Post subject: ALCOHOL WARNINGS
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:14 pm
As the Xmas party time is here and New Year is fast approaching the following warnings should be borne in mind while out making merry :
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNINGThe consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING The consuption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex- lovers are really dying for you to shag them.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex withouit spitting or drooling all over them.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on your forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNINGThe consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and a better shagger than most people.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING The consumption of alcohol may cause Pregnancy.
WARNING the Crumpsumpten of alcahol maou tink ouy tipe rele gode.
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Fred (aka Medic_1)
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ALCHOHOL WARNINGS (from the past)
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WARNing The consumption of alcohol maybe required to see you through the day.
WARNING Alcohol when drunk in quantity can temporarily reduce the pain of inlaws.
WARNING Alcohol may render you amiable.
WARNING Alcohol may reduce the need for frozen diced carrots
WARNING Alcohol when drunk in quantity can temporarily reduce the pain of inlaws.
WARNING Alcohol may render you amiable.
WARNING Alcohol may reduce the need for frozen diced carrots
warning the consumption of alcohol may lead you to think that everyone will be gagging to shag you, wether you know them or not, weather youve just exchanged pleasantries in the loos or just eyed them up across the dance floor.
Warningthe consumption of alcohol leads you to think that a donner kebab with extra chilli sauce is a fitting a higly nutritious end to the evening, or indeed, a good cold breakfast the next day.
Warning the consumption of alcohol may make you adopt a sort of 'rabbit caught in the headlights' type stare as you attempt to focus your vision into the least number of images.
Warning The consumption of alcohol may make you think its fabulously funny, or the completely appropriate time to text an ex-lover, a secret mistress, your boss or the best friend you fell out with last week, and say things you wouldnt when sober.
guilty on all counts your honour
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Warningthe consumption of alcohol leads you to think that a donner kebab with extra chilli sauce is a fitting a higly nutritious end to the evening, or indeed, a good cold breakfast the next day.
Warning the consumption of alcohol may make you adopt a sort of 'rabbit caught in the headlights' type stare as you attempt to focus your vision into the least number of images.
Warning The consumption of alcohol may make you think its fabulously funny, or the completely appropriate time to text an ex-lover, a secret mistress, your boss or the best friend you fell out with last week, and say things you wouldnt when sober.
guilty on all counts your honour
ops: :oops: Sex God
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Warningthe consumption of alcohol leads you to think that a donner kebab with extra chilli sauce is a fitting a higly nutritious end to the evening, or indeed, a good cold breakfast the next day.
where do i so plead guilty!!!!!
:lol: Kebab with "Garlic Mayo" was suedo admitting to everyone you'd given up pulling for the night
if the bloke has to ask if you wanted "chilli sauce" it was akin to questioning your manhood......
the answer no was then greeted by girlie screams....from the staff :lol: :lol:
