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Eagerslut9 has bought himself a bluetooth handsfree kit for his mobile phone......
Is he being a responsible trucker and abiding by the law for not using the phone while driving?? dunno
Oh no............
Apparently, it just makes it easier to w*nk whilst talking on the phone if he has both hands free :shock: :shock: :shock:
I really should have guessed :twisted: :twisted:
Thanks for passing on the idea!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's not against the law to wank when you're on the phone, is it? :undecided:
Actually, it lets me pick both nostrils at once! redface surprisedops:
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bolt
Quote by KcKat

Apparently, it just makes it easier to w*nk whilst talking on the phone if he has both hands free :shock: :shock: :shock:

And it stops you getting lube all over your phone . . . . . . . . . . . .
redface - apparently - surprisedops:
Quote by Eagerslut9
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's not against the law to wank when you're on the phone, is it? :undecided:
Actually, it lets me pick both nostrils at once! redface surprisedops:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
bolt

:shock: :shock: Kind of depends where you are hunni!!!!!!!
Quote by Eagerslut9
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's not against the law to wank when you're on the phone, is it? :undecided:
Actually, it lets me pick both nostrils at once! redface surprisedops:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
bolt

Depends if your driving or not confused
Lindaxxx
I can see the new road signs now..... rolleyes lol
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I can see the new road signs now..... rolleyes lol

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I can see the new road signs now..... rolleyes lol

:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
Quote by KcKat
I can see the new road signs now..... rolleyes lol

it lacks balls
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I can see the new road signs now..... rolleyes lol

it lacks balls
Pssst......It's not a real one :twisted: :twisted:
wish mine was big enough 2 use 2 hands on :cry:
Quote by Eagerslut9
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's not against the law to wank when you're on the phone, is it? :undecided:
Actually, it lets me pick both nostrils at once! redface surprisedops:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
bolt

at the traffic lights i take it.......(makes mental note to look for trucker...chatting on phone, picking both nostrils, at the traffic lights).....damn..thats 90% of truckers.... confused