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Alex - GFZ is open!

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
starts the bubbles for alex :P
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thank God (well Dawnie anyway rolleyes )for that!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm parched!
....pours an extra large glass of vino
.... strips off and dips toes in the jacuzzi
mmmmmmmm - wonderful - right - no one disturb me - I'm having a bit of me-time!
Quote by Colts23
starts the bubbles for alex :P

oooooo such service! biggrin
Hey lads, fancy a "girly free" GFZ this weekend? biggrin
Ive got a 56 seater coach outside, beer in the back, hotel rooms booked.
Thats right! ! ! !
Its a jolly boys outing to Blackpool for the weekend :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Pile on, we set off soon. wink
Yippeeeeeeeeee!
us girls have the place to ourselves
Quote by Dino
Hey lads, fancy a "girly free" GFZ this weekend? biggrin
Ive got a 56 seater coach outside, beer in the back, hotel rooms booked.
Thats right! ! ! !
Its a jolly boys outing to Blackpool for the weekend :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Pile on, we set off soon. wink

bugger...................checks quick flight schedule lol :P
alexandra...............C'est toujours une plaisire :P ....a glass of vino verde, or cotes de rhone rose ? :P :lol:
cotes du rhone s'il vous plait, mon cher!
Quote by Alexandra
Yippeeeeeeeeee!
us girls have the place to ourselves

yep, i was thinkin its about time you had the place to yourselves for a few days wink
Hurry up lads, oh ! almost forgot,
Ive booked us all in to a,, well,,, a club that has a nice brass pole in the middle of the stage area too :wink: :wink: :wink:
Mind you fellahs - for those who don't make the coach - the ratio of ladies to men in the GFZ will definitely be in your favour this weekend! You can expect some major attention being lavished on you! wink
Quote by Alexandra
Mind you fellahs - for those who don't make the coach - the ratio of ladies to men in the GFZ will definitely be in your favour this weekend! You can expect some major attention being lavished on you! wink

bugger......no flights,,,stuck here now sad
he he hehe he he
Quote by Colts23
Mind you fellahs - for those who don't make the coach - the ratio of ladies to men in the GFZ will definitely be in your favour this weekend! You can expect some major attention being lavished on you! wink

bugger......no flights,,,stuck here now sad
he he hehe he he
Poor lad! :cry:
Well let me just nip of and get some more wine and beer in for us all.
back soon.
Quote by Dino
Hey lads, fancy a "girly free" GFZ this weekend? biggrin
Ive got a 56 seater Lear Jet outside, beer in the back, hotel rooms booked.
Thats right! ! ! !
Its a jolly boys outing to Guam for the weekend :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Pile on, we set off soon. wink

I'm up for it mate......... :thumbup:
Quote by the_Laird
Hey lads, fancy a "girly free" GFZ this weekend? biggrin
Ive got a 56 seater Lear Jet outside, beer in the back, hotel rooms booked.
Thats right! ! ! !
Its a jolly boys outing to Guam for the weekend :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Pile on, we set off soon. wink

I'm up for it mate......... :thumbup:
YEH !!! MUCH BETTER IDEA :thumbup:
Quote by Dino
Hey lads, fancy a "girly free" GFZ this weekend? biggrin
Ive got a 56 seater Lear Jet outside, beer in the back, hotel rooms booked.
Thats right! ! ! !
Its a jolly boys outing to Guam for the weekend :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Pile on, we set off soon. wink

I'm up for it mate......... :thumbup:
YEH !!! MUCH BETTER IDEA :thumbup:
Should we take some of the girls from here?????
We dont want to spend the weekend with TOO many in-experienced virgins do we dunno
bolt
ooooh if you've got a jet you lot can pick me up :P
I'll provide the booze, fags and petrol as no VAT on them here :P :twisted:
Boys,
Your bus is here
Have a good time...........
:grin:
More wine Alexandra
Peace and the place to ourselves for a bit
Quote by the_Laird
We dont want to spend the weekend with TOO many in-experienced virgins do we dunno
bolt

Yes we do lol :lol: wink
Quote by Colts23
ooooh if you've got a jet you lot can pick me up :P
I'll provide the booze, fags and petrol as no VAT on them here :P :twisted:

Pack a bag Colts, we`ll pick you up :thumbup:
Oh goody, some quality time with the girlies :bounce:
Bye boys wave Have a good time
Ah............a bottle of wine and a straw, just what I need :mrgreen:
Fee
XX
Hurry up lads, the engines overheating and erm,, so am i redface
We either go now or blow up,
Grab yer toothbrush n spare pair of boxers andlets go !! biggrin
well considering my job,,,,,you get the learjet here,,,,,,,,,,,then we'll take the 747 :twisted:
More room :P
and who says size doesn't matter :twisted: lol
I'm leaaaaaaving on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again .,......
Over to you lot now for the backing track :P
OK - back with supplies girls,
Lashings of wine, beer and bubbly.
Chocolate, Strawberries and thick sweet cream!
Now - girls make space on that sofa for me!
WAHOO!!!!!!!
Hop aboard ...Colt pick you up on the way through lol
Quote by Alexandra
OK - back with supplies girls,
Lashings of wine, beer and bubbly.
Chocolate, Strawberries and thick sweet cream!
Now - girls make space on that sofa for me!

Good job Alexandra :thumbup:
Bubbly, strawberries and chocolate......Mmmmmmm I'm in heaven :inlove:
plenty of room on the sofa, in the jacuzzi and in the GIGANTIC four poster beds I've just had delivered :smug: complete with plasma screens and ANY films of your choice :twisted:
Oh yes, we're gonna have a party :happy:
Have fun boys...........sitting in an aeroplane confused
Fee
XX
Quote by MrFC
WAHOO!!!!!!!
Hop aboard ...Colt pick you up on the way through lol

this is great, free beer, topless stewardess`s and great in flight entertainment biggrin :P wink
WooHoo - 4 poster beds eh?
Makes me feel so much at home!
And you do know what those posts can be useful for don't you? :twisted:
Now I am just going to go melt this chocolate and coat the strawberries!
I'll add a little Cointreau to the whipped cream and put a few more bottles on ice (that is, if Ice doesn't object biggrin )
Then - which of you girlies would like a nice massage?
Alex ( in a very relaxed mood) x
Quote by Dino
WAHOO!!!!!!!
Hop aboard ...Colt pick you up on the way through lol

this is great, free beer, topless stewardess`s and great in flight entertainment biggrin :P wink
Sorry
I was partaking of the Mile High Club there with one of said topless stewardesses....have I missed anything Dino??????
:wink:
plenty of room on the sofa, in the jacuzzi and in the GIGANTIC four poster beds I've just had delivered :smug: complete with plasma screens and ANY films of your choice :twisted:
Er! Did I mention I get plane sick redface
Quote by the_Laird
WAHOO!!!!!!!
Hop aboard ...Colt pick you up on the way through lol

this is great, free beer, topless stewardess`s and great in flight entertainment biggrin :P wink
Sorry
I was partaking of the Mile High Club there with one of said topless stewardesses....have I missed anything Dino??????
:wink:
apart from the girl on girl on girl stewardess striptease show,
naah !
ooooooooo Mr F C
Does that mean ypu are going to be staying with us girlies???? :twisted: