I just bought my wife a lovely gold ankle chain. We are now wondering which ankle she should wear it on. Does the left or right have any hidden meaning ?
ok, (prepares to look really silly)
Is there a special significance then????
Please be patient- I went to a catholic school you know!
I seem to remember reading somewhere that prostitutes wear them on the left ankle.....that useless piece of information comes seeping out of the grey cells.......!!!
PM
So should I buy one for both ankles just in case.....
the right one can say im available......
the left can signify that if you really think I was that good, of course you can pay me if you must!
Bet CandB wishes he hadn't asked...
"Here, wear this love. Everyone will think you're either a trannie or on the game." :twisted:
years ago i used to go into an all night cafe that was used by the ladies of the night when they knocked off from the late shift as a place to change back into civvies have a cuppa a bacon sarnie and a fag
yes the chain came off the left ankle and into the purse before they left
Left ankle = prostitution
Right ankle = fashion accessorie
Both ankles = willing slavery
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
"The wearing of an ankle chain on the left ankle is reserved, but not exclusivley, for ladies of the night, tarts, slappers, scrubbers, whores, prostitutes, anything for the weekend girls, women of loose morals and of course the odd trannie.
So if you are any of the above, then by all means wear you ankle chain on the left ankle... after all you may just benefit by wearing it there LOL"
just to qoute dracae... please contact me if you are any of the above! lol
Aha! what if you're all of the above- does that get you to the head of the Q?
Including the piercing?
What if it drops off???? :rascal:
Sorry guys- hijack over!
Well folks, the replies were most illuminating. She will definately wear it on the right ankle for " normal" wear. But who know where she will wear it when she feels saucy !