an urgent post!!!!!

2 Jul 2006

i have just been threatend with a fate worse than death if i do not post on here, so here i am.
the trouble is .......................... i can not think of anything to say! confused

give me ideas what i can chat about in this thread please!

2 Jul 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
i have just been threatend with a fate worse than death if i do not post on here, so here i am.
the trouble is .......................... i can not think of anything to say!
give me ideas what i can chat about in this thread please!

Possible cures for your inability to think of something to talk about ? That MUST be a first! lol

2 Jul 2006

Quote by mike48
Lets just keep it to pure unadulterated bollocks
:evil2:

Would we notice any difference?? dunno

2 Jul 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
i have just been threatend with a fate worse than death if i do not post on here, so here i am.
the trouble is .......................... i can not think of anything to say!
give me ideas what i can chat about in this thread please!

Possible cures for your inability to think of something to talk about ? That MUST be a first! lol

lol
thanks for that mate! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Lets just keep it to pure unadulterated bollocks
:evil2:

Would we notice any difference?? dunno

lol, i knew i could rely on you two!

2 Jul 2006

WBB
and nothing to talk about!!!
As already said must be a first.........................
Sgt
Quick something is wrong with WBB
lol

:lol:

2 Jul 2006

Burning issues that need tackling...................
The Tomato fruit or vedge debateâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.
Why does toast always land buttered side down when you drop it?
Why would anyone who lives in a glasshouse really want to throw stones?
Does the fridge light go off when you shut the door?
How do you identify the back of a tree?
Why does the lane of traffic your not in always move faster?
Light bulbs always seem to blow when you turn them on so if you just left them turned on 24/7 would they last forever?
All these topics need answers and what better place to get them. biggrin

I think I need to get out more dunno

2 Jul 2006

who would win
polar bear vs super gran

2 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
WBB
and nothing to talk about!!!
As already said must be a first.........................
Sgt
Quick something is wrong with WBB
:lol:

indeed there is something wrong with WBB, i now have a whole year to wat till my next summer holls!!!! rolleyes

Quote by sheddy
Burning issues that need tackling...................
Why does toast always land buttered side down when you drop it? the chance of the toast landing buttered side down is directly proportionate to the cost of your carpet. if you dont want it to land like that - get a wipe clean wooden floor.
All these topics need answers and what better place to get them.
I think I need to get out more

i did one for you!

2 Jul 2006

Quote by aaron1980
who would win
polar bear vs super gran

if you need to ask that, you have SERIOUS problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
supergran would win of course.

2 Jul 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
who would win
polar bear vs super gran

if you need to ask that, you have SERIOUS problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
supergran would win of course.
well i am thinking of the polar bear from the Amber spyglass/northrn lights, that bad boy would take granny down in seconds!!
ok burning question should be how long do the people on antiques road show spend at home preparing their look of suprise at the value!! even though they only got it valued a couple of weeks ago

2 Jul 2006

Quote by aaron1980
who would win
polar bear vs super gran

if you need to ask that, you have SERIOUS problems!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
supergran would win of course.
well i am thinking of the polar bear from the Amber spyglass/northrn lights, that bad boy would take granny down in seconds!!
ok burning question should be how long do the people on antiques road show spend at home preparing their look of suprise at the value!! even though they only got it valued a couple of weeks ago
lol probably about the same amount of time that the others spend perfecting not looking dissapointed when told that an item they have treasured for 56 years and cared for lovingly, is only worth 15quid!!!!!!
i have yet to see someone not utter the "yes, i am pleased with that" crap, and instead smash it on the floor and jump up and down on the remains screaming and shouting in temper!

2 Jul 2006

how about a conversation about the 24hr clock.... that should keep you going for a while.....

:rotflmao: bolt

okay.... best animated film of all time..... toy story or shriek????

2 Jul 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
okay.... best animated film of all time..... toy story or shriek????

or Monsters Inc thats a great film redface

2 Jul 2006

imagine the scenario "yes yes its been with the family for 3 generations now, my grandfather Rupert handed it to my father Wilberfalth who gave it to me on his death bed, we have saved it from three house fires. in fact on the last house fire we let out three cats perish just to save this fine fine painting"
"its a fake i am affraid"
"bollox f@Â£k off"
THE BBC WILL BE BACK SHORTLY

2 Jul 2006

you know, seriously..................
...... i dont actually remember where i got the 24 hour clock assosiation thing!!!
i know that at some point i must have shown myself up in front of sarge, but i can not remember when or where! confused

2 Jul 2006

just take away 12

2 Jul 2006

I meant would we notice any difference with WBB post's not your's flipa

:giggle:

2 Jul 2006

What about people you can't believe you haven't met yet!!
I can't believe I haven't met WBB yet!! sad

2 Jul 2006

Quote by westerross
What about people you can't believe you haven't met yet!!
I can't believe I haven't met WBB yet!!

Oh she's lovely, Tune. biggrin

2 Jul 2006

Quote by westerross
What about people you can't believe you haven't met yet!!
I can't believe I haven't met WBB yet!!

You are not alone Choon..... I haven't met WBB yet either :( :(

2 Jul 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
What about people you can't believe you haven't met yet!!
I can't believe I haven't met WBB yet!!

Oh she's lovely, Tune. biggrin

yep I will go along with that, made me feel real welcome at me first munch, whizzed me off to meet folk as soon as I got there and cleared me nerves straight away.

2 Jul 2006

Quote by davej
What about people you can't believe you haven't met yet!!
I can't believe I haven't met WBB yet!!

Oh she's lovely, Tune. biggrin

yep I will go along with that, made me feel real welcome at me first munch, whizzed me off to meet folk as soon as I got there and cleared me nerves straight away.
She made me laugh when I first met her!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
She fell over walking to the stage to collect an award!!!! confused

:? :? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

2 Jul 2006

oooooooh, i like this thread now! :twisted: biggrin

:D :D :D :D :D :D

2 Jul 2006

Quote by well_busty_babe
oooooooh, i like this thread now! :twisted: :D :D :D :D :D :D

me, me, me. rolleyes

anyways whats your fate worse than death Busty? you havn't got to empty that bedside cabinet of yours have you?
rotflmao

2 Jul 2006

Just as well you started it then isn't
lol

2 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy
Burning issues that need tackling...................
The Tomato fruit or vedge - biologically speaking, that is.
Why does toast always land buttered side down when you drop it?...partly Sod's Law (see below) though it is complicated by Jennings' Correlation which states "The chances of a slice of toast landing butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet." I.e., the more expensive the carpet, the more likely the toast is to land butter side down.
Why would anyone who lives in a glasshouse really want to throw stones?...To get at their neighbour, or someone else, not realising that they are vulnerable to reprisals. It is an expression that means that you shouldn't start a line of attack to which you might be vulnerable yourself.
Does the fridge light go off when you shut the door?... Yes. When the door closes it presses on a little button or lever which keeps the light off until the door is opened. You can check that it is working by locating the button or lever (it will be just inside the doorframe somewhere) and pressing it with your finger. The light should go off.
How do you identify the back of a tree?....Ohhh, now this is a tricky one. The best suggestion I can come up with is - dance naked around the tree and see which side blushes. That must be the face which means that the other side is the back!
Why does the lane of traffic your not in always move faster? ...That's pure Sod's Law. Happens all the time to me. Supermarket checkout queues are the same!
Light bulbs always seem to blow when you turn them on so if you just left them turned on 24/7 would they last forever? ....Actually yes - in theory. At the very least they would last a lot longer. There are documented cases of light bulbs lasting more than 40 years. It is the surge of power when you switch on the light that causes the filament to blow. If it is always on then there is no surge. Mind you, you wouldn't believe the electricity bill!! :shock: It's cheaper to buy new bulbs every now and then.
All these topics need answers and what better place to get them.
I think I need to get out more

Sorry, did I take that too seriously? redface

Perhaps I need to get out more too. Mind you, I can't help thinking about sheddy dancing naked round his local trees! :giggle: :giggle:
Will
I'll get me coat bolt

2 Jul 2006

Quote by fabio grooverider
how about a conversation about the 24hr clock.... that should keep you going for a while..... :rotflmao:
okay.... best animated film of all time..... toy story or shriek????

Shrek!!
Utterly & completely without a doubt!
(Dont tell Mr W but if Shrek was real.......... :shock: )

2 Jul 2006

Quote by willxx69

How do you identify the back of a tree?....Ohhh, now this is a tricky one. The best suggestion I can come up with is - dance naked around the tree and see which side blushes. That must be the face which means that the other side is the back!
All these topics need answers and what better place to get them.
I think I need to get out more

Sorry, did I take that too seriously? redface

Perhaps I need to get out more too. Mind you, I can't help thinking about sheddy dancing naked round his local trees! :giggle: :giggle:
Will
I'll get me coat bolt

Been out.........tried it.............no blushing they just withered and died surprised

ops: :cry: lol

3 Jul 2006

More things to ponder....
If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
What's the speed of dark?
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
buy her friends?
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
:thumbup:

3 Jul 2006

Quote by sheddy

okay.... best animated film of all time..... toy story or shriek????

or Monsters Inc thats a great film redface

or the incredibles, or finding nemo....hmmm tough call... I may need to come back to this one lol