Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting. He
enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through
the clouds.
Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For
example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South
America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot
and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land
and asked, "What's that?" "Ah," said God. "That's the north of England,
the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven great
cities in Yorkshire alone, and many impressive towns; it is the home of the world's
finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians.
The people from North England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the
world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the set of wankers I'm putting
down South!!"
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And God created the North......
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:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: god made a northern lass for a reason :smug:
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Quote by X_fanny_x
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: god made a northern lass for a reason :smug:
dare I ask???
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:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: god made a northern lass for a reason :smug:
dare I ask???
The people from North England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the
world as speakers of truth."
to prove theres always one that doesnt fit the bill
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lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting. He
enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through
the clouds.
Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call
it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For
example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South
America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot
and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people."
God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area of land
and asked, "What's that?" "Ah," said God. "That's the north of England,
the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, seven great
cities in Yorkshire alone, and many impressive towns; it is the home of the world's
finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians.
The people from North England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and
they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the
world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,"What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the set of wankers I'm putting
down South!!"
Oi you!!!!!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: … but you do have the most gorgeous women up norf.
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Having spent most of my life down south I sometimes agree, but it is to much of a generalization. Besides which everyone know that heaven is the yorkshire moors.
pah yorkshire i know some where much more idyllic :giggle:
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… but you do have the most gorgeous women up norf.
And dont you forget it
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Having spent most of my life down south I sometimes agree, but it is to much of a generalization. Besides which everyone know that heaven is the Yorkshire moors.
pah yorkshire i know some where much more idyllic :giggle:If you mean Cleavland, that is just part of Yorkshire. Changing the boundary changes nowt.
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Having spent most of my life down south I sometimes agree, but it is to much of a generalization. Besides which everyone know that heaven is the Yorkshire moors.
pah yorkshire i know some where much more idyllic :giggle:If you mean Cleavland, that is just part of Yorkshire. Changing the boundary changes nowt.
nope i dont i mean somewhere i used to live
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Having spent most of my life down south I sometimes agree, but it is to much of a generalization. Besides which everyone know that heaven is the Yorkshire moors.
pah yorkshire i know some where much more idyllic :giggle:If you mean Cleavland, that is just part of Yorkshire. Changing the boundary changes nowt.
nope i dont i mean somewhere i used to live
There was a spot in Hawaii, but I just could not stay.
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:smug: Yorkshireman :smug:
married to a southerner
Nothing wrong with southerners :rascal:
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Shurrup, you're a foreigner!
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:smug: Yorkshireman :smug:
married to a southerner
Nothing wrong with southerners :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Shurrup, you're a foreigner!
Yes, but a Southern Foreigner! :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. Fluffychick, I don't mean to be cheeky but you have made a spelling mistake! :shock:
It should read SHUT UP!
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Does NORTHERN include the wrong side of the pennines too?
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Obviously by saying the North you mean Scotland?? :lol:
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Obviously by saying the North you mean Scotland??
Nah thats a place all on its own, almost another planet even
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I went up north once,it rained all day......
we knew u was coming :roll: