Newcastle -on -Tyne party capital of Europe (official)
The south starts at gateshead & what did we do go & build another frigging bridge to link us up AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fuckinghell:
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and god created the north
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Have just found this thread and laughed so much!! Yes I know I'm in Norwich but I'm a Geordie.
I correspond with a wonderful gentleman I met on Adultfriendfinder - a brilliant writer - from Suffolk. (It's down south somewhere - trust me you don't have to worry about it.) I have described to him my visits to La Chambre and Partners. His replies (please understand he is tongue-in-cheek. I think.) :
"Sheffield! Oh my dear, how very very brave of you! And those accents!"
"It was brave of you to go to Manchester, for whatever reason. Still, Manchester is I suppose where you’d expect to find a sex club. I seem to have heard about a club in Dunstable, but that’s absurd."
don't listen to him dear......what would a "carrot cruncher" from "combine country" know anyway!!!
:D :D babe... if you ever come back home to the north-east i'll take you to a club or two round here..........Quote by prags
Newcastle -on -Tyne party capital of Europe (official)
The south starts at gateshead & what did we do go & build another frigging bridge to link us up AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fuckinghell:
typical piggin' geordie!!!!! :D :D :D .....speaking as a southerner then from the angel i must agree that newcastle is the party capital.....good bless cheap beer and very short skirts on the bigg market......
Quote by mattmoleman
YORK!!!!!!
The true capital of England!!!
Well it used to be anyway.
so that is one "great" yorkshire city....6 more to find???? :D :D :D i am going to get abuse for the yorkshire mafia now.... probably wake up to find a "flat cap" next to my pillow.....
sean xxxxxxxxxxx
p.s if anyone asks for me... i will be in "hiding"
:D :D
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Quote by mattmoleman
YORK!!!!!!
The true capital of England!!!
Well it used to be anyway.
some capital, oooh why dont let the scots have it for a while, they never got Cannock , now theres a fine english town!
some capital, oooh why dont let the scots have it for a while, they never got Cannock , now theres a fine english town!
And why would anyone want CANNOCK?
Anyway, we're talking about the great Northern cities, which are incidently ALL in Yorkshire.
Halifax, Leeds, Sheffield, Hull, Harrogate, and of course York.
All the rest come second, and who remembers second places?
Ok, so Manchester, Liverpool, Edinburgh and Glasgow have their merrits, and are far better than those forgotten places down south, but the Quenn of them all has to be Nottingham, and I'd move it North if I could, complete with all the women, leaving the men to try their luck in far off places like Leicester or Derby.
Keith
And why would anyone want CANNOCK?
Anyway, we're talking about the great Northern cities, which are incidently ALL in Yorkshire.
Halifax, Leeds, Sheffield, Hull, Harrogate, and of course York.
All the rest come second, and who remembers second places?
Ok, so Manchester, Liverpool, Edinburgh and Glasgow have their merrits, and are far better than those forgotten places down south, but the Quenn of them all has to be Nottingham, and I'd move it North if I could, complete with all the women, leaving the men to try their luck in far off places like Leicester or Derby.
Keith Orgasminator
Quote by Keith3006
some capital, oooh why dont let the scots have it for a while, they never got Cannock , now theres a fine english town!
And why would anyone want CANNOCK?
Anyway, we're talking about the great Northern cities, which are incidently ALL in Yorkshire.
Halifax, Leeds, Sheffield, Hull, Harrogate, and of course York.
All the rest come second, and who remembers second places?
Ok, so Manchester, Liverpool, Edinburgh and Glasgow have their merrits, and are far better than those forgotten places down south, but the Quenn of them all has to be Nottingham, and I'd move it North if I could, complete with all the women, leaving the men to try their luck in far off places like Leicester or Derby.
Keithgot to be honest i couldnt type it without thinking no one will believe me here
...and talking of the North?
It reminds me of a poem I used to know off by heart, but now only snatches remain. It congures up Scotland, for me.
I crossed a moor, with a name of it's own
And a certain use in the world no doubt,
Yet a hands-breadth of it shines alone
Mid the blank miles round about :
For there I picked up on the heather
And there I put inside my breast
A moulted feather, an eagle-feather!
Well I forget the rest.
(Robert Browning)
Well it has to be the North. When did anyone last see an eagle down south
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Keith
It reminds me of a poem I used to know off by heart, but now only snatches remain. It congures up Scotland, for me.
I crossed a moor, with a name of it's own
And a certain use in the world no doubt,
Yet a hands-breadth of it shines alone
Mid the blank miles round about :
For there I picked up on the heather
And there I put inside my breast
A moulted feather, an eagle-feather!
Well I forget the rest.
(Robert Browning)
Well it has to be the North. When did anyone last see an eagle down south
: Keith
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............and the Lord said 'Let there be Lard' and there was lard.
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what time is it when theres a pie on the clock tower in Leeds ??
............Summat to ate !
............Summat to ate !
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I'm convinced Newcastle should have been part of Scotland........therefore the North is from Scotland down to Newcastle.......Then you hit the South!
Youre geography is about as accurate as Mel Gibsons portrayal of Bill Wallace.
Everyone knows that "The North" begins at the Watford gap !
This is a recent change since joining europe since my family assured me that growing up in South London "The North" back then started at the Thames.
G
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North definately starts at Watford gap....
Warwick located 600 yards north of Watford gap
I've just been in touch with the AA for a difinitive answer to wher the North starts and they say that it starts from page 23 of their latest road map of the British Isles, but the rest of it I couldn't catch because I think they were as pissed as you sound.
Perhaps I got the number confused with Alchohlics Anonymous, but anyway that's what they said, and who am I to argue? I'm only a chauffuer and novelist.
Keith
Sorry if I'm a lttle behind on this thread, but I've only just picked up on it... Suffice to say that the North - South divide still provides small problems for some- particularly with regard to dialect. I was in a chippy down south and asked for a Sausage and Chips to which the young man replied "Do ya want batter with that?" I'm thinking Butter with a sausage that doesn't quite go!! Fortunately Mrs RSAB2 was on hand to translate (she's from London originally)..that the young man was asking if I'd like a battered sausage - No pun intended!! News to me anway. As for not doing mushy peas and/or gravy thats a disgrace. This only exacerbates the divide!
Mr RSAB2.
Mr RSAB2.
There you have it. RSAB2 has found the exact cut-off line. It's where they stop serving gravy with pie and chips.
You can't get it in Leicester, but there's plenty in Notts and Derbys and everywhere North of there.
Then there's black-pudding, but that's contentious, and leave the way open for the Scotts to go on about haggis another nasty things?
No, gravy's got to be the dividing line, unless someone knows better?
Keith
You can't get it in Leicester, but there's plenty in Notts and Derbys and everywhere North of there.
Then there's black-pudding, but that's contentious, and leave the way open for the Scotts to go on about haggis another nasty things?
No, gravy's got to be the dividing line, unless someone knows better?
Keith
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SEE this is what happens !! We let the sweatys come down here and they steal our women and our sausages in batter !
If she had stuck with her own kind the need for translation would have only been required on a Saturday night after a Millwall win and a beer session .
Even then the average Bermondsey-ite is usually able to comunicate with his spouse via a time honoured system of grunts and vomiting.
What do you expect from a country (i use the term loosely) where Ken Livingstone translates as " do you understand the explorer?"
Tch
If she had stuck with her own kind the need for translation would have only been required on a Saturday night after a Millwall win and a beer session .
Even then the average Bermondsey-ite is usually able to comunicate with his spouse via a time honoured system of grunts and vomiting.
What do you expect from a country (i use the term loosely) where Ken Livingstone translates as " do you understand the explorer?"
Tch
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Ask the Scotsman Keith .he'll get it :-)
And I thought it was, "I am the explore." Replied the Scotman to the Londoner. "You know, the friend of Mac Adam, who paved your streets with black gold, and Flemming who cures mens ills when they give O2 vouchers to that woman on Swingers Heaven?"
See, everything good comes from the North.
Match that!! :lol:
Keith
See, everything good comes from the North.
Match that!!
:lol: Keith
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You mean syphylis came from the North ! ? I live and learn
Good work Hadrian
Good work Hadrian
Ok. Left myself open for that one, but who the hell's Kelly Brook? is she the one for O2 vouchers, or are you saying she carried the syphalis down from Scotland?
I always thought it came from Spain, was given to Henry viii, a Londoner, and being the guy he was, that's how it got out and contaminated the rest of the country, up to the gravy line. Isn't that also why they have battered sausages down there, as an old fashioned cure for clapp? If true, you lot down there do have some strange painful ways.
Come on you Northerners, back me up. We can't let these posh monied dudes get the better of us. :twisted:
PS. Most of the England team are Northerners, and they aint done bad today!
Keith
I always thought it came from Spain, was given to Henry viii, a Londoner, and being the guy he was, that's how it got out and contaminated the rest of the country, up to the gravy line. Isn't that also why they have battered sausages down there, as an old fashioned cure for clapp? If true, you lot down there do have some strange painful ways.
Come on you Northerners, back me up. We can't let these posh monied dudes get the better of us. :twisted:
PS. Most of the England team are Northerners, and they aint done bad today!
Keith
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Quote by warwick
North definately starts at Watford gap....
Warwick located 600 yards north of Watford gap
hey... that is an idea.... i think should embrace the devide....have a checkpoint berlin style..
on the southern side they can call in checkpoint "tarquin" and the northern side they can call it checkpoint "kevin"
sean xxxxxxx
hey... that is an idea.... i think should embrace the devide....have a checkpoint berlin style..
on the southern side they can call in checkpoint "tarquin" and the northern side they can call it checkpoint "kevin"
sean xxxxxxx
good on yer Sean, but North deff starts at the gravy line, unless they serve it in Beds?
And why checkpoint Kevin? That doesn't sound manly enough for T'North. How about checkpoint Fred, or Sid?
Your Northern Mate
Keith
on the southern side they can call in checkpoint "tarquin" and the northern side they can call it checkpoint "kevin"
sean xxxxxxx
good on yer Sean, but North deff starts at the gravy line, unless they serve it in Beds?
And why checkpoint Kevin? That doesn't sound manly enough for T'North. How about checkpoint Fred, or Sid?
Your Northern Mate
Keith