For example:
'Throbbing love hole' :shock: Eeeeuugh - not a turn on.
'Creamy pussy' :scared: Seriously, that's got to be a worry...
'My meat'

Any other phrases you dislike reading or find vomit/chuckle inducing when reading erotic fiction?
Quote by Ms_Whips
well i don't mind 'creamy pussy' after all that's exactly what happens to mine when i'm turned on. the texture changes from just wet to very creamy in feel. is that just me then?
Quote by redpantherman
Amateur Erotica: Phrases to Positively Embrace!
Both my fb's just love to hear me gob of all the nasty, cheesy, filthy, corny call it whatever you will, lines when in the throes of passionate liaisons...
you name it... anything goes! :bounce:
I don't know if they read those literary phrases elsewhere, but I sure know they cant get enough o hearing them! :twisted:
Not quite sure how I'm gonna use/get away with the 'mancunt' one tho!
Quote by Cubes
I find literary erotica often seems to inhertit the same preconceptions as visual porn - that it needs to be graphic to be erotic. Horses for courses I guess, but it's not what I look for in porn or in erotic literature.
For exampe, why does the porn industry insist that pleasure can only be achieved by sequentially having oral sex -> vaginal sex -> anal sex -> pulling out and ejaculating on face/back/breasts* ? I must be doing something very wrong! :shock:
Quote by noladreams
Amateur Erotica: Phrases to Positively Embrace!
Both my fb's just love to hear me gob of all the nasty, cheesy, filthy, corny call it whatever you will, lines when in the throes of passionate liaisons...
you name it... anything goes! :bounce:
I don't know if they read those literary phrases elsewhere, but I sure know they cant get enough o hearing them! :twisted:
Not quite sure how I'm gonna use/get away with the 'mancunt' one tho!
Quote by redpantherman
Amateur Erotica: Phrases to Positively Embrace!
Both my fb's just love to hear me gob of all the nasty, cheesy, filthy, corny call it whatever you will, lines when in the throes of passionate liaisons...
you name it... anything goes! :bounce:
I don't know if they read those literary phrases elsewhere, but I sure know they cant get enough o hearing them! :twisted:
Not quite sure how I'm gonna use/get away with the 'mancunt' one tho!
Quote by Res
However somewhat worse is the flowery imagery that some use. "I vigorously thrust my heaving stallion-esque member inside her furry sausage pocket and lo, enrapture did follow and much smiling was begat with the gentle scent of lillies and tiny pixies floating above her as the orgasm swept over her like waves onto a previously deserted beach, that didn't even have a few sandcastles and an errant dog-turd to keep it company..."
Quote by mancunian
A phrase I haven't heard for a long time, thank goodness is an expression of deep penetration;
'Up to my nuts in guts'
I have visions of a bloke wading through offal. Just Gross!