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Advice for single males.............

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It has come to my attention that there are a number of single males on this site :thumbup: , and as part of a couple who adore the attentions from them I thought it would be helpful to provide a few 'helpful tips' and 'advice' that some may do well to heed :smug: .........
In the main the single males on this website know exactly how to behave and how to treat the single females whip hump and couples who predominate the site.......... unfortunately some do not :jagsatwork: dunno .
So for those of you who are single males here is some friendly advice :notes: :small-print: ......
Choose an appropriate name.
Boring and unimaginative names don’t work, names that resemble WWII bombing missions, frozen deserts and names that include place names are sooo crap.
Try to be imaginative...... try something like 'SingleDesperateMale' or 'LookingForQuickEasyShag' are much better, these show forethought and imagination.
Show the correct respect.
Couples and single fems are sick and tired of the single males who pussyfoot around and worry or even spare a second thought about what it is that THEY want. I mean when a single male PMs a female and is courteous enough to enquire if the male half of the couple is ok with the contact that shows thought on your part and its not needed. You will find from the experience of other single males that those who show lots of respect get nowhere; pig headedness and arrogance get more results.
PMing.
When contacting a couple or single fem via the PM system remember these points:-
• Don’t bother reading their profile or ad, they only write them to put off the undesirables.
• Be direct, don’t pussyfoot around. Writing lengthy detailed PMs that convey thoughts and feelings, introduces yourself to her is sooooo yesterday, its not the done thing. These messages work 100% better:-
o “Hi great flucking pic, want a shag”
o “ASL”
o “My ex/girlfriend/wife is shit in bed fancy fucking me instead”
Forum decorum.
When posting in the forum remember that there are already a large number of single males on the site, however you have the advantage as most don’t follow these guidelines therefore your bound to succeed. Be curse, forthright and rude, women love it.
Chatroom decorum.
The rules of the chatroom don’t apply to you, feel free to PM anyone you fancy without asking first, they love it really and you are bound to be successful as this shows you to be different.
SO guys, if you follow these words of advice your guaranteed to be successful………
IN GETTING BANNED!! SEE YA. :doh: innocent wave
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Bad bad Morbius! smackbottom :smackbottom:
innocent
shit, I have been doing it all wrong, thank you for the sage advice oh wise one,
NOW, how about a blowjob, and don't expect me to lick your pussy either
The number of single males is about 50,000,000,000, married males about 50,000,000,000
Real Females about 50.
I might be cynical but so what
Quote by Baggy Boy
The number of single males is about 50,000,000,000, married males about 50,000,000,000
Real Females about 50.
I might be cynical but so what

So if that's the case why stick around?????
C x ... all woman and proud to show it :twisted:
Quote by Calista
The number of single males is about 50,000,000,000, married males about 50,000,000,000
Real Females about 50.
I might be cynical but so what

So if that's the case why stick around?????
C x ... all woman and proud to show it :twisted:
Probably for the same reason as you and because I can. I am only stating well known facts. surprised
Quote by Baggy Boy
The number of single males is about 50,000,000,000, married males about 50,000,000,000
Real Females about 50.
I might be cynical but so what

Nope, you're just badly informed! wink
innocent :whistling:
OK, I've been told a million times not to exaggerate, Sorry
Morbius - that goes against all the principles I was brought up with - polite to ladies, couteous, well-mannered, etc...
I knew this swinging lifestyle would have a detremental effect.
LOL
Quote by Morbius
Choose an appropriate name.
Try to be imaginative...... try something like 'SingleDesperateMale' or 'LookingForQuickEasyShag' are much better, these show forethought and imagination.

Err, something like, maybe, Phoenix :grin:
I hope you werent talking about my handle? Ive used it for years and even my mates call me dunie now.... :cry: :cry: :cry:
morbius.............
pmsl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
lol... thats where i need to improve then ;)
MikeC
:doh:
Quote by Baggy Boy
The number of single males is about 50,000,000,000, married males about 50,000,000,000
Real Females about 50.
I might be cynical but so what

Well thats three REAL women thats answered so far. only another 47 to go.
sierra x x
:thumbup:
another female here .
xx lou xx
There might only be 50 Real Females here but I can think of other categories that apparently don't exist at all........such as........
Real single bi males and females
Real Sluts (M and F)
So................I think I'm gonna apply some Universal Eager Logic to the problem, yep :grin:
Erm........will any of the above Real people please stand up and bounce after me? lol
UES :rascal: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
:thumbup:
another female here .
xx lou xx

46 to go and counting
One Male Slut standing up to be counted.
Has anybody else PM'd Morbius ASL lately? lol
Quote by mattmoleman
One Male Slut standing up to be counted.
Has anybody else PM'd Morbius ASL lately? lol

Me ????
:giggle:
C x ooh and a bounce for UES anyway :bounce:
Quote by mattmoleman
One Male Slut standing up to be counted.

:shock: :shock: :shock: You didn't bounce! smackbottom :smackbottom:
banghead dunno rolleyes :roll:
lol :lol: :lol:
I was just asking for a spanking UES lol
For you UES
Right, I see where I'm going wrong now.
HELLO ALL YOU DIRTY BITCHES, COME AND SUCK MY COCK - NOW!
Is that more like it?
Quote by Calista
One Male Slut standing up to be counted.
Has anybody else PM'd Morbius ASL lately? lol

Me ????
:giggle:
C x ooh and a bounce for UES anyway :bounce:
Hope that Morbius bloke doesn't fancy a quicky Calista :giggle:
Quote by Phire
Right, I see where I'm going wrong now.
HELLO ALL YOU DIRTY BITCHES, COME AND SUCK MY COCK - NOW!
Is that more like it?

sillyhwoar: :twisted: hump
<runs towards Phire, falls at his feet asking where and when>
lol
Just send me a PM Little Gem and I'll see if I can squeeze you in! hump
Sorry, I mean squeeze in you :twisted:
Quote by little gem
sillyhwoar: :twisted: hump
<runs towards Phire, falls at his feet asking where and when>
:

im adopting this new approach ;)
Quote by Phire
Right, I see where I'm going wrong now.
HELLO ALL YOU DIRTY BITCHES, COME AND SUCK MY COCK - NOW!
Is that more like it?

Maybe we could try it in different languages too (just in case - you never know there maybe real polyglot women here smile we want to increase our chances non?)
soooo... come on bitches
suck my cock
sucez mon coq
succhi il mio gallo
saugen Sie meinen Hahn
chupa mi gallo
there ... phew! am off to wait for the PMs flooding in ...
(thank God for google language services) biggrin
hi i am new and just read the post!
i am a genuine bi-guy just looking for some extra marital sex (the wife does not know) rolleyes
how about some more good tips then?
:twisted:
Morbius kiss
worship :worship: :worship:
It should be added to my other favourite literary piece.
The Idiots Guide to Swinging for the Single Male