Animal Sex

1 Jun 2005

Oh for goodness sake…………will you lot pick your filthy minds back up out of the gutter.
Anyway, a question about
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Can anyone tell me why is it that EVERYTIME we take the kids to the Zoo, some type of sex crazed beast and,
don’t shoot the messenger here but,
most are of the single male variety,
is intent on getting his end away in full view of the watching cherubs. :shock:
Now I’m all for enlightenment but come on FFS!! mad

This weekend it was the turn of the Zebras.
Said single male Zebra (Hey it was a fact right) was wandering about, following two females who obviously weren’t in the least bit interested despite his obvious (two foot long) erection proudly displayed for all to see.
The Lady and I hadn’t noticed it at first but our youngest made sure that everyone standing watching the Zebras had it pointed out to them. (Well Fee SAID she hadn’t noticed but I’m not so sure confused

)
Anyway, much to the amusement of those adults there WITHOUT children flipa

, said horny male Zebra decided to “impose” previously described erection on one of the poor unsuspecting female Zebra with much grunting and moaning hump

. The display was finished in a flash (Fee mentioned she now feels soooo sorry for female Zebras or was that she feels a knowing sympathy, actually I’m not quite sure :? ) we turned to walk away with highly amused children in fits of laughter at horny Zebra trying to get a “piggy back”
Come on animals, it’s not big and it’s not clever. Sort yourselves out when there are parents likely to be embarrassed.
The Laird
Oh and before I’m finished my rant........
Could the female of the young couple engaged in much hilarity at our expense please return and pick her jaw up off the floor after Fee replied to her question regarding the size of said male Zebra’s appendage “Doesn’t it make you feel short-changed?”
“Not me” replied Fee, putting her arms around me, “I could never go back to one THAT small!!” rotflmao

and If you are the female reading this, PM me :twisted:

1 Jun 2005

Well you have to send something to "you've been framed!!"...why not that!

1 Jun 2005

i am in agrreement with u have been to a number of zoo's and often it's more than 1 of the randy little buggers that be's stone mad on shaggin i'm sure they do it to see if we can sort them out membership to sh
but i must say all the monkeys are wankers male and females always fiddling with there bits and pieces
oh well there u go sounds like the zoo's are the mirrors of members of sh lives lol

1 Jun 2005

locked up in a pen/cage day after day, with lots of members of the opposite sex, all totally naked - what would you do???

1 Jun 2005

Having been incarcerated in the SHBB house for a few days now with my housemates, I now know exactly how the animals feel. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It's a good feeling. redface

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Mind you, I've seen the human equivalent behaviour a few times in some of my favourite laybys! wink

:wink: :grin: :grin:
innocent

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1 Jun 2005

I was camping with my girlfriend at the weekend and she was being quite "loud" in the tent at night (well it shut the idiots on the guitar up anyway).
Later on that night, she was woken up by the sound of horses at it - they had wondered right next to the tent and were going at it hammer and tongs at 4 in the morning.
I reckon she gave 'em ideas
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1 Jun 2005

Quote by ChairmanMiaow
I was camping with my girlfriend at the weekend and she was being quite "loud" in the tent at night

Snap!! Did the same here on a rather quiet naturist camp site in Cornwall, mind you, got lots of good mornings and smiles the next day...and got chatting to an over friendly woman in the toilets!