Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
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ANY CEILING HITTERS?
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Quote by Kitty
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
Were you on the top bunk then?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Was it a very low ceiling?
Did it stick to the ceiling or did it cum back down and hit yer in the eye?
Did it take the paint off? :dunno:
More detail needed
:whistling: 
Sex God
were you a virgin had you a elastic band round your nuts ???are you in the record books ,can you do this on a regular basis will this lead to everyone running up the stairs to try this,mmm could this be the start of a new party game .now sick as fcuk could only reach the light shade 
Quote by spurter
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
Well spurter, this all depends on a few factors.
1) were you swinging (literally) from the light fixing? If you were, then I think it doesn't count.
2) how long your penis is
. The longer your willy, the more of an advantage to would have to hit the ceiling with your cum.3) was there an operating ceiling fan in the room? If so, was it switched on to full as there might be air propelling upwards helping you along (sorry, not good with physics)
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I hit the ceiling when I stood on a drawing pin with bare feet............. that's not the same thing though is it 
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Quote by SXBOY
hope its not got infected
Nah, I just pulled it out. I'm 'ard
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Quote by TallSexyLondon
Blue - hard as nails or hard as drawing pins?
As nails....... drawing pins don't stand a chance :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Quote by bluexxx
hope its not got infected
Nah, I just pulled it out. I'm 'ard
Bet you swore though
must admit when about 17, did splat my eye once when having a wank !!! Stung for bleedin hours....but couldn't exactly go downstairs and explain why to my mom and dad.
Now just about get to my belly button !!!!! Must of been thiner in those days....its all this global warming iblame it on....I think its thickening my goo
Now just about get to my belly button !!!!! Must of been thiner in those days....its all this global warming iblame it on....I think its thickening my goo
Quote by spurter
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
In my younger years if i pulled out to cum from the missionary position i could hit the lucky lady on the chin but these days sadly i just reach the belly button if iam lucky her breasts
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Quote by spurter
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
No, but I once knew a lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back, opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
eyethangyoo
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Quote by Ice Pie
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
No, but I once knew a lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back, opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
eyethangyoo
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I'm shocked! :shock: :shock:
Quote by Maia
Anyone managed to hit the ceiling with their cum.
I did once when I was sharing a girl with another lad. He wasn't far off either.
Well spurter, this all depends on a few factors.
1) were you swinging (literally) from the light fixing? If you were, then I think it doesn't count.
2) how long your penis is
. The longer your willy, the more of an advantage to would have to hit the ceiling with your cum.3) was there an operating ceiling fan in the room? If so, was it switched on to full as there might be air propelling upwards helping you along (sorry, not good with physics)
Quote by SXBOY
were you standing on a set of encyclopedia wankers of the world volumns 1 to 42 ?
Curiosity has just got the better of me.
Mainly because I can remember when I was young, dumb and full of cum, as a very fit young soldier; taking part in various "competitions"
One of which was to stand at the bottom of the a bed and see who could hit the headboard
So, reading the above two quotes, I embarked on a little research to try answer the questions raised.
These are my findings. (and ramblings)
Height from bed to ceiling - 74"
Assuming a laid down on the back position, I'm deducting 20" to allow for arse to end of cock measurement and a little "back arching" giving a more accurate distance of 54"
Still quite impressive, as you have to factor in the gravity aspect of shooting vertically, thereby no allowance for trajectory.
But . . . .
If standing on the bed . . . . . .
Height from the end of my cock to the ceiling is 37 and a half inches. (YES !! The half IS important !!)
Sort of puts a new slant on it.
Variable considerations.
He might me taller or shorter than me, thereby increasing or decreasing the measured data in the "standing" example.
He might have a fatter or slimmer arse than me, thereby increasing or decreasing the measured data in the "laid down" example.
He might have a longer or shorter cock than me, thereby increasing or decreasing the measured data in both examples.
His mattress might be thicker or thinner than mine, thereby increasing or decreasing the measured data in both examples.
He might be in an old Victorian house, rather than my modern pidgeon box thing, having a much higher ceiling than I, thereby increasing the measured data in both examples.
So . . . . . . . . Come on spurter. We need to know the variables
btw - The "standing at the bottom of the bed" thing.
We didn't have footboards.( I've just measured my bed upstairs at 76" so have to assume that's a standard length, but need to deduct 3" ish for the footboard)
The rules were that we could press our shins against the end of the bed, but the wanking hand wasn't allowed to come any further forward then that. The wanker had to declare his intention to shoot - "Firing now" (we were tank soldiers) so the adjudicator could look down the line of wankers, concentrating on the firing wanker's wanking hand to ensure fair play.
Because the measured distance (to the headboard) was finite, and equal in each case; it wasn't a competition to shoot furthest. You just had to hit the headboard to considered "worthy" Of course, you'd have the occasional show off that would declare "Mine made a bigger/louder splat than yours" or something such similar.
To miss the headboard and hit the wall, or the lockers was classed as a mis-fire due to lack of accuracy (I said we were tank soldiers) and therefore dis-allowed and void. As were "cross-fires" that hit the headboard of a neighbouring wanker - however impressive that was !! :cool:
But that was oh so long a go. Halcyon days.
Nowadays, I'm impressed if I can hit the headboard from the normal laid on my back position
ops: As a couple or so of the ladies have heard me say whilst 'coming down' having just done the "telephone" thing. But that's a wholeother thread :oops: