And may I introduce to you...

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Darkfire
Welcome home Fred & Wilma :welcome:
now then, for what do we owe this pleasure? is Jags drafting in the special reserves for call-up duty?

Hiya Darkfire.
I fink the old gal is feeling a bit lonely so after much arm twisting she dragged us kicking and screaming into the forum.
I see all the doilies have gone from the GFZ and the old place is in need of a lick of paint. Who removed all the antimacasters off the chairs?? F*!£@ng Liberty!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
Wilma and I in one room and Fred on his own in another composing war and peace... heads down folks, it's coming!!

Sorry - just did.... redface

does that qualify as a premature post...... :roll: :roll:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :rose:

Is that for meeeeeeeeeee????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Mwaaaaahhhhhhhhh

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Missy
Bluddy Ellfire!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :bounce:
Knocked down with a feather!! Ooooooh it's you two, it really is! Sooooo good to see you on here assionkiss:
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :rose:

I LOVE YOU TOO MISSY - One of the kindest gals on the forum.
I remember a night in a hotel room (purely innocent) when we had Sarge on the bed and Sapho covered him in all sorts of food items lol

:lol:
Lovely to make contact again.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Quote by FredFlintstone

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :rose:

Is that for meeeeeeeeeee????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Mwaaaaahhhhhhhhh
No, it's for me!
Go pull your own.....
:twisted:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by FredFlintstone

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :rose:

Is that for meeeeeeeeeee????
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Mwaaaaahhhhhhhhh
You have to push it don't you? Been back 5 bloody mins and there you are harrassing the girlies. Give over man and go and sharpen your flint!!
Love
Wilma - she who must be obeyed!
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Bluddy Ellfire!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :bounce:
Knocked down with a feather!! Ooooooh it's you two, it really is! Sooooo good to see you on here assionkiss:
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :rose:

I LOVE YOU TOO MISSY - One of the kindest gals on the forum.
I remember a night in a hotel room (purely innocent) when we had Sarge on the bed and Sapho covered him in all sorts of food items lol

:lol:
Lovely to make contact again.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Didn't we have him pinned down, took Judys knickers off him and prepared him for the big shave?? :rotflmao:
Until Sappho started licking it off ..... hair gel and all :shock: :rotflmao:
One of my first proper 'settling in' moments on the forums as when we were hiding behind a giant marble for some reason or another :lol2: kiss

19 Apr 2007

Oh Missy that was so much fun, I can't stop laughing here.
Sappho thought she had but food on him and it all turned out to be hair stuff etc. We had fun that night in the ball pool at that pub and oh yes, who could forget Judy's knickers.
I remember we sent Sarge home in a cab with all our name badges stuck to him!!! - Explain that one Sarge!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Hiya Fred and Wilma
xxx

19 Apr 2007

Quote by the_Laird
Hiya Fred and Wilma
xxx

Hiya
Good to see you again. passionkiss

Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Blimey....
Just been into the GFZ and who the hell removed Arti's ferret cages??? :shock: :shock:

19 Apr 2007

Aren't there rules about you being locked down at night :P :P :P :P
Hello and passionkiss

how lovely to see you about.
Jas
XXX

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Jas-Tim
Aren't there rules about you being locked down at night :P :P :P :P
Hello and how lovely to see you about.
Jas
XXX

Oh believe me we try and tie the bugger down but he just loves it Jas.
Good to see you.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

my work here is done..I'm climbing the stairs to Bedrock Guest Suite #1.
lol

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Jas-Tim
Aren't there rules about you being locked down at night :P :P :P :P
Hello and how lovely to see you about.
Jas
XXX

I do remember being imprisoned once - for slapping Wilma.....
Loved every minute of it.... lol

:lol:

19 Apr 2007

I have just been in the chatroom - Blimey that sure has changed a bit. Not much left to the imagination in there.
Smashes webcam just incase Fred get's any ideas!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
my work here is done..I'm climbing the stairs to Bedrock Guest Suite #1.

night night. Meet you for tea and chat in morning.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
my work here is done..I'm climbing the stairs to Bedrock Guest Suite #1.

night night. Meet you for tea and chat in morning.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I'll put Dino out when passing the front door!
Night
xxx

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Jags
I'll put Dino out when passing the front door!
Night
xxx

Ooooiiiiiii
That was me you kicked out the door - Fer Feck's sake - clear yer glasses woman....... :doh:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by FredFlintstone
I do remember being imprisoned once - for slapping Wilma.....
Loved every minute of it.... :lol:

Hah - knew I had not imagined it.....
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/4491.html

19 Apr 2007

Bluddy Hell!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Hello Mum!! kiss

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Hello Fred!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Great to see you again!! I hope you are back for good this time? :shock: :shock: confused

:? :? :?
Have you seen what they have done to that GFZ Fred after all the improvements we made to it?????? rolleyes

:roll:

19 Apr 2007

Off to bed myself now. It's been fun. Thanks to all who said hello it was a nice blast from the past.
Happy hunting!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Now, dare I cling film the loo so Jags gets a nasty fright in the morning?

19 Apr 2007

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Now, dare I cling film the loo so Jags gets a nasty fright in the morning?

Depnds on which side of the cling film you are putting her!!!! confused

:? :? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Hello Fred!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Great to see you again!! I hope you are back for good this time? :shock: :shock: :? :? :?
Have you seen what they have done to that GFZ Fred after all the improvements we made to it?????? :roll:

Yes I have - but what worries me more is the fact you still have those Mr Happy boxer shorts on ....
please tell me you have taken them off at least once in the last couple of years..... :roll: :roll:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Bluddy Hell!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Hello Mum!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Hello Fred!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Great to see you again!! I hope you are back for good this time? :shock: :shock: :? :? :?
Have you seen what they have done to that GFZ Fred after all the improvements we made to it?????? :roll:

Hello Son. Why don't you come and visit yer ole Mum now and again? I dunno you just caught me on the way to bed with me Horlicks. Wouldn't have stopped but kept tripping over me foot muff.
So luvverly to see you Sarge passionkiss

Love
Mum
x x x x

19 Apr 2007

Quote by FredFlintstone
Yes I have - but what worries me more is the fact you still have those Mr Happy boxer shorts on ....
please tell me you have taken them off at least once in the last couple of years..... :roll:

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Hello Son. Why don't you come and visit yer ole Mum now and again? I dunno you just caught me on the way to bed with me Horlicks. Wouldn't have stopped but kept tripping over me foot muff.

Which muff???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't think I have seen that one.... rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

19 Apr 2007

Quote by Sgt Bilko
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Some things you are glad to see have not changed - however, you are not one of them - PHEW!
Good to see you mate - anyone ever ask you about the sheep shagging episode? redface

ops: :oops:

19 Apr 2007

Wow what you can find on the net at night smile

Just caught a thread where the worlds largest fossil collection has got up and started talking. They claim they were once swingers, seems that trait hasent been evolved out then.
wave

20 Apr 2007

Now Jags has got you back here, I hope you will drop in from time to time.
xx