An A&amp;E Story.....

2 Nov 2004

Got a friend staying with us at the moment who works in A&E. He came home with a funny but rather sad story yesterday confused

Some young guy came into A&E complaining about something pink coming out of the end of his willy confused

Well the guy was only 18, apparently hadnt had a dad around for a longggggggggggg time and obviously hadnt had any sex ed or hygiene lessons from his mother. He said that he had been with his girlfriend and things had got heavy and that this was only the second time he had had sex. My friend was perplexed, but after chatting for a while, discovered that the guy had in fact discovered his helmet!! :shock:
We had a bloody good laugh cos we thought it was very funny that this guy had had the time to weave braids into his hair in an intricate pattern, but had never played with his cock!! rolleyes

But we also thought poor sod, talk about sheltered life! confused

:wanker:

2 Nov 2004

Awww bless him....what a funny and interesting story....bless his cotton socks...but wtf does he spend all his time doing dunno

2 Nov 2004

What's a helmet? confused

2 Nov 2004

Is this really a true story or one of those urban myth type things?!
Wow. My parents didn't give me any kind of sex info, etc, I kinda figured it all out for myself. Actually, no, that's not true. By the time my poor old mum had plucked up the courage to bring the subject up with me I already knew it. This was way before I was 18.

2 Nov 2004

Awwwwwww thats a wee shame! lol

2 Nov 2004

Quote by Lazeeboy
What's a helmet?

Hard thing that motorcyclists keep their gloves in lol

3 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
Is this really a true story or one of those urban myth type things?!

No this is absolutely true, direct from my friend, to me, to you!

3 Nov 2004

Quote by GenHertsCpl
No this is absolutely true, direct from my friend, to me, to you!

I've known some sheltered people in my time, but I don't think I've known anyone quite that sheltered!
There is no way you can get to 18 without discovering your helmet!
:shock:

3 Nov 2004

Im with zootle Ive long felt this helmet thing to be an urban myth redface

3 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
I've known some sheltered people in my time, but I don't think I've known anyone quite that sheltered!
There is no way you can get to 18 without discovering your helmet!
:shock:

You have obviously never worked in an A&E department then!!! Some of the things my friend has told me, makes some of these dramas/comedies on TV look pretty mundane :shock: