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Well,
After a year of searching, placing ads and so on, I am still no further in my quest to find a lady with a Strap On to take my "virginity" so to speak.hump
Conclusion.
It's an impossible task!!!
I thought it was the fantasy of many women to fuck a bloke with a strap on? dunno
How wrong was I !!!!
Is it time that I started a new quest?
Bell !!
:bounce:
Unless I have missed something, your location in your profile / adverts / nearest city, may be of help, as currently no one has any idea where in the country you are, and the ladies who may be up for such a thing have no idea what so ever over how far they many have to travel.
Quote by Sarah
Unless I have missed something, your location in your profile / adverts / nearest city, may be of help, as currently no one has any idea where in the country you are, and the ladies who may be up for such a thing have no idea what so ever over how far they many have to travel.

about 9 inches can sometime be achieved with experience.... :lol2:
bolt
I am sorry to hear that bell,I admit that I am surprised by your conclusion. At least half the women swingers I know have strap onned a fella or hold ambitions to do so.
So I would conclude that Sarah is on the right track.
The more people you meet, the more likely you will meet somebody who wants to play with you.
The best way to meet people is to get yourself to munches socials and clubs.
Good luck and if you ever get yourself to north wales bring your strap on and send minx a mail.
If it is that much of a deal then why don't you pay for it.
The reality is that no one is going to pay the fuel to come and see you - and the price of the fuel for you to go and see them could be cheaper than the cost of paying a professional.
The whole subject of "why not just hire a hooker" probably deserves a thread all of its own.
Quote by Ben_Minx
The whole subject of "why not just hire a hooker" probably deserves a thread all of its own.

I would never hire a hooker ..... you'd have to jump ffs!!
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
The whole subject of "why not just hire a hooker" probably deserves a thread all of its own.

I would never hire a hooker ..... you'd have to jump ffs!!
Thought Ben had drifted off into the realms of rugger then with all this talk of hookers?
dunno
Quote by SinSi
The whole subject of "why not just hire a hooker" probably deserves a thread all of its own.

I would never hire a hooker ..... you'd have to jump ffs!!
Thought Ben had drifted off into the realms of rugger then with all this talk of hookers?
dunno
lol
He's from Wales so he probably has
:doh:
bolt
Just for the rugby fans:
Nid wy'n gofyn bywyd moethus,
Aur y byd na'I berlau mân:
Gofyn wyf am galon hapus,
Calon onest, calon lân.
(CHORUS:
Calon lân yn llawn daioni,
Tecach yw na'r lili dlos:
Dim ond calon lân all ganu
Canu'r dydd a chanu'r nos.)
Pe dymunwn olud bydol,
Hedyn buan ganddo sydd;
Golud calon lân, rinweddol,
Yn dwyn bythol elw fydd.
CHORUS
Hwyr a bore fy nymuniad
Gwyd I'r nef ar adain cân
Ar I Dduw, er mwyn fy Ngheidwad,
Roddi I mi galon lân.
CHORUS
Just had to google that Ben for the translation. How on earth do Welsh people learn how to pronounce that lot? I understand the principle of learning a language, obviously, but still. 28 letter, 7 vowels, it's a bonkers language so it is, before you even start on the mutations?
N x x x ;)
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Just had to google that Ben for the translation. How on earth do Welsh people learn how to pronounce that lot? I understand the principle of learning a language, obviously, but still. 28 letter, 7 vowels, it's a bonkers language so it is, before you even start on the mutations?
N x x x ;)

Thats proper British for ya Neil wink
Dave_Notts
I got a spare keyboard you can have Ben, yours appears to be broken :rude:
Had a fling with a welsh girl about 10 years ago, she sounded so sexy, especially when she talked dirty to me in welsh - met her again earlier this year and she had a broader Preston accent than me, I was so disappointed :sad:
lol
I come from a line of Gaelic speakers Dave and find that a bonkers language too. Thank God for the Normans and and the Church and their Latin grammar, that's all I have to say. Loads easier and thoroughly logical is Latin.
Anyways, enough of the hijack. Bell, this is only a suggestion, but in my experience a real cock is infinitely preferable to a strap-on. Not to say a strap-on ain't pleasurable in its own right, cos it is, and the male-female sub-dom role reversal is very interesting on a mental level. Kinda surprised you've struggled to find someone so far, cos I know what a turn on it can be for the girlies that way inclined.
Neil x x x ;)
Now I know I'm not the first or only person here that points the finger at a profile that is quite frankly boring as the culprit here.
You say 'After a year of searching, placing ads and so on,' you have had no luck whatsoever; Well I'm not suprised.
Sorry to be blunt but here goes anyway. This is down to you thinking you can swan on in here and click your fingers and get a fuck, but that you don't have to put any effort in whatsoever. It's already been pointed out that you had not indicated where in the country you are, but what about the rest of your profile as well? Christ on a bike your profile has had 122 views in seven and a half years, surely that must tell you something about it's appeal to others!!!
Now it's not up to me to preach to you or anyone else for that matter, but I notice that you have been a member longer than us. Do you use the chatrooms? If you do then do you show yourself on cam? I ask because I cannot remember ever seeing or chatting to you. Coupled with the fact that your last forum post was almost 5 months ago it makes me think you only log in on a rare basis, and therefore may miss any mails that are sent your way anyway because of the autodelete function. You have already admitted to being a lurker, and therefore perhaps if you advertised yourself a little more on your profile and stopped being a wallflower then things might change for you.
Quote by bell412
After a year of searching, placing ads and so on, I am still no further in my quest to find a lady with a Strap On to take my "virginity" so to speak.hump
Conclusion.
It's an impossible task!!!

Thought I had commented on this earlier, cant see the post so ill try again redface
Far from impossible ;)
Perhaps just find yourself an adventurous female, then introduce the idea once she knows and trusts you. Its not my thing but Im sure I would get a few willing volunteers if I posted I was going to leave the backdoor unlocked for an evening :lol2:
Also mention in your ads what you can offer in return for the woman who is prepared to do this for you, the advert seems a little 'me me me my fantasy me me' IMO.
Maybe add what can you do well and the other things you like during a session.
The main point I gotta mention is WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PICS!?!?!?
Many people, maybe even most people dont even consider someone with no pics on their profile, even if its a discreet one for the profile and then a private gallery or two for those you correspond with.
Its a hell of a state of affairs if a fellow can't come on the site and ask to have his arse given a good rogering. I mean what's it come to?
pretty soon we'll be telling rampant single women to get lost.
sheez.......................
It's a hell of a state of affairs when a guy comes on this site and is single for seven years but gets nothing BUT STILL MOANS about it!
Thanks for the replies!!
I appreciate there are those that say that the profile is...............well.......boring.
Unfortunately, it's like that for a reason and I don't have to explain myself to the people for whom it seems to incite anger.
For those who have offered advice I thank you all immensely. If I've been going about things the wrong way then I can but learn.
BIG Fraser !! Thanks for the insightful post. I've removed the recent ads and I am currently trying to write a decent, non "selfish " lol one.
Ben_Minx, Thank you also for your post.
I also thank everyone else for their input and valuable hints and tips.
Bell
Why ask if you can't accept the answer.
yes your profile was boring
and yes it needed some work to make it anywhere near atrractive
Your profile was boring, your ads were crap and you got no where.
So excuse me for asking, but is that Our fault or yours?
If you want to poke a finger at us, then do so openly, but make it more obvious than your historical profile!