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Another Newbie Single Male (sorry)

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Hello all, just thought it would be daft not to take this advertising opportunity although I realise a single male is about as welcome on here as sand in Vaseline. I did the chat room for a few weeks but it wasnt for me and have had an ad on here for a few months. Would love an invite to a club! Cheers Cricket68 x
Welcome to the forum mate.
It's not about who you are on here that's important- it's about how you behave. Have fun and enjoy and you'll be at clubs and munches in no time, I'm sure biggrin
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Don't apologise - Just enjoy wave
Hello Cricket! wave welcome to SH. It's not all that bad as a single guy, although not being one I would have no idea! redface Oh well!
And you're local to me too! biggrin
Hope you settle in here well and we get to know more about you.
kiss
Gem. x
Some of my best friends are single males...honest! :mrgreen:
/runs round forum with single man draped round neck to show how PC she is lol
Welcome, and don`t let the odd firing squad put you off, there are plenty here who are interested in the person, not the status. smile
Venusxxx
:welcome: from another single male
throw away the sandcastles and sit ya ass down have a drinkies and chill
Quote by VenusnMars
Some of my best friends are single males...honest! :mrgreen:
/runs round forum with single man draped round neck to show how PC she is lol
Welcome, and don`t let the odd firing squad put you off, there are plenty here who are interested in the person, not the status. smile
Venusxxx

Agreed!
Although I don't fancy running round with people drapped round my neck, might hurt a bit!
Have fun Cricket. kiss
Gem. x
Quote by VenusnMars
Some of my best friends are single males...honest! :mrgreen:

Oh, I feel so patronised. Is it cos I is a bachelor? :lol2:
/runs round forum with single man draped round neck

Now there's an image to conjure with. ;)
Welcome, and don`t let the odd firing squad put you off

Says she with the Bren gun in her sig confused
there are plenty here who are interested in the person, not the status. smile

So why did you ask for a copy of my bank statement?
Welcome Cricket wave
Just remember that Venus is a lunatic, and you'll be fine. biggrin
Welcome mate & have fun. Not everyone gets "that" sort of treatment thankfully. Mind you, not everyone comes across quite in "that" way!!! rolleyes I'm sure you will settle in fine. Tell us a bit more about yourself so we can get to know you. wave
Edit: Dumb Ass, must learn to spot the advert before giving advice on revealing all. :roll:
welcome cricket from another single male and like kristof says
throw away the sandcastles and sit ya ass down have a drinkies and chill

so welcome to you from a recent newbie as well :welcome: :thumbup: ( spelling aint to good though redface )
Hiya Cricket & Mollman
:welcome:
Have fun and find a comfy seat ... the ride is a bit bumpy tonight ;)
C x
You sound like you might enjoy it here.
Good luck
BTW I don't know about single males but there are 9 of me! :grin: :grin:
:twisted: bolt
Hi Cricket from another single man.
Good to see you in the Forums.
You are as welcome as can be. Have fun and enjoy!
Thanks everyone. Great welcome. Got me thinking who I may know on here. If my boss is here.......You're fat, bald and dont pay me enough. If my dad is here......I thought you dont understand that T'internet thing. Not that I give a sh*t if someone knows me (thus pics of me on ad).
I know how addictive this will be so speak to you all soon and feel free to PM me (just to re-iterate I am strictly hetro although do have gay friends). btw 68 is my yr of birth and cricket refers to the Pinnoccio character not the game. I am a night owl so here 'till 2 usually. Cheers, C68.
Heeeeeelllllllloooooooooooooo! :twisted:
Under 80 years old, own teeth and no beer belly! And in my area!
6'3'' of floppy haired yumminess.....
Someone remind me I have hung up my swinging boots and stop me from being tempted.
Ok, I'll get back in my box. confused sad
I cant get my best pics on there or here. Can you tell me Gem, is it ok to PM someone anytime?
:rascal: It's ok to PM me anytime you'd like! ;)
Seriously, some people like the random PMs, others prefer you not to unless they already know you. If I'm not sure I tend to put the line "I hope you don't mind mind me PMing you " and then be as polite as I can. No one-liners and keep the text talk to a minimum and I would say the majority if responses you would get could be positive ones.
Have fun and if you need to ask anymore questions feel free.
kiss
Gem. x