1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with you...it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance, infact...please do!!!
13. When you're out with us, please wear "our" favourite outfit rather than "yours"... the torn jeans and dirty t-shirt will last longer that way.
14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs a negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we "get off the stupid phone" and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily "women's work" ... besides, most of the "dirt" and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling; however, very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss
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Sex God
oh lucy!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so much for new-manishness/metero-sexuality, i'm guilty of every bloody one!!! sooooooo a suitable punishment would consist of what exactly???? :and how soon??? :P ;-)
neil x x x x x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:so much for new-manishness/metero-sexuality, i'm guilty of every bloody one!!! sooooooo a suitable punishment would consist of what exactly???? :and how soon??? :P ;-)
neil x x x x x
Sex God
MrFC you know I can't go anymore ..............I'm driving in town.................not on the motorway. 
Orgasminator
Lucy, you know us all sooooo well 
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
lololololol.
Jon
PS.
On the hunt for an unsuspecting cleaning minded GF, my mates recon my house needs tiyding so its time for a short term GF... sex optional, or at least optional reguarding whether you is awake or asleep... I'm quick so it wont disturb you, lol.
Please apply to 1 you got to be kidding house, 2 you wanker road, 3 Ilkeston, 4 FCUK UOY
:-)
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: lololololol.
Jon
PS.
On the hunt for an unsuspecting cleaning minded GF, my mates recon my house needs tiyding so its time for a short term GF... sex optional, or at least optional reguarding whether you is awake or asleep... I'm quick so it wont disturb you, lol.
Please apply to 1 you got to be kidding house, 2 you wanker road, 3 Ilkeston, 4 FCUK UOY
:-)
Quote by neilinleeds
Neil .... do you really think I would give you advance warning of what your punishment will consist of ???? Dream on
All I will say is ..... it could be anything ... 
depends which would scare you the most :grin: :boxing:
Quote by debbiewebsbend over you naughty girl :smackbottom: :whip: if you are going to the next Munch - I'll ask Judy if she will bring her crop :grin:
but can u come and whip me????........just for replying?? please please go on go on
Lucy
Sex God
Quote by piercedJon
PS.
On the hunt for an unsuspecting cleaning minded GF, my mates recon my house needs tiyding so its time for a short term GF... sex optional, or at least optional reguarding whether you is awake or asleep... I'm quick so it wont disturb you, lol.
Please apply to 1 you got to be kidding house, 2 you wanker road, 3 Ilkeston, 4 FCUK UOY
:-)
Oh dear, Jon...and I thought you were such a sweet, unbiased guy! :doh: :grin:
