Sex God
Hey thats not Fun365 driving that cart!!!.................fLucking hell from where I am stting that bears a striking resemblance to Icepie...
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Advice on possible Terrorist Attacks !!!
Quote by davej
Go Fetch Fun 365 back Easy cos from what I've heard he's gotta swing that looks like an Octopus falling out of a tree!!..........jeez with a swing like his, he could give Canadian Fur Sealers lessons!!
Oh dear God - you must have been on the course with me...
Just got back - well lubricated (don't think about the donkey) and am ready for action
Paul
Quote by Flipper
How come that I am off to play golf in an hour? eh, eh, eh!!!
If there were terror wrists around
Sorry
: Terror wrists :?: Have the Socialist Workers Party found a way of inflicting mass yips on the golfing classes ? I had not realised how dark the storm clouds were until this moment :giveup:Argh Flipper - you have seen me putting then?
Paul
Bloody hell they're all at it. The end of the world as we know it is approaching and the men are all out playing golf.
Well , we might the first 9 holes in , then a shower and a quick drink before the end of the world .Esp if one of the ladies wouldn't mind getting them set up in advance . Pound a hole lads ?
Sex God
Quote by Flipper
.......... Pound a hole lads ?
I usually prefer the gentler approach, but if asked to, yes I do.
Sex God
Quote by celticq
davej - I see you are out and wandering freely around the forum - are you sure this is safe?? What if there is some sort of contamination seeps in from the Chatroom? Can't help thinking it is safer under the coffee table
Its no good.....the truth is out.......the game is up.......you will hear from our lawyers on this matter it may have started as a jolly jape but we have suffered and demand compensation.
Mrs davej is lying in a hospital bed as we speak while the surgeons stitch up her lips and nose from the savaging she recieved from having a hamster strapped to her mouth. Whilst a team attend to her head, another team consisting of the Upper Puddle tug of war team, are attempting to remove some soiled garments from her very sore bottom. She has yet to recover from the prone position and is dehydrated and has lost some weight. The doctors say that she may well have a lasting phobia for ironing boards for the rest of her life although given the state of my shirts the problem was probably pre conflict.
Fang our faithfull dog is also in a poor way, as is Rambo the budgie, all because we were unable to care for them.
My youngest daughter, who took refuge under the sink has been coaxed out, but refuses to stop cuddling a box of Daz washing powder that she claims is her baby, Danny Baker has been at her bedside trying to coax it off her, in a 'two for one' deal but as yet she is steadfastly refusing to respond.
As for myself, I am less affected however there may be underlying psychological problems yet to surface.
My Lawyers Mssrs Ram and Uppem will be in contact with you all. :smug:
Quote by corriefem
Well I am off to buy one of those portable bullet proof things that look like a portaloo. I will endevour to sit in there in between meals work and play. Or maybe it would make a good play room after all once you are in there you cant really get out. Its a lovely colour grey with just enough room to squeeze all your home comforts into ................... a stool
"Portaloo" and "Stool".....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Paul
Quote by bluexxx
Sarge (or should that be General :shock: ), I can see you're not taking the Government's concern about the possibility of terrorist strikes too seriously..... I mean, spending all this tax payers money on such advice in the first place, you would think that there may be something in it :shock: :shock: :shock: - or am I being too paranoid...... :shock: :shock: :shock:
But, your work making sure that us moderators will be safe and sound in the GFZ has put all my fears aside, and it's great that SH will be in a very strong position to over-throw any terrorist invasion and come out on top.......
Rabbits at the ready folks, let's get the bastards...... :sparring::hunk:
good job there spending all this money on advising the public, wouldn't want them spending any on the people that are actually ment to deal with it.
The constant affirmations by the goverment that we are fully prepared for any attack have me slightly worried cus I haven't a clue and I'm one of the ones thats ment to be dealing with it.
Sex God
One of my friends is a Police Officer, he is one of a group of men selected to respond to suspect packages in the wake of 7/7. His orders on attending the scene of a suspect device, and I kid you not……
“Pick up the package and give it a bit of a shake, it’s unlikely to be anything seriousâ€!!!!!! :shock:
Now I realise that it IS unlikely to be anything serious, but you have to smile at the attitude of the people in command………..don’t you?
Storm
“Pick up the package and give it a bit of a shake, it’s unlikely to be anything seriousâ€!!!!!! :shock:
Now I realise that it IS unlikely to be anything serious, but you have to smile at the attitude of the people in command………..don’t you?
Storm
I believe that is what i sknown as " a job for the Probie", it is nice to see tho that the policy on discovering a suspct package is no longer get as many people as possible close to it so if it does go bang half the police/firesrvice/paramedics are taken with it so theres no one to deal with the aftermath.
