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I'm looking for a nice way to say that I have my period that both women and men will understand. So far I've come up with:
'got the painters in'
'up on bricks'
'on the blob'
'rag week'
'jam week'
'women's trouble'
None of these are very attractive phrases, I just wondered if anyone out there knew of any others.
Dirtygirly
Sex God
It's that time of the month!
:giggle:
Simple.
Dave__Notts
Sex God
Liverpool/Man Utd/Arsenal playing at home dunno
Dave_Notts
duncanlondon
Sex God
'Bad weathers in me nethers'
'Blood flood'
'My cunt's in a right mess' bolt
Unknown User
aunt Flos visiting
flying the japanese flag
TOTM
psycho bitch from hell week
Unknown User
Just snarle at whom ever. Thats what I get. :scared:
Unknown User
Woman's week is a phrase I always used.
I don't get them anymore :smug:
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
The rivers running red
Painting the town red
Bitch week
I've got re'belly
Unknown User
Not sure if I like any of those.
Others include:
'rag week'
'the curse'
'aunt flo' ( confused )
'crimson tide' - which isn't too bad I suppose.
Not much positivity here though. Considering it's natural, reassures you you're not pregnant, and means you are still (relatively) youthful. I, myself am finding myself praying for a hysterectomy or the menopause, whichever I have the time for first. rolleyes
Unknown User
ahh you wanted something positive that reassured you that you weren't pregnant and that you weren't old enough to be menopausal ??
what about:- 'Wahey !! I am thrilled because I am menstruating at the moment. You may think it is negative but for me it means I am young enough to become pregnant yet old enough to appreciate the benefits of menstruating.' Long winded perhaps but gets the point across. cool
Unknown User
Quote by splendid_
ahh you wanted something positive that reassured you that you weren't pregnant and that you weren't old enough to be menopausal ??
what about:- 'Wahey !! I am thrilled because I am menstruating at the moment. You may think it is negative but for me it means I am young enough to become pregnant yet old enough to appreciate the benefits of menstruating.' Long winded perhaps but gets the point across. cool

Fair trips off the tongue, don't it?
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
ahh you wanted something positive that reassured you that you weren't pregnant and that you weren't old enough to be menopausal ??
what about:- 'Wahey !! I am thrilled because I am menstruating at the moment. You may think it is negative but for me it means I am young enough to become pregnant yet old enough to appreciate the benefits of menstruating.' Long winded perhaps but gets the point across. cool

Fair trips off the tongue, don't it?
ahhh you wanted something succinct? You should have said.
Ummm can you give me a context and I will see what I can do ?
Freckledbird
Sex God
What about 'I'm on my period'? Why pretty it up?
bouncy332
Sex God
Quote by duncanlondon
'Bad weathers in me nethers'
'Blood flood'
'My cunt's in a right mess' bolt

rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
What about 'I'm on my period'? Why pretty it up?

Must be true about us D'arbyshire folk being lazy with language as round these parts we just say "I'm On" lol
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
What about 'I'm on my period'? Why pretty it up?

what about 'whoop, whoop I am on my period'
now THAT covers the positivity element and is also concise.
>splendid leaves - her job here is done< thanks Fb kiss
Unknown User
Quote by splendid_
ahh you wanted something positive that reassured you that you weren't pregnant and that you weren't old enough to be menopausal ??
what about:- 'Wahey !! I am thrilled because I am menstruating at the moment. You may think it is negative but for me it means I am young enough to become pregnant yet old enough to appreciate the benefits of menstruating.' Long winded perhaps but gets the point across. cool

Fair trips off the tongue, don't it?
ahhh you wanted something succinct? You should have said.
Ummm can you give me a context and I will see what I can do ?
Situation 1: At a swinging club (just to socialise) and a rather attractive lady or gentleman asks if you fancy getting a private room?
Situation 2: You've arranged a first-time meet and your period begins unexpectedly that day?
Need I go on?
staffcple
Master of Sex
How about
'Your ok this week, last week I could've stabbed you and got away with it!'
Some particular favourties of mine are;
Up on blocks and,
The no bathing flags flying this week.
Unknown User
Menstruation: it's what panties were made for!
lp
Unknown User
Quote by Theladyisaminx
I just say wrong timing!

Is that obvious enough for most men? lol
staffcple
Master of Sex
Quote by Theladyisaminx
I just say wrong timing!

So polite you are Minx.....Most of the women i have known usually say something along the lines of "Don't even think about it fat bloke"
Go figure eh?
Unknown User
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
ahh you wanted something positive that reassured you that you weren't pregnant and that you weren't old enough to be menopausal ??
what about:- 'Wahey !! I am thrilled because I am menstruating at the moment. You may think it is negative but for me it means I am young enough to become pregnant yet old enough to appreciate the benefits of menstruating.' Long winded perhaps but gets the point across. cool

Fair trips off the tongue, don't it?
ahhh you wanted something succinct? You should have said.
Ummm can you give me a context and I will see what I can do ?
Situation 1: At a swinging club (just to socialise) and a rather attractive lady or gentleman asks if you fancy getting a private room?
Situation 2: You've arranged a first-time meet and your period begins unexpectedly that day?
Need I go on?
situation 1. 'Oh you are both stunning, please can I take as a rain check as whoop whoop I am on my period'
Situation 2, 'can we rearrange as whoop whoop I am on my period?'
Unknown User
Quote by splendid_
ahh you wanted something positive that reassured you that you weren't pregnant and that you weren't old enough to be menopausal ??
what about:- 'Wahey !! I am thrilled because I am menstruating at the moment. You may think it is negative but for me it means I am young enough to become pregnant yet old enough to appreciate the benefits of menstruating.' Long winded perhaps but gets the point across. cool

Fair trips off the tongue, don't it?
ahhh you wanted something succinct? You should have said.
Ummm can you give me a context and I will see what I can do ?
Situation 1: At a swinging club (just to socialise) and a rather attractive lady or gentleman asks if you fancy getting a private room?
Situation 2: You've arranged a first-time meet and your period begins unexpectedly that day?
Need I go on?
situation 1. 'Oh you are both stunning, please can I take as a rain check as whoop whoop I am on my period'
Situation 2, 'can we rearrange as whoop whoop I am on my period?'
Ok ok I'll book my hysterectomy tomorrow rolleyes
Unknown User
My ex used to have a nice way of putting it. She'd simply say.........
FUCK OFF!!!
mad :x
and kick me in the nuts!
Unknown User
Quote by Cubes
My ex used to have a nice way of putting it. She'd simply say.........
FUCK OFF!!!
mad :x
and kick me in the nuts!

she had nuts?
lp
Unknown User
Quote by __random_orbit__
My ex used to have a nice way of putting it. She'd simply say.........
FUCK OFF!!!
mad :x
and kick me in the nuts!

she had nuts?
lp
Now you come to mention it? :shock:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Situation 1: At a swinging club (just to socialise) and a rather attractive lady or gentleman asks if you fancy getting a private room?
Answer: 'sorry, I'm on my period - we're just here to socialise'.
Situation 2: You've arranged a first-time meet and your period begins unexpectedly that day?
Answer:
'sorry to let you down, but my period has just started unexpectedly - can we rearrange?'
Need I go on?
Nope.
Witchy
Sex God
OOH! I've got one!
"Fancy a blow job?"
Do I get a prize? Do I? Do I?
:bounce:
Unknown User
Quote by Witchy
OOH! I've got one!
"Fancy a blow job?"
Do I get a prize? Do I? Do I?
:bounce:

Excellent, the best answer yet lol What do you claim as your prize? :twisted: