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Alcohol free Munches please :D

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No actually that's a crap idea, but I've just been treated(?) to the details of a gap in my memory after the NE munch. I guess it must be basically true because I remember where I went and I remember waking up somewhere else 9 hours later and I never sleep that long when I've had a drink, so there's definitely some missing memory there.
It would seem I had a pretty good time, was too pissed to have a REALLY good time, and don't remember a bloody thing about it except someone saying "Go and sleep... or stay and shag... up to you."
I've decided to grow another head so one can get drunk on beer while the other one enjoys other flavours and remembers what it did. mad
My heart sank when I saw the title sad
You git!
OK - it is now official policy that Ice is banned from the bar at all munches. Anyone seeing him approaching the bar should rugby tackle him while uttering the words "You will thank me in the morning"
lhk
Kat
Please note - women who rugby tackle Ice, or who see ice being rugby tackled by a male muncher, are expected to be underneath him before he hits the floor - just to cushion the fall. Any woman who fails to cushion Ice's fall will, of course, pay the traditional SH forfeit.
:shock: I just got told off by Ice! - he called me a very rude word - in fact, more than one rude word!
He said he had the bestest and funniest post he had ever typed, and just as he went to submit it, I locked the thread!
So Ice, the spotlight is on you ....
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
So Ice, the spotlight is on you ....


Oh Bugger!! You didn't say STOPlight did you?? confused :? :? :?
Something funny? I love funny!
Come on!
Quote by KitKat
:shock: I just got told off by Ice! - he called me a very rude word - in fact, more than one rude word!
He said he had the bestest and funniest post he had ever typed, and just as he went to submit it, I locked the thread!
So Ice, the spotlight is on you ....
lhk
Kat

ooooooooooooh Ice, I am breathless with anticipation, please tell :twisted:
Quote by KitKat
:shock: I just got told off by Ice! - he called me a very rude word - in fact, more than one rude word!
He said he had the bestest and funniest post he had ever typed, and just as he went to submit it, I locked the thread!
So Ice, the spotlight is on you ....
lhk
Kat

Errrmmmm... I said that?
Are you sure?
Damn, this memory thing is (hic) worse than I thought! :shock:
Quote by Ice Pie
:shock: I just got told off by Ice! - he called me a very rude word - in fact, more than one rude word!
He said he had the bestest and funniest post he had ever typed, and just as he went to submit it, I locked the thread!
So Ice, the spotlight is on you ....
lhk
Kat

Errrmmmm... I said that?
Are you sure?
Shit, this memory thing is (hic) worse than I thought! :shock:
Quick!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Lock it again!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Kit
:shock: I just got told off by Ice! - he called me a very rude word - in fact, more than one rude word!
He said he had the bestest and funniest post he had ever typed, and just as he went to submit it, I locked the thread!
So Ice, the spotlight is on you ....
lhk
Kat

ooooooooooooh Ice, I am breathless with anticipation, please tell :twisted:
Don't you flippin start madam, or you won't get your LGD :twisted:
xxxx
Hurry up Ice, I need to go to bed rolleyes
What were you going to say Mr SG dunno
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hurry up Ice, I need to go to bed rolleyes
What were you going to say Mr SG dunno

This is a flucking conspiracy!
Gits! rotflmao
Quote by Ice Pie
:shock: I just got told off by Ice! - he called me a very rude word - in fact, more than one rude word!
He said he had the bestest and funniest post he had ever typed, and just as he went to submit it, I locked the thread!
So Ice, the spotlight is on you ....
lhk
Kat

ooooooooooooh Ice, I am breathless with anticipation, please tell :twisted:
Don't you flippin start madam, or you won't get your LGD :twisted:
xxxx
Brilliant - fighting talk from an amnesiac :twisted:
You playing Ice? :twisted:
Quote by Kit
Brilliant - fighting talk from an amnesiac :twisted:
You playing Ice? :twisted:

I want my mum! :cry:
Quote by Ice Pie
I want my mum! :cry:

I wanted to see your big long post but doesn't look like I'm getting it flipa
:lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I want my mum! :cry:

I wanted to see your big long post but doesn't look like I'm getting it flipa
:lol2:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
That's ANOTHER keyboard you owe me! redface
Quote by Ice Pie
I want my mum! :cry:

I wanted to see your big long post but doesn't look like I'm getting it flipa
:lol2:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
That's ANOTHER keyboard you owe me! redface
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry kiss
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I want my mum! :cry:

I wanted to see your big long post but doesn't look like I'm getting it flipa
:lol2:
(Alternative smartarse response)
(Alternative smartarse response deleted cos it flucked up the entire thread :lol2: )
That will do me - off to bed now
lol
Well - I'm off to join Happy Cats.
I'll leave you to it Ice
:twisted:
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
Well - I'm off to join Happy Cats.
I'll leave you to it Ice
:twisted:
lhk
Kat

Thanks
G'nite
(Wanders off cursing)
I am being very good and not drinking at the london-mini munch this weekend as i have got my pile of junk with me ( my 92 blue fiesta)
MikeC
No drinking not even the blue ones or the minging orange ones lol mikec lol.
me i sware im never drinking again .
never at a munch no no no rolleyes
lol....i will drink if i dont have the car....
but due to personal reasons and reasons of responsibility i wont drink at all sat.
MikeC
For some reason, I feel the need to stay WELL out of this thread.
bolt :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
Quote by dambuster
For some reason, I feel the need to stay WELL out of this thread.
bolt :bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:
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tea totlal or pisshead reasons lol
I can't remember much from about closing time after the last munch, I remember being handed two bottles of red wine and getting into the car, me and Venus flashing our tits at Little Gem & Neil as we over took them and that's about all.........
Alchohol wasn't my friend that night ........
C x
I will stick to sticking with cola smile