David Beckham turns up for training with a flask in his hand.
"Whats that?" said Michael Owen
"Well" said David "it's a thermos flask and it keeps things hot and cold"
A minute later, Wayne Rooney says "what you got there David"
Again David said, "It's a thermos flask and it keeps things hot and cold."
A minute later Sven says, "What is it you are carrying David?"
Once more , David says "It's a thermos flask and it keeps things hot or cold"
When all the players had got changed and wandered onto the pitch for a kick about, Michael Owen shouts to David, " Oi, goldenballs, Whats in yer flask anyway?"
To which David replied "A choc ice and a cup of coffee"
Love to you all,
Bell xx
