Sorry if I seem to be in a particularly sarcastic mood today - it's because I am.
Some days one just cannot tolerate fools, and I guess this is one of those days for me.
So if I seem to have lost my sense of humour (however strange it may be) that's the reason why.
For anyone else having a crap day - feel free to rant, moan, scream or whatever in here.
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An apology .........
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Sorry if I seem to be in a particularly sarcastic mood today - it's because I am.
Some days one just cannot tolerate fools, and I guess this is one of those days for me.
So if I seem to have lost my sense of humour (however strange it may be) that's the reason why.
For anyone else having a crap day - feel free to rant, moan, scream or whatever in here.
Hey, thats totally ok, having a crappy day as well so was good to vent some steam even though if at the expense of a ann summers sales rep 2 star hotel frequenter with a indoor/outdoor sex fetish - (not that there is anything wrong with the latter part)
:thumbup: 
Sex God
you know what, its so good you didn't post this one yesterday or the couple of days before it cos I'd have gone to town on things.
I'm so sick of people manipulating, being underhand, sneekiness, half truths and bending others to their will when it ends up hurting other people so much and they dont even give a flying fuck, cos theyre ok... stuff everyone else.
Yesterday I would have exploded, today I'm too tired to even rant. I'm worn down with things and have taken great merriment in sharing your sarcasm today Marriedmale.
Afterall, sarcasm is angers ugly friend!
Yeh, ok I watch too many rom-coms! :lol:
Bite me! :D
Gem. x
I'm so sick of people manipulating, being underhand, sneekiness, half truths and bending others to their will when it ends up hurting other people so much and they dont even give a flying fuck, cos theyre ok... stuff everyone else.
Yesterday I would have exploded, today I'm too tired to even rant. I'm worn down with things and have taken great merriment in sharing your sarcasm today Marriedmale.
Afterall, sarcasm is angers ugly friend!
Yeh, ok I watch too many rom-coms! :lol:
Bite me! :D Gem. x 
Sex God
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it happens.....you have an off day.....not saying your in a bad mood just feeling a little wicked......it happens to me all the time....but i have calmed down lately.....haven't been told off by Little Gem for ages!
Cos I have custody of your troll stickk and have decided you've not been a good enough boy to have it back yet!
Oh go on then... just the one to remind you what it feels like
Happy now?!? :roll:
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you know what, its so good you didn't post this one yesterday or the couple of days before it cos I'd have gone to town on things.
I'm so sick of people manipulating, being underhand, sneekiness, half truths and bending others to their will when it ends up hurting other people so much and they dont even give a flying fuck, cos theyre ok... stuff everyone else.
you too Gem? blimey girl, here, come share my stash of (very good quality I'll have you know) console-yaself-chocolate & wine and we can bitch about it together! :twisted:
Sex God
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you know what, its so good you didn't post this one yesterday or the couple of days before it cos I'd have gone to town on things.
I'm so sick of people manipulating, being underhand, sneekiness, half truths and bending others to their will when it ends up hurting other people so much and they dont even give a flying fuck, cos theyre ok... stuff everyone else.
you too Gem? blimey girl, here, come share my stash of (very good quality I'll have you know) console-yaself-chocolate & wine and we can bitch about it together! :twisted:
Darkfire... I think I love you! :inlove:
ok, corkscrew in hand and an extra bottle or two or three or four
..... girlie night in! :bounce: 
Sex God
Quote by little gem
you know what, its so good you didn't post this one yesterday or the couple of days before it cos I'd have gone to town on things.
I'm so sick of people manipulating, being underhand, sneekiness, half truths and bending others to their will when it ends up hurting other people so much and they dont even give a flying fuck, cos theyre ok... stuff everyone else.
you too Gem? blimey girl, here, come share my stash of (very good quality I'll have you know) console-yaself-chocolate & wine and we can bitch about it together! :twisted:
Darkfire... I think I love you! :inlove:
ok, corkscrew in hand and an extra bottle or two or three or four
..... girlie night in! :bounce:<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< volunteers for position of "Fly On Wall" :twisted:
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Darkfire... I think I love you! :inlove:
ok, corkscrew in hand and an extra bottle or two or three or four
Me too me too me too!
Not that I'm particularly angry at the moment. Just that a night in with Gem and Dark, wine and chocolate sounds like my idea of heaven :inlove:
Sex God
Errrr!!!! and me please, I'm a lady, Honest 
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Darkfire... I think I love you! :inlove:
ok, corkscrew in hand and an extra bottle or two or three or four
Me too me too me too!
Not that I'm particularly angry at the moment. Just that a night in with Gem and Dark, wine and chocolate sounds like my idea of heaven :inlove:
awww bollox i'm too far away :cry:
Sex God
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Darkfire... I think I love you! :inlove:
ok, corkscrew in hand and an extra bottle or two or three or four
Me too me too me too!
Not that I'm particularly angry at the moment. Just that a night in with Gem and Dark, wine and chocolate sounds like my idea of heaven :inlove:
awww bollox i'm too far away :cry:
Ahhh, you're far away. i thought you were just really small :doh:
ops: Quote by meat2pleaseu
Darkfire... I think I love you! :inlove:
ok, corkscrew in hand and an extra bottle or two or three or four
Me too me too me too!
Not that I'm particularly angry at the moment. Just that a night in with Gem and Dark, wine and chocolate sounds like my idea of heaven :inlove:
awww bollox i'm too far away :cry:
Ahhh, you're far away. i thought you were just really small :doh:
ops:only in height meaty, only in height :twisted:
Sex God
unfortunately I too live too far away to ahve a girlie night in with any of you lovely ladies whove posted above me 
So if meaty wants to gate crash a girlie night as a girl... hmmmmm..... :idea:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So if meaty wants to gate crash a girlie night as a girl... hmmmmm..... :idea:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Any room for me
Warming the Bed
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Darkfire... I think I love you! :inlove:
ok, corkscrew in hand and an extra bottle or two or three or four
Me too me too me too!
Not that I'm particularly angry at the moment. Just that a night in with Gem and Dark, wine and chocolate sounds like my idea of heaven :inlove:
awww bollox i'm too far away :cry:
I'm just feeling to far away. Sh***t now I'm angry!!!!
:taz:
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Errrr!!!! and me please, I'm a lady, Honest
You do know I'll expect you to prove this to me next time we meet don't you?
Right down to the waxed legs and frilly pantaloons
:lol: :lol: Jas
XXX
Pantaloons ?
Oh..... not commando anymore then ?
Not good enough for you unless I'm wearing pantaloons now ?
You're never happy ....
(just kidding)
Sex God
Quote by Jas-Tim
Errrr!!!! and me please, I'm a lady, Honest
You do know I'll expect you to prove this to me next time we meet don't you?
Right down to the waxed legs and frilly pantaloons
:lol: :lol: Jas
XXX
waxed legs
had one strip done by friends who thought 'it would be funny' aaaarrrrgggghhh!!!!!! so im now an all natural lady (and i don't wear pants :rascal: )Quote by littlegem
unfortunately I too live too far away to ahve a girlie night in with any of you lovely ladies whove posted above me
So if meaty wants to gate crash a girlie night as a girl... hmmmmm.....
i'm starting to think you're flirting with me
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
unfortunately I too live too far away to ahve a girlie night in with any of you lovely ladies whove posted above me
So if meaty wants to gate crash a girlie night as a girl... hmmmmm.....
i'm starting to think you're flirting with me
I'm starting to think youre stalking me! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by little gem
unfortunately I too live too far away to ahve a girlie night in with any of you lovely ladies whove posted above me
So if meaty wants to gate crash a girlie night as a girl... hmmmmm.....
i'm starting to think you're flirting with me
I'm starting to think youre stalking me! :shock:
just enjoying the view :rascal:
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For anyone else having a crap day - feel free to rant, moan, scream or whatever in here.
You have no idea what a fucking crap day feels like yet!
I assure you your crap day is barely a nugget of greyish-white poodle poo in the grand scheme of crap days. When you have had a the experience of a great steaming elephant turd being the last dropping on your personal mountain of poo, then you can moan about having a crap day!
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For anyone else having a crap day - feel free to rant, moan, scream or whatever in here.
You have no idea what a fucking crap day feels like yet!
I assure you your crap day is barely a nugget of greyish-white poodle poo in the grand scheme of crap days. When you have had a the experience of a great steaming elephant turd being the last dropping on your personal mountain of poo, then you can moan about having a crap day!
Oh but I do (or at least I think I do)
Maybe I have a lower 'crap tolerance' than others, but relatively speaking, it has been pretty crap - off the scale on a personal level.
They say shit happens, yeah, true, but it doesn't make you feel any better when the shit is happening to you though does it ? Maybe tomorrow will look different, maybe it won't, either way, it's good to have a 'distraction' like this sometimes.
If your day is shit too, I hope it gets better !
Quote by marriedmale
For anyone else having a crap day - feel free to rant, moan, scream or whatever in here.
You have no idea what a fucking crap day feels like yet!
I assure you your crap day is barely a nugget of greyish-white poodle poo in the grand scheme of crap days. When you have had a the experience of a great steaming elephant turd being the last dropping on your personal mountain of poo, then you can moan about having a crap day!
Oh but I do (or at least I think I do)
Maybe I have a lower 'crap tolerance' than others, but relatively speaking, it has been pretty crap - off the scale on a personal level.
They say shit happens, yeah, true, but it doesn't make you feel any better when the shit is happening to you though does it ? Maybe tomorrow will look different, maybe it won't, either way, it's good to have a 'distraction' like this sometimes.
If your day is shit too, I hope it gets better !
if only it was just days
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you know what, its so good you didn't post this one yesterday or the couple of days before it cos I'd have gone to town on things.
I'm so sick of people manipulating, being underhand, sneekiness, half truths and bending others to their will when it ends up hurting other people so much and they dont even give a flying fuck, cos theyre ok... stuff everyone else.
you too Gem? blimey girl, here, come share my stash of (very good quality I'll have you know) console-yaself-chocolate & wine and we can bitch about it together! :twisted:
Darkfire... I think I love you! :inlove:
ok, corkscrew in hand and an extra bottle or two or three or four
..... girlie night in! :bounce:Room for another????
