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I've just come back from babysitting my niece and my brother has come in quite plopped with a kebab. He only ever eats kebabs when he's been drinking.
I have a friend who has cheesy chips and mayo when she's been drinking and I quite like pizza with oodles of garlic and tuna when I've had a drinky or two.
Does anyone have any weird foods they rustle up when home from the pub?
Quote by jaymar
I've just come back from babysitting my niece and my brother has come in quite plopped with a kebab. He only ever eats kebabs when he's been drinking.
I have a friend who has cheesy chips and mayo when she's been drinking and I quite like pizza with oodles of garlic and tuna when I've had a drinky or two.
Does anyone have any weird foods they rustle up when home from the pub?

Not wierd but Shireen normally ends up making bacon butties at 2 in the morning when we've had a few drinks at home :lol2:
For me it used to be toast. I would often wake Ian by crunching toast 'creeping' into bed :lol2:
I never understood the mess in the kitchen the next morning dunno
I did burn my legs on a bag of chips in the back of a taxi because I was too pissed to noticed how hot they were redface :lol2:
Quote by Mallock2006
I've just come back from babysitting my niece and my brother has come in quite plopped with a kebab. He only ever eats kebabs when he's been drinking.
I have a friend who has cheesy chips and mayo when she's been drinking and I quite like pizza with oodles of garlic and tuna when I've had a drinky or two.
Does anyone have any weird foods they rustle up when home from the pub?

Not wierd but Shireen normally ends up making bacon butties at 2 in the morning when we've had a few drinks at home :lol2:
I have friends who always buy greasy food after the clubs close, i personally blow all my money on alcohol.....i dont eat crap when im drunk, thats how i get sick!
Kebabs taste different when you are sober . . . kind of like a blend of decomposed animal hoofs, foreskins & eyebrows but after a few beers they taste like heaven!
Personally i'm a Worcester sauce on anything when knocking up drunk grub . . .
SC
Quote by Mallock2006
I've just come back from babysitting my niece and my brother has come in quite plopped with a kebab. He only ever eats kebabs when he's been drinking.
I have a friend who has cheesy chips and mayo when she's been drinking and I quite like pizza with oodles of garlic and tuna when I've had a drinky or two.
Does anyone have any weird foods they rustle up when home from the pub?

Not wierd but Shireen normally ends up making bacon butties at 2 in the morning when we've had a few drinks at home :lol2:
love bacon butties but more as a morning after food, the bacon would have me drinking more! lol
Quote by surreycontacts2
Kebabs taste different when you are sober . . . kind of like a blend of decomposed animal hoofs, foreskins & eyebrows but after a few beers they taste like heaven!

Got to ask - have you eaten all of the above when sober then? lol
Quote by surreycontacts2
Kebabs taste different when you are sober . . . kind of like a blend of decomposed animal hoofs, foreskins & eyebrows but after a few beers they taste like heaven!
Personally i'm a Worcester sauce on anything when knocking up drunk grub . . .
SC

Bleugh your stomach would turn sober if you knew what was in them, but after a few they do take on a taste all of their own! rotflmao
Quote by Dawnie
For me it used to be toast. I would often wake Ian by crunching toast 'creeping' into bed :lol2:
I never understood the mess in the kitchen the next morning dunno
I did burn my legs on a bag of chips in the back of a taxi because I was too pissed to noticed how hot they were redface :lol2:

aaw :therethere: did you have someone to soothe those lovely legs afterwards?
Quote by jaymar
I have a friend who has cheesy chips and mayo when she's been drinking ...

That's mine! lol - there's a really naff takeaway in Mansfield where we sometimes go out vanilla style, the type of place you wouldnt touch with a bargepole ordinarily, but after a good night on the lash with the girls, its tradition! cheesy chips with garlic mayo in the taxi queue while moaning about sore feet and that mingin bloke ya mate pulled earlier rotflmao
If its not Mansfield, its just toast at home or a plain nan attempting to soak up enough JD to totter home, zig zag style :rotflmao:
Quote by varca
Pasta with a knob of butter and oodles of cheese... ohhh not had that for ages. Better get my drinking skates on lol

no....weve discussed odd food...eat that lol
Quote by Drewxcore
I've just come back from babysitting my niece and my brother has come in quite plopped with a kebab. He only ever eats kebabs when he's been drinking.
I have a friend who has cheesy chips and mayo when she's been drinking and I quite like pizza with oodles of garlic and tuna when I've had a drinky or two.
Does anyone have any weird foods they rustle up when home from the pub?

Not wierd but Shireen normally ends up making bacon butties at 2 in the morning when we've had a few drinks at home :lol2:
I have friends who always buy greasy food after the clubs close, i personally blow all my money on alcohol.....i dont eat crap when im drunk, thats how i get sick!
Drew.. you are a young lad and you mean to tell me you don't eat 'anything' when you've been out drinking?? not even back at home? :shock:
Quote by jaymar
For me it used to be toast. I would often wake Ian by crunching toast 'creeping' into bed :lol2:
I never understood the mess in the kitchen the next morning dunno
I did burn my legs on a bag of chips in the back of a taxi because I was too pissed to noticed how hot they were redface :lol2:

aaw :therethere: did you have someone to soothe those lovely legs afterwards?
Probably the taxi driver if I know Dawnie :giggle:
*she has a way with taxi drivers...dont ya Dawnie* :lol2:
Most probably as lived in Thailand for a bit and they eat anything and everything that moves . . .
Quote by Mallock2006
For me it used to be toast. I would often wake Ian by crunching toast 'creeping' into bed :lol2:
I never understood the mess in the kitchen the next morning dunno
I did burn my legs on a bag of chips in the back of a taxi because I was too pissed to noticed how hot they were redface :lol2:

aaw :therethere: did you have someone to soothe those lovely legs afterwards?
Probably the taxi driver if I know Dawnie :giggle:
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I'm never getting in a taxi with you again :smug:
Quote by jaymar
I've just come back from babysitting my niece and my brother has come in quite plopped with a kebab. He only ever eats kebabs when he's been drinking.
I have a friend who has cheesy chips and mayo when she's been drinking and I quite like pizza with oodles of garlic and tuna when I've had a drinky or two.
Does anyone have any weird foods they rustle up when home from the pub?

Not wierd but Shireen normally ends up making bacon butties at 2 in the morning when we've had a few drinks at home :lol2:
I have friends who always buy greasy food after the clubs close, i personally blow all my money on alcohol.....i dont eat crap when im drunk, thats how i get sick!
Drew.. you are a young lad and you mean to tell me you don't eat 'anything' when you've been out drinking?? not even back at home? :shock:
nope
i drink more
Quote by Darkfire

I have a friend who has cheesy chips and mayo when she's been drinking ...

That's mine! lol - there's a really naff takeaway in Mansfield where we sometimes go out vanilla style, the type of place you wouldnt touch with a bargepole ordinarily, but after a good night on the lash with the girls, its tradition! cheesy chips with garlic mayo in the taxi queue while moaning about sore feet and that mingin bloke ya mate pulled earlier rotflmao
If its not Mansfield, its just toast at home or a plain nan attempting to soak up enough JD to totter home, zig zag style :rotflmao:
aaah the lovely JD!!!... but cannot go with the Cheesy chips.. I gag everytime she puts in her mouth! :crazy:
Quote by Dawnie
For me it used to be toast. I would often wake Ian by crunching toast 'creeping' into bed :lol2:
I never understood the mess in the kitchen the next morning dunno
I did burn my legs on a bag of chips in the back of a taxi because I was too pissed to noticed how hot they were redface :lol2:

aaw :therethere: did you have someone to soothe those lovely legs afterwards?
Probably the taxi driver if I know Dawnie :giggle:
rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I'm never getting in a taxi with you again :smug:
You missed my edit :giggle:
Quote by Mallock2006
You missed my edit :giggle:

This bit dunno
Quote by Mallock2006
*she has a way with taxi drivers...dont ya Dawnie* :lol2:

You started it evil :twisted: :rascal:
Quote by Dawnie

You missed my edit :giggle:

This bit dunno
Quote by Mallock2006
*she has a way with taxi drivers...dont ya Dawnie* :lol2:

You started it evil :twisted: :rascal:
Nooooooooooo
It must have been Shireen innocent
Quote by jaymar
Kebabs taste different when you are sober . . . kind of like a blend of decomposed animal hoofs, foreskins & eyebrows but after a few beers they taste like heaven!
Personally i'm a Worcester sauce on anything when knocking up drunk grub . . .
SC

Bleugh your stomach would turn sober if you knew what was in them, but after a few they do take on a taste all of their own! rotflmao
I wouldent worry too much, have read in the past thier is Horse and Donkey in Salami and Beef in Digestives and choclate moose. Theres even been hydrated pork in some chicken sold to muslims. In mcdonalds cheese burgers there has been found, half a dead mouse, human waste and compilobactor. Unless you make all the food yourself you will never know whats in it sad
Cheers
Quote by tweeky
Kebabs taste different when you are sober . . . kind of like a blend of decomposed animal hoofs, foreskins & eyebrows but after a few beers they taste like heaven!
Personally i'm a Worcester sauce on anything when knocking up drunk grub . . .
SC

Bleugh your stomach would turn sober if you knew what was in them, but after a few they do take on a taste all of their own! rotflmao
I wouldent worry too much, have read in the past thier is Horse and Donkey in Salami and Beef in Digestives and choclate moose. Theres even been hydrated pork in some chicken sold to muslims. In mcdonalds cheese burgers there has been found, half a dead mouse, human waste and compilobactor. Unless you make all the food yourself you will never know whats in it sad
Cheers
Enough already :cry: I don't want to feel the way i do after reading this!!! lol
Quote by tweeky
Kebabs taste different when you are sober . . . kind of like a blend of decomposed animal hoofs, foreskins & eyebrows but after a few beers they taste like heaven!
Personally i'm a Worcester sauce on anything when knocking up drunk grub . . .
SC

Bleugh your stomach would turn sober if you knew what was in them, but after a few they do take on a taste all of their own! rotflmao
I wouldent worry too much, have read in the past thier is Horse and Donkey in Salami and Beef in Digestives and choclate moose. Theres even been hydrated pork in some chicken sold to muslims. In mcdonalds cheese burgers there has been found, half a dead mouse, human waste and compilobactor. Unless you make all the food yourself you will never know whats in it sad
Cheers
hmmmm thanks tweeky - I suppose it's like everything else, the more we worry the less we eat.
I'll stick to my ususal drinky snacks ty lol kiss
normally eat cheese and pickels when we had few to many but mostly what ever is about we eat but our main prob is when drunk "ooo lets phone a curry" but we never seem to feel hungary when it arrives.....mind you our dog likes curry so think he happy when we pissed.
Quote by tyneside4fun
normally eat cheese and pickels when we had few to many but mostly what ever is about we eat but our main prob is when drunk "ooo lets phone a curry" but we never seem to feel hungary when it arrives.....mind you our dog likes curry so think he happy when we pissed.

lol yeah but I bet you won't be happy in the morning when the curry takes it's toll on your dog - I'd stick to the cheese n pickles Tyne, it's safer rotflmao
I normally go through two stages when I have had a drink.
If I am just blind drunk, then it's pickled onions every time. If I am really truly pissed, then I have a habit of drinking the juice as well. :gagged:
If however, I am just well oiled and cheery I end up having Weetabix Mini's. No idea why, because I dont really like them and never have them for breakfast. dunno
Quote by jaymar
normally eat cheese and pickels when we had few to many but mostly what ever is about we eat but our main prob is when drunk "ooo lets phone a curry" but we never seem to feel hungary when it arrives.....mind you our dog likes curry so think he happy when we pissed.

lol yeah but I bet you won't be happy in the morning when the curry takes it's toll on your dog - I'd stick to the cheese n pickles Tyne, it's safer rotflmao
ok jaymar thanks for the advice but i tend to leave the doggy mess to shaz ....after all its her dog biggrin :D
Quote by tyneside4fun
normally eat cheese and pickels when we had few to many but mostly what ever is about we eat but our main prob is when drunk "ooo lets phone a curry" but we never seem to feel hungary when it arrives.....mind you our dog likes curry so think he happy when we pissed.

lol yeah but I bet you won't be happy in the morning when the curry takes it's toll on your dog - I'd stick to the cheese n pickles Tyne, it's safer rotflmao
ok jaymar thanks for the advice but i tend to leave the doggy mess to shaz ....after all its her dog biggrin :D
oh and good morning jaymar "happy easter" xxx
I used to have a kebab but these days I dont, maybe because I dont see any of the vans around here any more.
Last night went to mates wedding and was a free bar :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
When we got back to the ouse I thought it would be a good idea to open a bottle of red wine redface not a good idea, had one sip and though uoh bed time, not felt like that in a very long time so I think food would have been a good idea.
Jaymar smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: I want bacon now and I hav'nt got any
Quote by tyneside4fun
normally eat cheese and pickels when we had few to many but mostly what ever is about we eat but our main prob is when drunk "ooo lets phone a curry" but we never seem to feel hungary when it arrives.....mind you our dog likes curry so think he happy when we pissed.

lol yeah but I bet you won't be happy in the morning when the curry takes it's toll on your dog - I'd stick to the cheese n pickles Tyne, it's safer rotflmao
ok jaymar thanks for the advice but i tend to leave the doggy mess to shaz ....after all its her dog biggrin :D
typical stereotypical male! rolleyes bolt
Now go run her a bath, fill her JD glass and make her tea! :lol: