Put it this way Paul ....
get yourself some Bonjella and some TCP to gargle with.
Ok its a fair cop
see page 3 from about halfway down Foxylady posts
Oh and be afraid
be very afraid :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Foxy it appears to me that you are alienating the majority of your cabinet and I wonder wether you have been to the Tony Blair school of Prime Ministership. It appears to me that you are adopting a lady's not for turning stance. which is a shame as a little doggie style can be most invigorating and provide much needed stress relief.
I shall take up my new position of sock sorter designate even though I will feel a right heel so doing. I will endeavour to make a success of the role and hope that I can build up my Socks appeal with the female populus(as they are the only ones who know where the missing socks have got to).
Davej I am pleased to see your ministerial appointment as I think a man who has his head up his ass should make an ideal minister :P
Oh and whoever mooted the thought of two Jags .....One jags on here is more than enough :shock:
I have this dreadful fear that we may well feature in Michael Moores next film release.
davej is now searching for a hit man to eliminate Warwick and take his post !!!! :shock:
Woooohoooooo :happy:
Warwick, get the kettle on :twisted: :twisted:
Warwick
congratulations on appointinting fem-manc-cpl as Minister of Transport, good to see someone making the right decisions in my absence!!
Easy, i still need further convincing on your suitability for head of MI5
niceguysdoexist
Beware I am seriously considering "elevating" you to the House of Lords!! From whence you will never return.
Easy
I have decided NOT to approve you as head of is because , looking at your pic, I have decided that you look too obvious a choice, everyone would know you were a spy!!
However I have found a job for you that I think youw will enjoy. I would like you to take the position of Minister of Health. I willl explain why but you must promise never to tell anyone why. you see I am about to reveal to you the real reason for our attacking another country (sure you know which one I mean) together with America.
You see when the press were saying that we were only after the oil they were almost there, the country did have something we wanted but it wasnt oil or WMD it was (remember you must never tell anyone this) nurses uniforms!!
Yes they have a great stock of them, real ones, authentic ones, with short pinstrip dreses, white aprons with red crosses on and black, seamed stockings!!They are impossible to get in the West but that country has millions of them just sat away in boxes. They wouldnt sell them to us and my friend (you know who I mean, him across the pond) and I decided we needed thes uniforms to improve ourhealth care. Think how much sooner patients will get better if they see nurses in real uniforms rather than the shapless sacks our poor nurses have to wear now!!
Anyway we are expecting the first consignments of these uniforms in any day and your first task will be to distribute these and give our nurses lessons on how to wear them properly. Knowing your love of uniforms I am sure you will love this job and of course you will be the envy of so many other males!!
So what do you say, Easy, fancy the task?? Please let me know as soon as possible as I expect many others to be begging for your job and offering me all sorts of bribes - no didnt mean that meant incentives!!
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so Warwick, where do you want me? 8-)
Ha! lets see how he deals with this French Stick, blinkin 007 my ear.