alcohol

17 Aug 2006

well for the first time since I turned forty ( which was`nt last week) I have not had an alchoholic drink for three straight days. whether that was as a drink during dinner or as a nightcap. which leads me to now believe I have accepted my middle age confused

OR THE DRINKS CABINET IS EMPTY .does this now mean I will start wearing Val Doonican cardigans wear tartan slippers , start smoking a pipe ooops smoking ban permitting.............HELP

17 Aug 2006

If you can remember Val Doonican, you're middle aged anyway.
H.x

17 Aug 2006

You can still have fun. The main thing is pacing yourself so you know where and when to push your limits. cool

17 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
If you can remember Val Doonican, you're middle aged anyway.
H.x

cheers H........not the uplifting comment I expected mad

17 Aug 2006

Sorry but if you expect to live to 80, then middle age is 40, is it not?
It's strange how, the older you get, the older you think middle aged is. Ask a teenager and they'd say 40, ask a 40 year old and they'd say 55.
It's all in the mind.
biggrin

H.x

17 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Sorry but if you expect to live to 80, then middle age is 40, is it not?
It's strange how, the older you get, the older you think middle aged is. Ask a teenager and they'd say 40, ask a 40 year old and they'd say 55.
It's all in the mind.

H.x

:D now I feel uplifted

17 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
If you can remember Val Doonican, you're middle aged anyway.
H.x

Now I feel like a drink too !

17 Aug 2006

I can remember him on that rocking chair surrounded by all those women doing those sickly smiles at the camera. :shock:

17 Aug 2006

Quote by robhambledon
.does this now mean I will start wearing Val Doonican cardigans wear tartan slippers , ....HELP

NO = It means you will now be drinking "Sanatogen Tonic Wine" from now on :lol2:

17 Aug 2006

Quote by markandnicky
I can remember him on that rocking chair surrounded by all those women doing those sickly smiles at the camera. :shock:

who the feck is val whats his face??????????????? :shock: biggrin

u seriuosly dont wanna know :D

17 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Sorry but if you expect to live to 80, then middle age is 40, is it not?
It's strange how, the older you get, the older you think middle aged is. Ask a teenager and they'd say 40, ask a 40 year old and they'd say 55.
It's all in the mind.

H.x

Thanks H I'm now safe in the knowlage that I'm pretty close to middle aged my self :cry:

17 Aug 2006

i havent had a drink for ten years... not boasting...
it was a necessity...
but seriously, those slippers are very, verrry comfortable.
advice:
get some middle age in early...
then there's room for yet another *second childhood*
OfA

17 Aug 2006

Can someone point out where need to go to buy a " I dont want a drink switch?" Oh and a set of instructions that I can understand........ dont suppose they sell " I dont want sex" buttons too do they... alternatively, close up and personal tuition would be welcomed :beer:

17 Aug 2006

which switch or *button* would tuition be prefered to start with?
as for instructions... well... as with flat-pack-furniture... I find it best to simply lay everything out... and then just get busy... see what comes out of it!
OfA

17 Aug 2006

Quote by oneforall
which switch or *button* would tuition be prefered to start with?
as for instructions... well... as with flat-pack-furniture... I find it best to simply lay everything out... and then just get busy... see what comes out of it!
OfA

Well how about start at the bottom and work up? or shall we go top down????
(likes the idea of laid flat and seeing what comes out! )

17 Aug 2006

either practice, I feel, can have a satisfactory outcum...
starting at the Bottom has my interest.. most certainly!
and yes... Laid Flat... as work progresses, the job in hand takes shape, ond other positions may be required...
or requested!(?)
I need a drink
OfA

17 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
Sorry but if you expect to live to 80, then middle age is 40, is it not?
It's strange how, the older you get, the older you think middle aged is. Ask a teenager and they'd say 40, ask a 40 year old and they'd say 55.
It's all in the mind.

H.x

Thanks H I'm now safe in the knowlage that I'm pretty close to middle aged my self :cry:
Really?
I'm older than you and I'm only 19 cool

H.x

17 Aug 2006

I was 19 until I was about 36....
now Im aging rapidly....
approximately 24... or there abouts!
getting on a bit... there's no hope!
OfA

17 Aug 2006

Quote by oneforall
either practice, I feel, can have a satisfactory outcum...
starting at the Bottom has my interest.. most certainly!
and yes... Laid Flat... as work progresses, the job in hand takes shape, ond other positions may be required...
or requested!(?)
I need a drink
OfA

NOt sure if you can work the buttons in that case, you want red or white? or a cold beer? lol

17 Aug 2006

Quote by Andromeda
either practice, I feel, can have a satisfactory outcum...
starting at the Bottom has my interest.. most certainly!
and yes... Laid Flat... as work progresses, the job in hand takes shape, ond other positions may be required...
or requested!(?)
I need a drink
OfA

NOt sure if you can work the buttons in that case, you want red or white? or a cold beer? lol
Im sure the buttons can still be flicked...
I'll settle for nice cold cola please....
plenty of ice...
the ice may come in handy too... for tutorial purposes ... you understand!
OfA

17 Aug 2006

Quote by oneforall
either practice, I feel, can have a satisfactory outcum...
starting at the Bottom has my interest.. most certainly!
and yes... Laid Flat... as work progresses, the job in hand takes shape, ond other positions may be required...
or requested!(?)
I need a drink
OfA

NOt sure if you can work the buttons in that case, you want red or white? or a cold beer? lol
Im sure the buttons can still be flicked...
I'll settle for nice cold cola please....
plenty of ice...
the ice may come in handy too... for tutorial purposes ... you understand!
OfA
er no????? dunno

can you explain???? rotflmao

17 Aug 2006

Damn!
errmmm... I was hopeing you werent going to ask that...
now then, let me think...
ah yes...
well.. practicing with these on/off switches, without the aid of a manual/set of instructions (I think the *Lay-flat, and see what comes up* approach has been adopted)...
they potentially could get rather warm... and not wishing spontneous combustion... cooling agents should be employed on request, or at the descretion aid/assistant.
However... the *see what comes up* shouldnt be delayed indefinately... doncha thnk?
OfA

17 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Sorry but if you expect to live to 80, then middle age is 40, is it not?
It's strange how, the older you get, the older you think middle aged is. Ask a teenager and they'd say 40, ask a 40 year old and they'd say 55.
It's all in the mind.

H.x

I was saying the very same thing to a friend the other day. When you're a teen, 30s is old, in your 30s, 50s is old. When you reach my age, there's NO middle age. Just young ( 20s and 30s ) and older ( 50s + ) with 'mature' in the middle.
:thumbup:

17 Aug 2006

women drinking alcohol makes me look good
thank the Lord for beer goggles

17 Aug 2006

Quote by oneforall
Damn!
errmmm... I was hopeing you werent going to ask that...
now then, let me think...
ah yes...
well.. practicing with these on/off switches, without the aid of a manual/set of instructions (I think the *Lay-flat, and see what comes up* approach has been adopted)...
they potentially could get rather warm... and not wishing spontneous combustion... cooling agents should be employed on request, or at the descretion aid/assistant.
However... the *see what comes up* shouldnt be delayed indefinately... doncha thnk?OfA

think i prefer the lay flat and let me rub your nipples with the ice, if you can stilll talk your a great girl approach lol

17 Aug 2006

...there is always that...of course!
I guess I stuck a bit too long with the *switches* and *buttons* mallarky eh?...
...I'll get me coat!
OfA

18 Aug 2006

Quote by duncanlondon
You can still have fun. The main thing is pacing yourself so you know where and when to push your limits.

i need to save this quote for lil because she got so drunk the other night,she struggled to stand up :shock:
but she suffered for it nearly two days :grin:
she won't be happy when she reads this bolt

fil