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james02
Sexlightened
Hallow everybody
I am I virgin to the swinging seen, and therefore nieave to catch fraises and what goes on behind closed doors
So hear goes very little
Munch :cheers: a peck and nothing more
What do you all talk about at a munch
So wear is the hump blast passionkiss :rose: :inlove:
James rolleyes :confused:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Pardon?
Welcome to the site but you might want to check that intro because it doesn't make a lot of sense confused
Bev
xx
Kitty
Sex God
Are u related to Miz Amerika???
dunno
:welcome:
james02
Sexlightened
I was referring to hanky panky. lol
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by james02
I was referring to hanky panky. lol

Excuse me... I think you've mistaken this for an adult site. This is the UK's best DIY website..... :grin:
Dawnie
Sex God
Shall I translate dunno
Quote by james02
I am I virgin to the swinging seen, and therefore nieave to catch fraises and what goes on behind closed doors

I am new to the swinging scene therefore, naive to the term 'munch'. Can you tell me what goes on there as you closed the doors when I tried to perv at you.
Obviously I have looked around the site and read the description
A munch is a social meeting in a totally neutral environment, often somewhere like a pub, where people can meet others with similar interests. As there's no play everyone can relax and it gives newbies a chance to ask questions of the more experienced without any fear of getting jumped on.
I was hoping for a quick kiss, grope or possibly a fuck. Do I stand a chance?
James :doh:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Bloody ell Dawn thats fantastic.
The answer is no (to James anyway)
Bev
xx
james02
Sexlightened
I didn’t take much notice to any thing when I was at school
Dawnie
Sex God
Quote by JudyTV

Now I have this friend who writes to me in some weird welsh dialect so how are you on welsh Trannys then?

Useless, sorry lol
Dawn :silly:
kristof
Orgasminator
Quote by james02
I was referring to hanky panky. lol

hanky panky ?? whats that when its home, nothing from here I am sure, this is afterall a respectable adult site where such things never occur !!
and if you believe that you are as mad as I am smile
give it time a bit of patience and you could well be suprised :)
Rainbows
Sex God
Catch fraises is a game we all play at munches. Whoever catches the fraise and holds it more than two seconds gets locked behind a closed door. Now what goes on behind that closed door is up to the people who catch the fraises. Mr Fish normally presides over whatever happens, but I have it on good authority that a lot of people just hang around on swings or play fun games like snap or trivial pursuit. Others run around pretending to be dogs. They are called doggers.
Sometimes people go on meets. These normally happen at horse racing events or dog tracks. Sometimes girls organise greedy girls nights. Now these are exceptionally good evenings as there is always lots of food to be eaten.
Does any of this help at all?
dunno
marmalaid
Sex God
And here's me thinking I was about to be offered a business opportunity in which I can make an extra £50 to £500 per week in my spare time.
Gutted now sad
MQ
Sex God
Isn't Fraise French for strawberry? Maybe he's French........... Catch the strawberry? mmmm Is that like plucking cherries :twisted: lol
Rainbows
Sex God
Quote by MQ
mmmm Is that like plucking cherries :twisted: lol

Now I believe there is a variation of the game like that. :lol:
james02
Sexlightened
I wasn’t asking out right for sex, I was simply testing the water
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by james02
I wasn’t asking out right for sex, I was simply testing the water

I'd take it as a no and ring Escorts-R-Us instead
Freckledbird
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bev
xx
Vix
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I wasn’t asking out right for sex, I was simply testing the water

I'd take it as a no and ring Escorts-R-Us instead
Oh, give the poor lad a break. I'll have him for a couple hundred quid. (That's the going rate, innit? Someone here must know... Scandal? Help me out here)
lol
Unknown User
Who's water does he want to test dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Rainbows
Catch fraises is a game we all play at munches. Whoever catches the fraise and holds it more than two seconds gets locked behind a closed door. Now what goes on behind that closed door is up to the people who catch the fraises. Mr Fish normally presides over whatever happens, but I have it on good authority that a lot of people just hang around on swings or play fun games like snap or trivial pursuit. Others run around pretending to be dogs. They are called doggers.
Sometimes people go on meets. These normally happen at horse racing events or dog tracks. Sometimes girls organise greedy girls nights. Now these are exceptionally good evenings as there is always lots of food to be eaten.
Does any of this help at all?
dunno

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