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All hands up the birthday girl!

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I can't tell you who it is though, she is shy.
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Kat
Is it... ? "all hands up her" is a bit of a crude way of putting it, but I completely understand wink
Happy birthday!
I re-read the title twice too !
All hands up the birthday girl!

I can only manage 4 fingers - must be a KitKat!
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Happy birthday to a flower of Alba
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Sappho xxx
And from ME!!!!!!!
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:karaoke: Happy Birthday to you..... :karaoke:
Now, when doIget to bite the inside of herthighs? :twisted:
.....by the way, do you know how old she is? She is.........:gagged: :gagged:
Will is gagged by Sappho for his own good (and probably her pleasure too)
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WOW - What a bunch of lovely messages! Getting older is being made easier and easier...
Love you all ...is it time for my first gin yet???
Hugs and snogs all round
x xx xx
Happy birthday Jags!!!!!! :rose:
It's never too early for a gin!! :beer:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAGS XXXXXXXXXXX

Hope you have a brilliant day
Hugs and Kisses
Dawn kiss
Sorry it's late but a very Happy Birthday Jags. Fred is on his way with the Full Monty. You have been warned!!!
Love
Wilma
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Happy Birthday Jags!
Lots of love, Noah xxxx
Have a good one Jags...may your maddest wishes come true (but maybe not all at once :silly: )
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All the best Jags.. big snogs hun... :cheers:
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steve
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Happy birthday Jags - May it be your best year yet!
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:thrilled:
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Happy Birthday Jags :beer: Have a good one.
BenAndEms xxxxxx
DOUBLE WOW!
So many messages, such a lot of snogs, the odd hippo (WTF), and lots of balloons... who says life is a bitch!
Thanks you lot, and for those who phoned and texted and sent flowers, you know who you are you three. It has been a working day but everyone has been so kind to this old wrinkled woman.
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Fred, you'll need to take your hat off this time, just to make it special!!!! lol
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PS - Blue, have a fab time tonight!!
Jags, Happy Birthday hunny! kiss
HAVE A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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Big Hugs,
Alex x x
Quote by Jags
It has been a working day but everyone has been so kind to this old wrinkled woman.

Some of us like the more mature woman you know!
Please forgive foolish omission,
I prostrate myself to your volition,
How could I ever forget to say,
that you should have the finest day !!!

(reprinted by permission of the author - me !)
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So many messages, such a lot of snogs, the odd hippo (WTF),

Oh come on Jags - keep up - Hippo birdie two ewes! lol lol
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Fred, you'll need to take your hat off this time, just to make it special!!!! lol

You mean it's not special already? rolleyes
No pleasing some people is there! :shock:
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No pleasing some people is there!
Oh, I don't know! wink She was presented with a naked Will on Saturday night and she didn't seem to complain too much! :shock:
Happy Birthday Jags. I just wanted an excuse to say it again. :happy:
Oh, I don't know! wink She was presented with a naked Will on Saturday night and she didn't seem to complain too much!

Was too busy laughing to complain!!!
Now that's what I call fab!
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Oh come on Jags - keep up - Hippo birdie two ewes!

Ah... penny drops now - but I have consumed half a bottle of fine wine since I saw that.. OF COURSE it's obvious now lol lol Thanks Steve x xx
You mean it's not special already? rolleyes
Now you know you are my very favourite Fred, Fred! You can make my Bedrock anytime!! lol lol
No pleasing some people is there!
Need to try harder then Fred, only got a B- so far.
God, I love this site. :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Hi Jagsy Babe,
What a wonderful birthday you're having!
Is it possible that it could be made even better in some way? Hmmmm...I wonder what I could do to make it a particularly memorable day for you :twisted: !
Sounds like you guys had a great time on saturday, wish I was there - I love a good laugh! The thought of Will between Jags' thighs...now there's an image to keep you warm on a cold winter's night! Oooooh Jags, I often think of being between your thighs on a cold winter's night :twisted: !
Anyway, you have a good one Girl..two or three if you're up to it - got to go slowly and carefully at your age now!
Take Care Jags and have a Great and Very Special Day...who knows what tomorrow may bring :twisted: !!!
xxx Birthdays are Allgood xxx
Is it possible that it could be made even better in some way? Hmmmm...I wonder what I could do to make it a particularly memorable day for you :twisted

The flowers from my favourite liar helped make my day very memorable!! (He told me last night he wasn't sending flowers!!)
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Sounds like you guys had a great time on saturday, wish I was there - I love a good laugh! The thought of Will between Jags' thighs...now there's an image to keep you warm on a cold winter's night! Oooooh Jags, I often think of being between your thighs on a cold winter's night :twisted: !
No, if you look at the photos it was FRED between my thighs, but he wasn't that good cos I kept my clothes on all time - no way in!
Anyway, you have a good one Girl..two or three if you're up to it - got to go slowly and carefully at your age now!
BIG SLAP!
Take Care Jags and have a Great and Very Special Day...who knows what tomorrow may bring :twisted: !!!
Grief, I hope I know what tomorrow brings me - you on a big motorbike???? Got the new nails, the perfumed body and the black basque all ready, you game???
xxx Birthdays are Allgood xxx
Better be...
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Got the new nails, the perfumed body and the black basque all ready, you game???

Game???? I wrote the rule book! So lets throw the dice and play-on Babeeeeeeeee!
(PS: Perfumed body I can do, nails I'll think about, but there's no way you're getting me in a basque!!!)
By the way, how's your bum for love bites?
xxx Allgood xxx