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Just I really need to know how many 'nipple' bits there are on a cows udder.
Yes, it is so relevant. :P
Thank you.
Not 6, then?
The last time I milked a cow I think I was about 10 yo. But IIRC correctly I'm sure they have 6.
And if you don't mind Vix I'd also like to appeal to the farmers out there....
Anyone got a wooden milking bucket I could borrow, apparently I'll be milking goats Sunday morning.
Do you milk goats the same as you do cows? confused
You know what really gets my goat?
Trolls.
Hang on Vix, you can't ask for this kind of high-level information without at least explaining why you need to know so badly!
I have bee racking my brain and for the life of me I can't think of why you would need to know the answer to this with such short notice, putting so much pressure on the poor SH'ers.
Come on, 'fess up. smile
I say 4, because I have just spent the last 10 minutes researching it!! confused :? :? :?

I asked Jeeves and typed "How many nipples does a cow have?" and on page 2 of the results I found this:
YOU B*STARDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Victoria in especially if she lets them pull on her nipples. Poor cow.....oops sorry goat! ... Post subject: How many more animals has Arti got ?

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/9235/100.html :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can't say. There might be a friendly Mod about who is prepared to spill on this one, but it would be wrong of me to moo it.
Quote by Mister_Discreet
if it's 6 then this can only do 2/3 of a cow at a time!

So there would be at least one spare suction cup then redface surprisedops: lol :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
Moooooo
I have six boobs if you use your imagination a bit lol but I defintely have four. :shock:
Jas
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Moooooo
I have six boobs if you use your imagination a bit lol but I defintely have four. :shock:
Jas
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Been thinking about this, moi luvverr and you know, cows have one tit with 4 (or maybe 6) 'nipple' bits. It's sows that have the seperate boobies, innit?
(You sure is purty, lickle piggy)
Oink
Does this mean I can take the farm over now :twisted:
Jas
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Quote by Jas-Tim
Oink
Does this mean I can take the farm over now :twisted:
Jas
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Certainly, Napoleon.
Regards,
Squealer.
(We are considerably more equal than yow)
Cows, sheep, goats = 1 udder with 4 nipples
Dogs = 8 nipples
Pigs = 12-14 nipples
Quote by tilestho
Cows, sheep, goats = 1 udder with 4 nipples
Dogs = 8 nipples
Pigs = 12-14 nipples

Fank ewe!
WOOF!
Oi as no one has answered my Q yet I'm gonna have to butt in on this bull-shit and ask...
What does this have to do with swinging? rolleyes
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Quote by Libra-Love
Oi as no one has answered my Q yet I'm gonna have to butt in on this bull-shit and ask...
What does this have to do with swinging? rolleyes

My udders swing.
Quote by Libra-Love
Oi as no one has answered my Q yet I'm gonna have to butt in on this bull-shit and ask...
What does this have to do with swinging? rolleyes
bolt

Tut aren't you paying attention confused
I have a potential six boobs - most of them swing as well lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
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Oh take it out on us small ones now Vix! redface sad
Quote by Libra-Love
Oh take it out on us small ones now Vix! redface sad

Hey, anytime you would rather be in the "lie on your back, jiggling your flab club" you only have to ask (and possibly eat more, too).
Then you get on all fours and count the boobies.
Made us laugh, anyway. In fact I was giggling all the way back down South.
Quote by Libra-Love
Oh take it out on us small ones now Vix! redface sad

I have pictures, I can show you, we can laugh at the flabbies then AND ONLY THEN, I'll take it out on your small ones...
Chris
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
if it's 6 then this can only do 2/3 of a cow at a time!

Well I think that's fairly convincing proof of cows having 4 tits............... :jagsatwork:
Me thinks they only 6 in genetically modified dreams :shock: lol
Quote by HungryP
if it's 6 then this can only do 2/3 of a cow at a time!

Well I think that's fairly convincing proof of cows having 4 tits............... :jagsatwork:
Me thinks they only 6 in genetically modified dreams :shock: lol
I ork for a company that has something to do with farming, I asked one of the bosses who has a herd, after laughing at the odd question he said 4, but you do get some with 5, but they are freaks really.
HTH
Chris
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Excellent Action shot of Marms there Mr D.
jas
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