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Are you going on holidays? do u no the do's and dont's on what you can take in your hand luggage? If not i can help im a airport security agent and i can help and answer all your questions!!!! I'm doing this because im fed up of people that come though that dont know what they can and can't take so please ask away. Im here to help after all there is nothing worse then having your stuff taking off u or hearing the beep when there is some thing in your bag you shouldnt have and trust me we will find it hahaha so im here to help all the swingings have a happy airport experiance.......... :angel: :bounce:
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Oh so it was joke lol sorry must have been the blonde in me thought you where really wondering about them :lol:
Ok, how about fishing reels.
fishing reels are ok as long as there is no line on them u will not be able to take any fishing line in your hand luggage but u can but them in your case and put them in the hold! xx
Have you ever had to do a rubber glove inspection on somebody? :giggle:
Vibrators...
Are they allowed?
How many is too many?
Is there a maximum size allowed and if so how big?
Do we have to remove the batteries?
Does it have to be inspected by hand?
Oh... Electric shavers??
maybe more ater lol..
Mike x
lol well i dont do the rubber glove thing the police do that and as for vibs if the lads see a vib in you hand luggage they would find it very funny to pull your bag to have a look so best thing to do is put in in your suit case with the batteries seperat so it doesn't go off :lol: but size is up to u and u can take as many batteries as u like
All I can say is your right.....
Long story but checking in for a flight back from bangkok a year or so ago.. they set up an extra security check at the gate.. tables everywhere and just pulled passengers at random. All is well i thought till I got pulled.. ''Did you pack the bag yourself sir'' Oh yes.. lying through my teeth as it was the wife who had.. he then went on to pull the lot out in front of everyone.. no wife with me she is half way accross the room by now, next thing out come the High heels.. the Vib, the Lube.. not to mention sussies a fookin bra that is Big enough to go round me and several pairs of stockings... My God I could have fookin died!! All In my Camera bag ff's... How the hell do you begin to explain..
12 hours on a flight being looked at like i was Charles Manson.....
Mike xx
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Ok, how about fishing reels.

Do you know the word Gullible doesnt appear in the dictionary! :giggle:
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the only thing I've really noticed is how bloody stupid the restrictions are.
re fishing reels, whats that all about, not on any banned list i seen.
ffs spoons :crazy:, take it everybody knows spoons are banned lol, somebody might ladle you to death lol mind, you are allowed teaspoons, maybe they dont hurt as much.
corkscrews :crazy: no good unless ya buttplugs stuck.
tweezers, stand still while i pluck ya eyebrows.
quite frankly airport security is a joke of what is banned and what isn't.
as an ex RE and trained in various things i know damm well if i wanted to mess up an plane, it aint that difficult, so banning fluids over 100ml is bloody pointless, its just so nuts.
o, and just to point out, can make a perfectly servicable bomb out of objects bought after going through security. which blows there restrictions out the window.
When I went away last month it was a nightmare! rolleyes I had bought miniature handcream and deodrant for my handbag and was told I needed to go and buy a small food type bag to securely put them in along with my lipstick and perfume. I was told I was lucky as the total liquid was 90ml!??!! confused
I then had to put my bottle of water in the bin and was absolutely stunned at the overflowing bins of peoples belongings - lovely full bottles of perfumes, deodrants, shampoos to name but a few.. it's so unfair even tho I realise the severity of why they're doing it.
yea, whats with the diddy food bag thing. in what way does that help security? 20p a time they charged in boots, the robbers lol
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All I can say is your right.....
Long story but checking in for a flight back from bangkok a year or so ago.. they set up an extra security check at the gate.. tables everywhere and just pulled passengers at random. All is well i thought till I got pulled.. ''Did you pack the bag yourself sir'' Oh yes.. lying through my teeth as it was the wife who had.. he then went on to pull the lot out in front of everyone.. no wife with me she is half way accross the room by now, next thing out come the High heels.. the Vib, the Lube.. not to mention sussies a fookin bra that is Big enough to go round me and several pairs of stockings... My God I could have fookin died!! All In my Camera bag ff's... How the hell do you begin to explain..
12 hours on a flight being looked at like i was Charles Manson.....
Mike xx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You poor man! I had a similar experience.
I was with H.x, my bag was about to be x-rayed and the chap asked me if I had any electrical equipment and I said no, when on the big screen appeared the unmistakable silhouette of 3 silicone dildos in varying sizes! He then asked me if I liked taking pictures, to which I replied yes. redface I’d forgotten my camera was in my bag too.
I was slightly flustered, I turned around for some moral support and H.x was pretending she wasn't with me. Cow. :lol2:
*To anyone who thinks I’m being indiscreet H.x thought it was funny and said it was totally fine to mention her. wink*
spoons: wtf no one should have take that off you its just knifes and forks ( but only metal ones)
corkscrews: thats because afew yours back someone did kill a airhostess with one so there is a ban on sharp iteams.
tweezers: once again they are ok you shouldnt of had them taking off you.
quite frankly airport security is a joke of what is banned and what isn't.
all of use that work there no that if someone wanted to blow up a plane we no dam well if they no what to do they can but the liquid ban is in place so its not so easy the way things are going there will be a liquid ban all togeather besides there is a new method in place so we can teast all liquids going though so if on the off chance some one does they will be found out.
never been one to travel with a spoon, but here's the link from Gatwick airport security.

it says on the banned list, "household cutlery (large spoons/table spoons are NOT permitted, however small teaspoons are allowed)
Thats mad i've never taken a spoon off someone never saw the point lol it must be different airports have different rules then some more harsh then others rolleyes
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Thats mad i've never taken a spoon off someone never saw the point lol it must be different airports have different rules then some more harsh then others rolleyes

well thats the point, a lot of it is, there is no point, out of the 6 airports Ive used in the last month, Gatwick is the only one where ya have to take ya shoes off. they take ya manicure set off ya then flog ya a litre bottle of vodka in a glass bottle, highly flammable plus can do untold damage with a broken bottle.
Well taking your shoes off is a random thing we dont have to have every ones shoes just afew random ones and as for your vodka and make up as long as its 100ml and in a clear small sandwich tip bag they cant take it off u!
I disagree, once you gone through the initial security check, you are free to buy whatever you like in the duty free shops the other side, and so far never had hand baggage checked as Ive been going on the plane.
as for the shoes, gatwick , everybody takes their shoes off, never had to do it at city or stanstead.
At LGW last month, everyone seemed to be taking their shoes off because thats what they saw others doing- but the people who left theirs on were going through unhindered for the mostpart. dunno
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All I can say is your right.....
Long story but checking in for a flight back from bangkok a year or so ago.. they set up an extra security check at the gate.. tables everywhere and just pulled passengers at random. All is well i thought till I got pulled.. ''Did you pack the bag yourself sir'' Oh yes.. lying through my teeth as it was the wife who had.. he then went on to pull the lot out in front of everyone.. no wife with me she is half way accross the room by now, next thing out come the High heels.. the Vib, the Lube.. not to mention sussies a fookin bra that is Big enough to go round me and several pairs of stockings... My God I could have fookin died!! All In my Camera bag ff's... How the hell do you begin to explain..
12 hours on a flight being looked at like i was Charles Manson.....
Mike xx
eeeeee lol :lol: :lol:
Ye once u have gone though the cheaks u can by as put water vodka make up as you like because every thing in the shop has been cheaked before coming to though the airport in boxes of 50+ and if the seal on the box is damaged or off then that box isnt able to come in the airport.
which is why its a bit silly taking nail scissors off ya then let ya take a bottle of vodka on board.
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Thats mad i've never taken a spoon off someone never saw the point lol it must be different airports have different rules then some more harsh then others rolleyes

Which pretty much renders any of your good intentions useless. Best advice to anyone would be to check with the airport/airline they are using, as late as possible before they set off to the airport. And even then, be prepared for something to have changed by the time you get there.
I'd like to know if the alarm goes off when you have lower piercings dunno Not been abroard since I had it done a few years ago lol
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I'd like to know if the alarm goes off when you have lower piercings dunno Not been abroard since I had it done a few years ago lol

Didn't when I went through last August. wink
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I'd like to know if the alarm goes off when you have lower piercings dunno Not been abroard since I had it done a few years ago lol

Didn't when I went through last August. wink
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