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ANY CEILING HITTERS?
Warming the Bed
Quote by burnie
My husbands' record is about 3 1/2 feet in a horizontal direction. Never tried for the ceiling. I don't think it could pick up the same amount of velocity.
strange time to be using a tapemeasure
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
feckin Drop-shorts ?????????
Yer avin a tin baff aintcha ??????
dbbefore bushwacker sees this
*pulls up a pew, kicks back and waits for some inter-regimental fisticuffs . . . * :bounce:
neil x x x :P
While you're waiting, neil; ponder this (almost on topic)
A Rarden cannon (as fitted to Scimitar and Fox) fires a 30mm APDS round at approx 1220 metres per second and is capable of firing six rounds on automatic fire.
(If memory serves, but I can't bring the 76mm figures to mind)
Imagine what that would do to your japs eye if we could manage the same velocity :shock:
well obviously dammie, given the size of my humongous cannon, it worries me not a jot . . . . though i do have the odd concern for the girlie who recieves an armour piercing shell going at that speed from my penis! :shock: :eeek: :scared:
cc_7up? i have heard mention of matelots, crabs and fishheads round these parts? haven't a bloody clue what they all are, but maybe you know better? ;)
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
feckin Drop-shorts ?????????
Yer avin a tin baff aintcha ??????
db
*pulls up a pew, kicks back and waits for some inter-regimental fisticuffs . . . * :bounce:
neil x x x :P
While you're waiting, neil; ponder this (almost on topic)
A Rarden cannon (as fitted to Scimitar and Fox) fires a 30mm APDS round at approx 1220 metres per second and is capable of firing six rounds on automatic fire.
(If memory serves, but I can't bring the 76mm figures to mind)
Imagine what that would do to your japs eye if we could manage the same velocity :shock:
well obviously dammie, given the size of my humongous cannon, it worries me not a jot . . . . though i do have the odd concern for the girlie who recieves an armour piercing shell going at that speed from my penis! :shock: :eeek: :scared:
cc_7up? i have heard mention of matelots, crabs and fishheads round these parts? haven't a bloody clue what they all are, but maybe you know better? ;)
neil x x x ;)
I believe they are Navy expressions, could be wrong though.
Over to you Dammie. Quote by cc_7up
feckin Drop-shorts ?????????
Yer avin a tin baff aintcha ??????
db
*pulls up a pew, kicks back and waits for some inter-regimental fisticuffs . . . * :bounce:
neil x x x :P
While you're waiting, neil; ponder this (almost on topic)
A Rarden cannon (as fitted to Scimitar and Fox) fires a 30mm APDS round at approx 1220 metres per second and is capable of firing six rounds on automatic fire.
(If memory serves, but I can't bring the 76mm figures to mind)
Imagine what that would do to your japs eye if we could manage the same velocity :shock:
well obviously dammie, given the size of my humongous cannon, it worries me not a jot . . . . though i do have the odd concern for the girlie who recieves an armour piercing shell going at that speed from my penis! :shock: :eeek: :scared:
cc_7up? i have heard mention of matelots, crabs and fishheads round these parts? haven't a bloody clue what they all are, but maybe you know better? ;)
neil x x x ;)
I believe they are Navy expressions, could be wrong though.
Over to you Dammie.Well matelots is definately a naval saying but not sure about crabs and fishheads
i have been asked to artex peoples ceilings before, perhaps they were thinking of something else after i proudly showed them their finished ceiling.
question you have to ask is why would you brag about pulling out and hitting the ceiling, probably just as well he would have drowned the poor girl !
question you have to ask is why would you brag about pulling out and hitting the ceiling, probably just as well he would have drowned the poor girl !
Sex God
I thought it was rollers and rags that made the patterns on the ceilings
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
well obviously dammie, given the size of my humongous cannon, it worries me not a jot . . . . though i do have the odd concern for the girlie who recieves an armour piercing shell going at that speed from my penis! :shock: :eeek: :scared:
neil x x x ;)
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You have the odd concern???
:shock:
The odd concern doesn't even come into it mister! Your "humungous cannon" obviously shrank in the wash! :P So I have no idea what the stress would be about!
:smug:
Now if it were to shoot out of your arse... that I'd be scared of cos the muscles are just so well trained from all the talking you do! :twisted:
:giggle:
How about having a cum shooting comp? Similar to Sarge's shower challenge... a set amount of time from a set distant/ point from a wall/ceiling and see who is the first to hit...... Of course we'd need evidence in the form of pictures.
But all in the name of the cause boys!:thumbup: Gem. x
