Anomaly''s in peoples adverts! How many

15 Aug 2009

Been reading loads of adverts on here (all great fun, lovely people), but on the cheeky side of things some do stand out as being a bit daft.
For starters: People who state that they only want to meet people of around their own age (ok in itself, no issues with that) until you look at the profile and their age is stated as 2009! No other clue in their ads either if they have one.
So unless they are looking for an egyption mummy, a mammoth or the peltdown man, they are going to be bit short on fun.
Anyone spotted any other obvious blunders?
Another is:
Must be local to us. Then they hide their location, Doh!
Would love to hear of other examples, all in the interest of science of course.

15 Aug 2009

Quote by flower411
My favourite is when people state that they are easy going and have a good sense of humour ...
Then you see them on the forums or in chat and it`s patently obvious that neither is true !!

Well i do my best redface

15 Aug 2009

When you read profiles and they say "new to this" and then you see they joined the site in 2005 !!!
Or the one you see most often, "sexuality" = "straight male"
"What you looking for" = "females, couples, bi-males" !!!
John & Shel

15 Aug 2009

I laugh when a single guy is seeking a bi female.... What does it matter, there single lol

15 Aug 2009

Quote by Mark_7up
the peltdown man

Hehehehehehehe, he was a fake so much like some people who advertise! biggrin

:D :D
But to answer the thread, things like "great in bed", "really treat yourself and choose me", or "the best shag you will ever have" --- are total blunders --- they so set themselves up to fail!

15 Aug 2009

Quote by bluexxx
the peltdown man

Hehehehehehehe, he was a fake so much like some people who advertise! biggrin

:D :D
But to answer the thread, things like "great in bed", "really treat yourself and choose me", or "the best shag you will ever have" --- are total blunders --- they so set themselves up to fail!
Oh come now bluexxx I was OK once I warmed up and found the 'on' switch :rascal:
I too love the anomolies of profiles.. 'easy going' gets me every time.. especially when their profile text is like 'War & Peace' with a list of 50 things they do and don't want. I wonder if I ever did meet them if they'd sit me down ont he sofa first and read a checklist to me.... confused

And yes, with you on the straight but want 'couple with bi males' and 'no bi males thing' - especially when it's the male half of a couple you find on cam in a Bi Chat room waggling his todger about lol

16 Aug 2009

people who say in forums want verification, but their ads state they really like to protect their discretion?
their ads say they look after their body and health, but as a single male have photos of penetrative sex with female with no condom?
xx fem xx

17 Aug 2009

straight guys/girls who will tick EVERY BOX seeking gay guys/girls! rolleyes

18 Aug 2009

Men who say they are 'vwe' or 'vvwe'. Sometimes the only thing they are well endowed with is imagination!