RESIGNATION
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again.
I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a pavement with rocks.
I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.
I want to lie under a big oak tree and play doctors and nurses with my friends on
a hot summer's day.
I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all I knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, and it didn't bother me, because I didn't know what I didn't know and I didn't care.
All I knew was to be happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me worry or upset.
I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.
I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.
I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.
I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.
So . . . here's my cheque book and my car-keys, my credit card bills and my mobile phone. I am officially resigning from adulthood.
And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause...
......"Tag! You're it."
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All this talk of quitting.... I Resign!!
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Sex God
Angel,
What a wonderful litle encapsulation of childhood. After some of my posts on here this evening I think I've been expelled from adulthood but I don't give a YABOO SUCKS :!:
I think I'd like to go back to the time when adulthood was beckoning but was not in reach. The gradual growth in awareness of the opposite sex produced many magical (sometimes farcical) moments all laced with big squirts of unbalanced hormones.
I hope this allowed in the rejection of adulthood
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What a wonderful litle encapsulation of childhood. After some of my posts on here this evening I think I've been expelled from adulthood but I don't give a YABOO SUCKS :!:
I think I'd like to go back to the time when adulthood was beckoning but was not in reach. The gradual growth in awareness of the opposite sex produced many magical (sometimes farcical) moments all laced with big squirts of unbalanced hormones.
I hope this allowed in the rejection of adulthood
: Sex God
i dont think i will be going back to my childhood...... as i never left it! 
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
i dont think i will be going back to my childhood...... as i never left it!
Excuse me but there are a couple of things I could mention which (quite obviously) prove otherwise :!: :!:
WBB Why aren't you studying
Now I come to think of it, my 8 year old has one too 
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
I'm still deciding what I want to be when I grow up; it's taking a while so I'm refusing to grow up until I've come to a decision.
indeed! so far i've successfully managed to avoid responsible adulthood for 35 years!! so why start now ffs!!
and angelchat ya mean macdonalds ain't a good restaurant???? saying that i always go to burger king anyways!!!
<<< runs round daft hoping someone will play kiss catch with him >>>
neil x x x x
Sex God
Quote by Sappho
I'm still deciding what I want to be when I grow up; it's taking a while so I'm refusing to grow up until I've come to a decision. Suggestions by PM will be gratefully received!
Sappho xxx
I want to be an astronaught. Especially after watching Buzz lightyear.
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......"Tag! You're it."
Damn!
Right, who can I catch?
Ah ha. Got you Neil.
......"Tag! You're it."
Sex God
<<< screams with pre-pubescent hysterical laughter >>>
<<< launches himself after well busty babe, pounces on her, pins her down to the floor, tickles her tummy a bit, but ain't gonna be seen actually kissing her FFS ((( he is in a gang ya know ))) then falls about laffing cos he caught a glimpse of her big blue gym knickers! ((( and finds it stangely arousing ))) >>>
neil x x x x x
<<< launches himself after well busty babe, pounces on her, pins her down to the floor, tickles her tummy a bit, but ain't gonna be seen actually kissing her FFS ((( he is in a gang ya know ))) then falls about laffing cos he caught a glimpse of her big blue gym knickers! ((( and finds it stangely arousing ))) >>>
neil x x x x x
Sex God
Grow up? GROW UP???
Dear God, that's a terrible thought!! :shock:
I tried growing up once. I did lots of terribly responsible things in my twenties that most people don't do until their forties or fifties. Then, in my thirties, I relapsed into childhood again and I am MUCH happier as a result.
Perhaps that is why Sappho and I make such a good couple. Neither of us has any intention of growing up. :grin: We will just put up with the occasional disapproving (though quite indulgent) look from her daughter.
Life is there to be enjoyed. So be responsible and mature when you need to be (work, life changing decisions, deciding which restaurant to go to) but for the rest of the time, stay in touch with your 'inner child'.
Right - who's it?
Will - who is only occasionally allowed out on his own :rude:
Dear God, that's a terrible thought!! :shock:
I tried growing up once. I did lots of terribly responsible things in my twenties that most people don't do until their forties or fifties. Then, in my thirties, I relapsed into childhood again and I am MUCH happier as a result.
Perhaps that is why Sappho and I make such a good couple. Neither of us has any intention of growing up. :grin: We will just put up with the occasional disapproving (though quite indulgent) look from her daughter.
Life is there to be enjoyed. So be responsible and mature when you need to be (work, life changing decisions, deciding which restaurant to go to) but for the rest of the time, stay in touch with your 'inner child'.
Right - who's it?
Will - who is only occasionally allowed out on his own :rude:
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Life is there to be enjoyed. So be responsible and mature when you need to be (work, life changing decisions, deciding which restaurant to go to) but for the rest of the time, stay in touch with your 'inner child'.
:cheers:
Yep. Came home from work yesterday after spending a couple of hours doing OU stuff because work is so slow, on the bus 'cos my car failed it's mot and was greeted by another credit card bill.
Go to the cash machine and it LAUGHS at me (do you know how embarrasing that is), so I thought sod it, dug the expensive mountain bike that I bought when I had money (pre house/relationship) out the shed and cleared off for a couple of hours. Playing on dirt tracks and bombholes, doing wheelies and skids. Came back much more posative. Strange how acting like a kid really cheers you up.
Sex God
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<<< screams with pre-pubescent hysterical laughter >>>
<<< launches himself after well busty babe, pounces on her, pins her down to the floor, tickles her tummy a bit, but ain't gonna be seen actually kissing her FFS ((( he is in a gang ya know ))) then falls about laffing cos he caught a glimpse of her big blue gym knickers! ((( and finds it stangely arousing ))) >>>
neil x x x x x
errrrr can we please not start any rumours that i wear knickers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
