Ive been thinking about placing an advert so thought I would run it past members for constructive advice
Single male forty seeks female or couple for adult fun
Considered not bad looking (some would say filmstar looks...wellthose who are familiar with the elephant man)
10" genuine
uncut grass must get that bloody mower fixed
hobbies include goldfish training and speed showering but not to olympic standards
I must be honest and admit to a degree of mental instability. I did in fact once suffer from scyzophenia but were all right now
Interested parties should contact me by carrier pigeon and include a sketch of yourself
( sorry but I live in the midlands and electricity hasnt reached us yet)
thankyou for reading my ad
Warwick
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So, when are you free to meet? 
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Quote by Warwick
not bad looking
roger, i believe that's your cue!
warwick, i think it's bleeding fantastic! i'd reply to it, if i was . . . . erm . . . . see another thread with you n me in it
n x x x x ;-)
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Ive been thinking about placing an advert so thought I would run it past members for constructive advice
Single male forty seeks female or couple for adult fun
Considered not bad looking (some would say filmstar looks...wellthose who are familiar with the elephant man)
10" genuine
uncut grass must get that bloody mower fixed
hobbies include goldfish training and speed showering but not to olympic standards
I must be honest and admit to a degree of mental instability. I did in fact once suffer from scyzophenia but were all right now
Interested parties should contact me by carrier pigeon and include a sketch of yourself
( sorry but I live in the midlands and electricity hasnt reached us yet)
thankyou for reading my ad
Warwick
O.K. Warwick this doesn't seem a bad start. You have followed previous advice and given us the following usefull information
your age group
a brief description of your looks
the size of Mr. Flop
your current interests
your location
your requirements
your contact details
I would have preferred a picture to accompany your advert, not that your looks would be a final swaying factor, but more for the fact that its been a crap day and I would just like something to throw darts at.
Alll in all not a bad first attempt. Mr ands Mrs davej congratulate you and whilst we have no wish to meet you, we are interested in meeting the other Warwicks. To this end we have tied our contact details to the back of our pet pigeon Polly and realeased her in the hope that she can deliver our reply. I would urge that you scan the sky's for the arrival of Polly, who can be recognised by her short curved beak, her striking blue and red plummage, a fine display of head feathers that stand up when excited and her ability to sing 'Jack and Jill went up the hill' with the odd "fLuck" and "get yer knickers off granny. thrown in".
Sex God
Did you really PM me, I don't remember :shock: 
. I was in Bolton last Thursday pm too, but I was busy :mrgreen: :twisted:
. I was in Bolton last Thursday pm too, but I was busy :mrgreen: :twisted: Sex God
Quote by RSAB2
the size of Mr. Flop
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I think you can leave this one out - most men overexagerate about them anyway!
:shock: Warwick lied? :shock: ...........shame on you warwick..........here Polly ....come back Polly!!....bugger how do you spell a whistling noise...phewww.....phewwww
First and foremost Davej that is the scruffiest parrot Ive ever seen :!:
however it was quite acceptable with a little plum sauce and a bottle of Burgundy
Secondly I did not mention the size of Mr Floppy as it is unknown ( I have never been one for looking down on the unemployed )
As for a picxture Im looking for a photographer :!:
Any offers :idea:
Ps Blue it was a joke
however it was quite acceptable with a little plum sauce and a bottle of Burgundy
Secondly I did not mention the size of Mr Floppy as it is unknown ( I have never been one for looking down on the unemployed )
As for a picxture Im looking for a photographer :!:
Any offers :idea:
Ps Blue it was a joke
