Quote by H-x
I'v never managed to perfect the efective sidle either. I usually end up sitting on the end from where I can make a hasty retreat. The only solution to this problem is to only eating in restaurants with round tables. Either that or wait till the meals are served before leaving the table.
H.x
When I sit at round tables I always end up with an empty seat next to me. Maybe a new anti-persperant is in order