And some more!

27 Jan 2004

A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand
all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled
down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She continued having her
way until she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left.
The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened.
The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it.
He went to the Doctor and after an examination the doc told him he had
syphilis of the big toe.
"Syphilis of the big toe?", he inquired, "isn't that rare?"
The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman
in here this morning with athlete's fanny!!"
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking
> > along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie
> > pops
> > out of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie.
> >
> > The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
> > also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."
> >
> > With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in Wales was forever
> > made fertile for farming.
> >
> > The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so
> > that no one can come into our precious country. Again, with a blink of
the
> > Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France.
> >
> > The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
> > wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick
> > and
> > nothing can get in or out."
> >
> > The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."