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An idiots guide to the chatroom
Quote by getcarter
(hey, would Royal Mail employ a stupid Postman!!)
:P Oh yes they do
We get many letters not addressed to us ffs
Our house number is 2 (plain enough we think) but seems to hard to comprehend to some of them down this way 
Gawd we have even had post thats not even in the same town :?:
So do you still want an answer to that ??? :P
Quote by getcarter
(hey, would Royal Mail employ a stupid Postman!!)
:doh: Now you've done it. You really shouldn't have asked that question... :mrgreen:
But yes, they would hire stupid posties. Saves them having to spend money training them.
(Not that I'm saying you're one of them, you understand...)
Sex God
Quote by getcarter
hey, would Royal Mail employ a stupid Postman!!
Apparently, yes they would. Talk about leaving yourself wide open! Have you tried searching to see if you can find one of the many 'Help I can't get in the chatroom' posts? Maybe there's something on one of them that might help you?
Well.. Our postman is a very nice man.
Don't know about the chatrooms don't use them. The Irony is that if you were in the chatrooms maybe somebody could talk you through it. Perhaps someone would be kind enough to let you phone them to talk you through it. Not me though.... because i'm not kind enough.
Don't know about the chatrooms don't use them. The Irony is that if you were in the chatrooms maybe somebody could talk you through it. Perhaps someone would be kind enough to let you phone them to talk you through it. Not me though.... because i'm not kind enough.
Quote by Sexysteph
It might help if you actually tell us what is showing on screen when you dont get in and whether you are using Java or Mirc.
Try downloading the latest Java updates and then try again but instead of connecting to the main chatroom click on the drop down menu and enter #shhelp. There will most likely be a chatroom op in there who can help you register your nickname and then you will be able to get in the main chatroom.
If you are using Mirc make sure you have the spoffle server added and then again type /join #shhelp and the ops will help you register
Hope this helps
Steph
Steph... you answered his query without mentioning post-persons once!
Get back in your corner... NOW!!
Would Royal Mail employ a stupid postman... hmmm....what was the question again?
I'm in the chatroom and you aint.... nerr nerr de nerr nerr...
Would offer some advice, just keep plugging away, eventually you'll get in... then remember how you did it, unlke me, who then couldn't get back in...cos I'm stupid...
Am I underneath Vix again.... oooooh!
I'm in the chatroom and you aint.... nerr nerr de nerr nerr...
Would offer some advice, just keep plugging away, eventually you'll get in... then remember how you did it, unlke me, who then couldn't get back in...cos I'm stupid...
Am I underneath Vix again.... oooooh!
) But they hired many a twat and still do. 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:Right as I’ve not 5 minutes to spare, I’ll have ago at explaining it ( this is off memory so if its wrong I say sorry in advance)
Step 1 – loading the chat room
To load the chat room firstly you need java, if you haven got this driver, the chat room will not load.
If you have got java you will see a message box asking you to accept, click on yes and the java chatroom interface will load.
Step 2 – choosing your nick name
Nick names must follow the following criteria
MUST
:arrow: Be in lower case
:arrow: Longer than 2 letters
MUST NOT
:arrow: Contain spaces
:arrow: Start with a symbol (eg, / * - ^ ;)
:arrow: Contain the words “boy†or “girlâ€
:arrow: Have the word “guest†at the beginning
There may be more but I cant remember them off hand.
Step 3 – registering you Nick name
Once you have chosen your required nick name click on connect, making sure you leave the password section blank.
You will see a lot of text scroll upwards, this is the chat room logging into the server. If your nickname is already register it will ask for a password, in which case you will need to think of another one (unless you are the holder of the password!)
If the password is not registered you will see the following command
*** #SwingingHeaven You need a registered nick to join that channel.
in the text box type in
type in the following into the textbox
/ns register <password> <emailadress>
Replace <password> with the one you want to use, and replace <email> with the one you want the activation code sent to.
You will get the following command saying that you have been sent an email
--NickServ-- A passcode has been sent to , please type /msg
NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
If you are using or , you may need to look in the junk folder to find it. Make a note of the activation code. And type the following into the text box
/ns confirm activationcode
replace activationcode with the one from the emial address. You will get a message back saying it has been confirmed.
Step 4 – chatting
Now that you have set everything up all you need to do is read the rules, then type the following command /join #swingingheaven. Next time you log in to chat all you need to do is enter your username and password, and you should be logged in automatically
i hope this helps!
Jiggle
Step 1 – loading the chat room
To load the chat room firstly you need java, if you haven got this driver, the chat room will not load.
If you have got java you will see a message box asking you to accept, click on yes and the java chatroom interface will load.
Step 2 – choosing your nick name
Nick names must follow the following criteria
MUST
:arrow: Be in lower case
:arrow: Longer than 2 letters
MUST NOT
:arrow: Contain spaces
:arrow: Start with a symbol (eg, / * - ^ ;)
:arrow: Contain the words “boy†or “girlâ€
:arrow: Have the word “guest†at the beginning
There may be more but I cant remember them off hand.
Step 3 – registering you Nick name
Once you have chosen your required nick name click on connect, making sure you leave the password section blank.
You will see a lot of text scroll upwards, this is the chat room logging into the server. If your nickname is already register it will ask for a password, in which case you will need to think of another one (unless you are the holder of the password!
)If the password is not registered you will see the following command
*** #SwingingHeaven You need a registered nick to join that channel.
in the text box type in
type in the following into the textbox
/ns register <password> <emailadress>
Replace <password> with the one you want to use, and replace <email> with the one you want the activation code sent to.
You will get the following command saying that you have been sent an email
--NickServ-- A passcode has been sent to , please type /msg
NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
If you are using or , you may need to look in the junk folder to find it. Make a note of the activation code. And type the following into the text box
/ns confirm activationcode
replace activationcode with the one from the emial address. You will get a message back saying it has been confirmed.
Step 4 – chatting
Now that you have set everything up all you need to do is read the rules, then type the following command /join #swingingheaven. Next time you log in to chat all you need to do is enter your username and password, and you should be logged in automatically
i hope this helps!
Jiggle
Quote by Jiggle
Right as I’ve not 5 minutes to spare, I’ll have ago at explaining it ( this is off memory so if its wrong I say sorry in advance)
Step 1 – loading the chat room
To load the chat room firstly you need java, if you haven got this driver, the chat room will not load.
If you have got java you will see a message box asking you to accept, click on yes and the java chatroom interface will load.
Step 2 – choosing your nick name
Nick names must follow the following criteria
MUST
:arrow: Be in lower case
:arrow: Longer than 2 letters
MUST NOT
:arrow: Contain spaces
:arrow: Start with a symbol (eg, / * - ^ ;)
:arrow: Contain the words “boy†or “girlâ€
:arrow: Have the word “guest†at the beginning
There may be more but I cant remember them off hand.
Step 3 – registering you Nick name
Once you have chosen your required nick name click on connect, making sure you leave the password section blank.
You will see a lot of text scroll upwards, this is the chat room logging into the server. If your nickname is already register it will ask for a password, in which case you will need to think of another one (unless you are the holder of the password!
If the password is not registered you will see the following command
*** #SwingingHeaven You need a registered nick to join that channel.
in the text box type in
type in the following into the textbox
/ns register <password> <emailadress>
Replace <password> with the one you want to use, and replace <email> with the one you want the activation code sent to.
You will get the following command saying that you have been sent an email
--NickServ-- A passcode has been sent to , please type /msg
NickServ confirm <passcode> to complete registration
If you are using or , you may need to look in the junk folder to find it. Make a note of the activation code. And type the following into the text box
/ns confirm activationcode
replace activationcode with the one from the emial address. You will get a message back saying it has been confirmed.
Step 4 – chatting
Now that you have set everything up all you need to do is read the rules, then type the following command /join #swingingheaven . Next time you log in to chat all you need to do is enter your username and password, and you should be logged in automatically
i hope this helps!
Jiggle
Bloody Hell Jigs :eeek:
So much typing and so little spelling mistakes. Who the hell is typing for Jiggle???
Dawn