Am I dirty?

13 Apr 2005

Woohoo, first post I've started, I think. confused

Anyway, I was in tesco earlier in the checkout queue and saw the woman in the queue opposite start expertly peeling a banana before eating it.
On second thoughts, i should retitle this 'Am I sad?'
Anyway, I had to bite my tongue, leaving a rather painful mark in order to stop myself giggling at this. I start to worry if I'm either simple, sad or blessed with a very dirty mind.

13 Apr 2005

banana fetish...worrying

13 Apr 2005

very worrying dunno

13 Apr 2005

I think its just how men are,dont worry you are not alone there are many times in a day when im thinking(am i wired up right)when i turn an innocent situation into something far more exiting.

13 Apr 2005

Quote by SXBOY
banana fetish...worrying

I'm not saying anything more in case I incriminate myself further.
I do however have a very dirty mind, and not had any action in 5 months. So maybe that's a factor

13 Apr 2005

banana straightens as licked ,and seductively drops skin on floor

13 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
[I do however have a very dirty mind, and not had any action in 5 months. So maybe that's a factor

That might explain it..
And what was that woman doing eating a banana before she has even paid for it? That is illegal.. Shhessshh... It's like those women in MArks & Sparks who eat the grapes before they are even weighed.. what is that all about...
Ok, I'll stop now... the control freak in me has come out.. obviously need more sex

13 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Woohoo, first post I've started, I think.
Anyway, I was in tesco earlier in the checkout queue and saw the woman in the queue opposite start expertly peeling a banana before eating it.
On second thoughts, i should retitle this 'Am I sad?'
Anyway, I had to bite my tongue, leaving a rather painful mark in order to stop myself giggling at this. I start to worry if I'm either simple, sad or blessed with a very dirty mind.

Perm any two from three and you will probably get to the answer.....
davej, who simply peels a bannana by pulling the stalk bit at the top and is guessing that he is an expert bannana peeler, based on no more than an assumption that his age means that he has peeled more bannanas than someone younger and is therefore more expert, however this theory is quickly fucked up, because Clyde his pet monkey, can do it equally as well and is only 7 months old The assumption made, has now changed and is now based on hair mass, leading davej to make the assumption that because he doesn't have any hair he is shit at peeling bannanas dunno

...........it's gonna worry me now :undecided:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by davej
davej, who simply peels a bannana by pulling the stalk bit at the top and is guessing that he is an expert bannana peeler, based on no more than an assumption that his age means that he has peeled more bannanas than someone younger and is therefore more expert

You mean like your expertise at taking CDs out of their covers, dave? lol

13 Apr 2005

um... I can peel a bannana with my toes. is that suggestive?

13 Apr 2005

Quote by MikeNorth

davej, who simply peels a bannana by pulling the stalk bit at the top and is guessing that he is an expert bannana peeler, based on no more than an assumption that his age means that he has peeled more bannanas than someone younger and is therefore more expert

You mean like your expertise at taking CDs out of their covers, dave? lol

That was a one off Mike, nobody had ever shown me, anyways opening a C.D. is a very different experiance to opening a bannana. The most likely result in trying to open the bannana in the same way as opening a C.D. cover is well..........a squished bannana, unless you were dead lucky, in which case I don't know if the bannana would actually play in the C.D. player if you stuck it in there. I'm guessing if it did, then it would probably be a sort of soft, mellow, gentle kinda sound.............sort of a Perry Como of the fruit world.

13 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
um... I can peel a bannana with my toes. is that suggestive?

Suggest to me.... don't invite me round for a banana trifle .....
ps. though it'd be hilarious to watch....
(peeling a banana with your toes that is, not hilarious to watch a trifle.... )

13 Apr 2005

Quote by ockysweeties
um... I can peel a bannana with my toes. is that suggestive?

Dunno, but I can only tell if I see it in the flesh, both the banana and your toes biggrin

And she had bought it Maia, not that I would have cared either way lol

13 Apr 2005

Speaking of taking ordinary things in a decidedly perverted light - do you remember the TV advert for that breakfast cereal...<thinks>... (aha finally remembered I think) Sugar Puffs - an older ad, where the puffed rice has a "jacket" of honey on with a zip. It then zips open from the top down with the kernel inside...
That action always seemed very phallic and erotic to me. It just made me think about sex. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a fetish for the cereal or anything.

13 Apr 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Woohoo, first post I've started, I think.
Anyway, I was in tesco earlier in the checkout queue and saw the woman in the queue opposite start expertly peeling a banana before eating it.
Anyway, I had to bite my tongue, leaving a rather painful mark in order to stop myself giggling at this. I start to worry if I'm either simple, sad or blessed with a very dirty mind.

You are blessed with a dirty mind that longs to clean itself. Bananas are one of the few fruit (as anyone who has travelled in India knows) that are always pristine and untouched by human hand. Personally, I always unroll my foreskin before offering it to anyone and suggest you do the same with bananas.
:taz:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by edinbughchris
You are blessed with a dirty mind that longs to clean itself. :

You got the first part of that sentence right, unfortunately the rest was way off :twisted:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by davej
I don't know if the bannana would actually play in the C.D. player if you stuck it in there. I'm guessing if it did, then it would probably be a sort of soft, mellow, gentle kinda sound.............sort of a Perry Como of the fruit world.

Just like Donovan's "Mellow Yellow", which, I believe, was about smoking dried banana skins. On the other hand it might sound like Bananarama lol