In the main the single males on this website know exactly how to behave and how to treat the single females
and couples who predominate the site.......... unfortunately some do not :jagsatwork: 
.So for those of you who are single males here is some friendly advice :notes: :small-print: ......
Choose an appropriate name.
Boring and unimaginative names don’t work, names that resemble WWII bombing missions, frozen deserts and names that include place names are sooo crap.
Try to be imaginative...... try something like 'SingleDesperateMale' or 'LookingForQuickEasyShag' are much better, these show forethought and imagination.
Show the correct respect.
Couples and single fems are sick and tired of the single males who pussyfoot around and worry or even spare a second thought about what it is that THEY want. I mean when a single male PMs a female and is courteous enough to enquire if the male half of the couple is ok with the contact that shows thought on your part and its not needed. You will find from the experience of other single males that those who show lots of respect get nowhere; pig headedness and arrogance get more results.
PMing.
When contacting a couple or single fem via the PM system remember these points:-
• Don’t bother reading their profile or ad, they only write them to put off the undesirables.
• Be direct, don’t pussyfoot around. Writing lengthy detailed PMs that convey thoughts and feelings, introduces yourself to her is sooooo yesterday, its not the done thing. These messages work 100% better:-
o “Hi great flucking pic, want a shagâ€
o “ASLâ€
o “My ex/girlfriend/wife is shit in bed fancy fucking me insteadâ€
Forum decorum.
When posting in the forum remember that there are already a large number of single males on the site, however you have the advantage as most don’t follow these guidelines therefore your bound to succeed. Be curse, forthright and rude, women love it.
Chatroom decorum.
The rules of the chatroom don’t apply to you, feel free to PM anyone you fancy without asking first, they love it really and you are bound to be successful as this shows you to be different.
SO guys, if you follow these words of advice your guaranteed to be successful………
IN GETTING BANNED!! SEE YA. :doh:
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hwoar: :twisted: 
we want to increase our chances non?)
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