Alternative Olympic Events

28 Apr 2006

Inspired by mike48's the great in Great Britain thread it got me thinking with the 2012 Olympics being held in our homeland I thought we could bring a touch of englishness to the events.
Sugestions so far include....................................
Queing competions:As a nation who loves to que surely we'd be certain of at least one gold medal confused

The not complaining endurance event: Well known for biting our tongue (it's so un British to moan)
Contestants have to dine out and the waiter continually brings the wrong order those that last the longest with out complaint win the medals
Supermarket trolley racing: The scurge of my Saturday mornings these poor handling ankle knockers could be the perfect test of hand to eye coordination.
Extreme brew making: Given only a tea bag and some milk contestants are dropped in the middle of no where with the sole aim of beating their rivals to the finish line by making a steaming mug of earl grey out of only the suplied equipment (surely another gold in the bag)
If you care to add other sugestions to the list I'll forward them to Sir Seb Coe for his perusial :? :? :? lol

28 Apr 2006

Longest Weather conversation?

28 Apr 2006

There has to be an event for the most persistent time waster, I am sure there is someone from the site who could compete

28 Apr 2006

apparently The British invented Dogging
there could be the following competetive fields
Couples....... scored by judges along the same lines of ice skating
Mixed Doubles..... purely a group event.....
Team Events.....internationally competing teams
Open....... in the days of political correctness, all areas of sexuality compete in a Freestyle event

28 Apr 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
The "Finding something thats open on Easter Sunday" event?

That's easy... go to bradford, drove through there christmas day a few years back and there were loads of places open lol

28 Apr 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Longest Weather conversation?

Prehaps run in coordination with the longest "It just doesn't feel christmasy this year conversation" lol

28 Apr 2006

I wonder if farting could be considered ? ( probably wise to make it an outdoor event )

28 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
I wonder if farting could be considered ? ( probably wise to make it an outdoor event )

Coooooooeeeeeeeee Steve Mids, where are you dunno

An event you would come first in :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
innocent

28 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
I wonder if farting could be considered ? ( probably wise to make it an outdoor event )

Im married to a gold medal winner in this sport rolleyes

28 Apr 2006

"Swingers Tri-athlon"
"The Long Spurt"
To name others would get me a ban lol

Phredd_Mids

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Dawn_Mids
An event you would come first in :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

...bet I can think of another!! confused

:?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

28 Apr 2006

How about the "it's a bank holiday weekend, let's see who can make up the flat pack chest of drawers first......"
We'd have to at least get a medal - although we'd be in direct competition with Sweden, they'd bring in a crack team from Ikea...............

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Sgt Bilko
An event you would come first in :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

...bet I can think of another!! confused

:?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fastest shower???? Need to find that link!
This is the one. Be prepared to laugh yourself silly
wink

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Jags
An event you would come first in :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

...bet I can think of another!! confused

:?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fastest shower???? Need to find that link!
This is the one. Be prepared to laugh yourself silly
wink

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Jags
After having the week from hell (literally) I've just sat and reread that thread and I'm crying with laughter again. This was happening just as I joined and I remember it well.
I soooooo needed the stress break ......... passionkiss

Cx

28 Apr 2006

Buying completely useless items at car boot sales
Queueing
Argueing about boundary hedge heights
Driving on the left hand side of the road (we'd only have the Ausies to beat)
Appologising to people who phone the wrong number
Caravaning
H.x

28 Apr 2006

I'm not very sporty rolleyes

but will there be a Perving Event ?????

28 Apr 2006

Synchronised wanking biggrin

Ejaculation high jump, long jump and hop skip and cum. :shock:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by Calista
An event you would come first in :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

...bet I can think of another!! confused

:?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fastest shower???? Need to find that link!
This is the one. Be prepared to laugh yourself silly
wink

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Jags
After having the week from hell (literally) I've just sat and reread that thread and I'm crying with laughter again. This was happening just as I joined and I remember it well.
I soooooo needed the stress break .........
Cx kiss

Ditto and you're more than welcome!! Cheered up this miserable face - that and snogs from Timmy!!
passionkiss

28 Apr 2006

Extreme barebeque lighting: Contestants are given half a box of swan vetas and a bag of bricketes and have 60 seconds to light and then retire to the house before the impending torrential downpour arrives lol

:lol:

28 Apr 2006

Quote by mike48
how about the first to have christmas goods on the shelves in october event
l get me coat

I actually saw a house nearby with Xmas decs up last week ! :shock: I kid you not !!!! And they weren't there the week before ! :shock:

28 Apr 2006

chocolate eating, good one for the ladies ......

29 Apr 2006

Quote by peenut
chocolate eating, good one for the ladies ......

Hey I could win Gold there ! :thumbup:
AND take silver and bronze when PMT strikes :giggle:

29 Apr 2006

Quote by duncanlondon
Synchronised wanking
Ejaculation high jump, long jump and hop skip and cum. :shock:

by the looks of the chtarooms, there are quite a few " cumtestants" in training for that one......... or is it actually an event already not yet recognised by the Olympic Committee.