Hi, my quest for an addition to the anti ageism campaign.
I am at that sort of age, where a number of things are an indication of my age.
My hair is not just going, it's gone.
My Boss is younger than me
I need glasses to read the expiry date on the Condom wrapper
I watch the Grumpyold men TV programmes and say, "that's me"
I look forward to retirement
I worry if I have enough in the pension fund to retire !!
However, other aspects do not indicate my age
I still get very horney for no apparant reason
The trouser snake still stands to attention at the meerest thought of sex
A nice pair of tits or legs still has me gawping like a teenager
I still can't comment if the need for glasses to read has come about by too much wrist action.
In my late 40's, I may be the prime candidate for the goverments "anti ageism" campaign as far as employment goes, but that does sweet FA for my sex drive.
So, others in my age range, do you think it is necessary to lobby the government to include anti-ageism in sexual relationships ???
Sign the petition below... and give me hope that I don't have to consider having myself put down. :violin:
(this is in jest, my vet prefers to try and cure)
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Quote by Bignetsuke bird
STOP feeling sorry for yourself there is nothing wrong with being mature. You want to try being mature and a BBW then you'll see just how many people want to know you. Yep that's right NONE!!! :cry:
It's only meant as a joke - can't get a job because of ageism, so the government do a campaign and a law.
So why not get the government to do the same for sexual relations ???
Mmm a subject close to my heart.
Recently i donned my glad rags and took myself and a couple of friends on a night out in Newcastle, after visiting a few watering holes we decided to spend an hour standing in a queue for what looked to be a top night club. finaly we reached the doors and just as we were about to cross the threshold a burley chap grabbed my arm and pulled me to one side. "Sorry mate you can't come in here" looking puzzled i asked the question why? "your too old mate" came the reply.
It only seems like yesterday when i had my birth cirtificate stuffed in my back pocket ready to wave proudly as proof of me reaching manhood. Oh well maybe its time to chuck out the aftershave and swap it for wrinkle cream.
Hey Mr Eagle if you need a job try B&Q they have a good policy for people like us with a more mature edge to our sword
Tony
Recently i donned my glad rags and took myself and a couple of friends on a night out in Newcastle, after visiting a few watering holes we decided to spend an hour standing in a queue for what looked to be a top night club. finaly we reached the doors and just as we were about to cross the threshold a burley chap grabbed my arm and pulled me to one side. "Sorry mate you can't come in here" looking puzzled i asked the question why? "your too old mate" came the reply.
It only seems like yesterday when i had my birth cirtificate stuffed in my back pocket ready to wave proudly as proof of me reaching manhood. Oh well maybe its time to chuck out the aftershave and swap it for wrinkle cream.
Hey Mr Eagle if you need a job try B&Q they have a good policy for people like us with a more mature edge to our sword
Tony
Sex God
Quote by TonyED
Mmm a subject close to my heart.
Recently i donned my glad rags and took myself and a couple of friends on a night out in Newcastle, after visiting a few watering holes we decided to spend an hour standing in a queue for what looked to be a top night club. finaly we reached the doors and just as we were about to cross the threshold a burley chap grabbed my arm and pulled me to one side. "Sorry mate you can't come in here" looking puzzled i asked the question why? "your too old mate" came the reply.
It only seems like yesterday when i had my birth cirtificate stuffed in my back pocket ready to wave proudly as proof of me reaching manhood. Oh well maybe its time to chuck out the aftershave and swap it for wrinkle cream.
Hey Mr Eagle if you need a job try B&Q they have a good policy for people like us with a more mature edge to our sword
Tony
I'm 30 and got turned away by a certain club in Newcastle one night cos it was students only !
Made me feel old ffs - and for all they knew I could have been a mature student
Wasn't a happy bunny that night :sparring:
Sex God
Tony if they haven't specified age limitations I reckon you could sue them for turning you away
Bunny, if you'd said that they would have asked you for a valid student union card (been there, done that and partied better than the 18 year olds when I was a mature student of 38
)
Bev
xx
Bunny, if you'd said that they would have asked you for a valid student union card (been there, done that and partied better than the 18 year olds when I was a mature student of 38
)Bev
xx
Sex God
Quote by TonyED
Should thank them really we ended up in another club and had a great night and the mobility bus picked us up on time too!
Tony
LMAO
