cum are not necessarily the best lovers.
Harry0
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Available to all ladies who have been
disappointed with Toy Boys.
I did not even have spots then Harry - let alone hormones
That may well be so Fred, but as we have met you know very well that I am somewhat older than you, and thus had a good head start (no pun intended). The older you are the more experienced you get. A point that some ladies should note when advertising for a Toy Boy. Those that are young and dumb and full of cum are not necessarily the best lovers.
Harry0
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Available to all ladies who have been
disappointed with Toy Boys.
Orgasminator
Sappho Wrote:-
I have had my annual bath, trimmed goatee beard, waxed the moustache, pressed my demob suit, polished my pit boots and got the gravey stains off my tie. Have sorted out the viagra and spray starch and now await patiently a PM from Sappho asking me out. What more could a girl want? Eh.
Harry0
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living in hope.
Oh how true! How very true!
I have had my annual bath, trimmed goatee beard, waxed the moustache, pressed my demob suit, polished my pit boots and got the gravey stains off my tie. Have sorted out the viagra and spray starch and now await patiently a PM from Sappho asking me out. What more could a girl want? Eh.
Harry0
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living in hope.
Orgasminator
Jags Wrote:-
Jags I'm surprised you don't already know. If you would care to meet up with me sometime I can show you a personal 'pop up' which works with embarrassing frequency whenever I'm in the company of beautiful women.
Harry0
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WYSIWYG.
I didn't get ANY pop-ups!! What am I missing???
Jags I'm surprised you don't already know. If you would care to meet up with me sometime I can show you a personal 'pop up' which works with embarrassing frequency whenever I'm in the company of beautiful women.
Harry0
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WYSIWYG.
Orgasminator
Sappho wrote:-
Dear Sappho, that's a question that receives a definate 'YES' Having read several reports of your beauty and charm how could I refuse. However, are you sure about this. You haven't seen me. I may look more like my avitar than you think. Please PM me with your Email address and I will forward a facial pic of myself. In all honesty I must give you the chance to reconsider your offer, I mean, I could look like Ben Elton.
I'm not worried about being stabbed in the back with a quill pen by another of your admirers, but I wouldn't like to disappoint you.
Harry0
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A devotee of Sappho's charm.
Harry, Would you like to go out some time, mmm?
Dear Sappho, that's a question that receives a definate 'YES' Having read several reports of your beauty and charm how could I refuse. However, are you sure about this. You haven't seen me. I may look more like my avitar than you think. Please PM me with your Email address and I will forward a facial pic of myself. In all honesty I must give you the chance to reconsider your offer, I mean, I could look like Ben Elton.
I'm not worried about being stabbed in the back with a quill pen by another of your admirers, but I wouldn't like to disappoint you.
Harry0
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A devotee of Sappho's charm.
Quote by harry0
Sappho wrote:-
Harry, Would you like to go out some time, mmm?
Please PM me with your Email address and I will forward a facial pic of myself. In all honesty I must give you the chance to reconsider your offer, I mean, I could look like Ben Elton.
I'm not worried about being stabbed in the back with a quill pen by another of your admirers, but I wouldn't like to disappoint you.
Harry0
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A devotee of Sappho's charm.
Cheers Harry.... none taken... lucky sod what an offer... just get on the bus to Shrops....
both of you enjoy...
Will are you still
with me.... Suspect dear friend of yours is wishing you weren't...
Gmanxxx
Sex God
Quote by gmanxxxActually, gman, I am just preparing to set off for Salop. :)
Will are you still
Suspect dear friend of yours is wishing you weren't...
Gmanxxx
