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:lol:Jules (Samuel L Jackson) in Pulp Fiction, a film jam packed full of classic lines!
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
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Nearly every film ever made since the 60's
Nearly every film ever made since the 60's
Sex God
"No matter where you go...
...there you are."
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
...there you are."
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
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Jules (Samuel L Jackson) in Pulp Fiction, a film jam packed full of classic lines!
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
Absolute classic....well done
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A special favourite movie quote of mine:
"I can't see you but I know you're here, I can feel it. I wish I could see your face, because there are so many things I want to tell you....'cause I'm a friend....companiero."
From "Wings Of Desire" , spoken by Peter Falk to the angel.
Mike.
"I can't see you but I know you're here, I can feel it. I wish I could see your face, because there are so many things I want to tell you....'cause I'm a friend....companiero."
From "Wings Of Desire" , spoken by Peter Falk to the angel.
Mike.
You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges.
Addams Family Values
or
<waking up in bed> She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. <grins> I was used! Cool!
American Pie
or
I'm sexy. I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm pitchin', great hair, the guys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot I'm everything your not, I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school. Who am I, just guess, guys wanna touch my chest, I'm rockin', I smile and many think I'm vile. I'm flyin', I jump, you can look but don't you hump. Woa! I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore. We cheer and we lead and we act like we're on speed. Hate us 'coz we're beautiful, but we don't like you either. We're cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!
Bring It On
Addams Family Values
or
<waking up in bed> She's gone! Oh my God! She used me. I was used. <grins> I was used! Cool!
American Pie
or
I'm sexy. I'm cute, I'm popular to boot. I'm pitchin', great hair, the guys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot I'm everything your not, I'm pretty, I'm cool, I dominate this school. Who am I, just guess, guys wanna touch my chest, I'm rockin', I smile and many think I'm vile. I'm flyin', I jump, you can look but don't you hump. Woa! I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a whore. We cheer and we lead and we act like we're on speed. Hate us 'coz we're beautiful, but we don't like you either. We're cheerleaders, we are cheerleaders!
Bring It On
" but what have the romans ever done for us"
or
"I Have a very good fr-iend in rome called biggus dickus"
or
"hes not the messi,ah so piss off! hes a very naughty boy"
or
"you don,t frighten us ,english pigdog,
go boil your bottom son of a silly person.
I blow my nose on you so called arthur king,
you and your silly english k...niggits
I don,t want to talkto you no more,
you empty-headed animal food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction.
your mother was a hamster and your farther smelled of elderberries"
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Think the funniest i saw was
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Quote by JandPUK
"We've gone on holiday by mistake!"
"My thumbs have gone wierd"
"The fucker will rue the day!"
"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now."
"How do we make it die?"
All from "Withnail and I", which is surely the most quotable film in history!
P.
Sheer class. I adore Richard E Grant. I think he's so sexy (NO, I don't know why, either) That movie should be compulsarily shown at least once a year.
A rich vein this. A few of my personl fvourites:
'I aint a real cowboy but I sure am one hell of a stud'
(Midnight Cowboy-wonderful film).
I've distilled everything to one simple principle : win or die!
- Dangerous Liaisons -
It's an odd thing.
Every man who wages war believes God is on his side.
I'll warrant God should often wonder who is on his.
- Cromwell -
Marriage is like the Middle East.
There's no solution.
- Shirley Valentine
The answer to 99 out of 100 problems is... money.
- Vanilla Sky -
A heart is not measured by how much it loves, but how much it is loved in return.
- The Wizard of Oz -
Hey, don't knock masturbation!
It's sex with someone I love.
- Annie Hall -
Every man dies, but not every man really lives.
- Braveheart -
'I aint a real cowboy but I sure am one hell of a stud'
(Midnight Cowboy-wonderful film).
I've distilled everything to one simple principle : win or die!
- Dangerous Liaisons -
It's an odd thing.
Every man who wages war believes God is on his side.
I'll warrant God should often wonder who is on his.
- Cromwell -
Marriage is like the Middle East.
There's no solution.
- Shirley Valentine
The answer to 99 out of 100 problems is... money.
- Vanilla Sky -
A heart is not measured by how much it loves, but how much it is loved in return.
- The Wizard of Oz -
Hey, don't knock masturbation!
It's sex with someone I love.
- Annie Hall -
Every man dies, but not every man really lives.
- Braveheart -